He lucky all he took out was himself and the fire hydrant. That being said

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm really sorry this unit slipped past our QA department before it shipped to the field. Normally, they do a pretty good job, but the occasional goof slips through. We're working on 6-sigma, but we're not quite there yet.

We believe that in most instances of defective units being shipped, such as this one, the unit will remove itself from the field before procreation and replication of the defects.

Unfortunately our return policy has never allowed for product returns.

In Los Angeles a few years back, a cop pulled over two guys driving a truck down the interstate. One was behind the wheel, the other was under the hood, which was up mind you, and was working on the car as they drove down the road at about 50mph.

When the cop asked them wtf they were doing, the guy under the hood said that something was wrong with the fuel intake valve (or something like that) and he wanted to see it under road conditions.

Neither man could understand why the cop was writing them a ticket.

Dave, you wanna tell him?

Silk:

Dave officially retired from the position of Chief Constable of the Old Patrol. The job is yours for the taking.

what?

Part 6,897,885: spelling "stupidity" with one i

I'd say this is an even bigger moment of male stupidity

I've been coming to New Orleans since I was a kid. My dad used to live here, and his heart always did. This gritty gumbo city, its hot humid streets, seeing it like this, well, it's hard to explain. Blink and you're in Baghdad. Black water, guys with guns, rubble-strewn streets, Black Hawks in the sky.

I f'in hate emotional reporters.