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September 17, 2005

Look on the Bright Side

It is reassuring that these guys are so F'n stupid.

Another fictional threat:

"It is hard for the court to understand why he has a large concentration of those (aviation) items, and nothing else to indicate Mr. Maawad plans to stay in the community," Anderson said.

Maawad had ordered $3,000 in aviation materials, including DVDs titled "Ups and Downs of Takeoffs and Landings," "Airplane Talk," "Mental Math for Pilots" and "Mastering GPS Flying," FBI agent Thad Gulczynski testified.

...and didn't pay his bill.

Hat tip to my DH.


posted by LauraW. at 09:27 AM
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It's clear that this guys rights are being violated and another example of how low this country has sunk thanks to the Bush regime. Arresting poor undocumented immigrants because they have an interest in aviation??? Unbelievable!

Where is the ACLU?

ps. Hey Mahmoud...... NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!

Posted by: sw on September 17, 2005 09:47 AM

My school is everything. I stay in this country for seven years; I stay for the school

I see a new home in his future.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 17, 2005 10:07 AM

Who the hell puts out a DVD titled "How an Airline Captain Should Look and Act"?

Posted by: on September 17, 2005 10:13 AM

I know it, that is weird.

Posted by: lauraw on September 17, 2005 10:28 AM


Could the FBI be smart enough to put out those DVD's?

Posted by: sw on September 17, 2005 10:33 AM

Read for yourself:

How an Airline Captain Should Look and Act on DVD Video, by Sporty's

Sporty's® invites you to come along as we examine the professional and personal qualities required of a great airline captain. The whole flight crew, especially the captain, can affect a profound and lasting impression on an airline's passengers. In addition to flying ability, a captain's appearance, mannerisms and public relations skills can and should be used to provide the quality service today's airline passengers demand. In cooperation with Delta Air Lines, Sporty's follows Captain George Elbel through his typical duties preparing for a flight. From his armchair the night before to his responsibilities after the flight, go behind the scenes to discover how an experienced captain smoothly coordinates all elements of a flight, balancing safety, passenger comfort and a demanding schedule. Not just for future airline captains, this DVD Video can be helpful to current captains looking to improve service to their crew, their airline and most of all, their passengers. Ideal for anyone interested in a more intimate look at an airline flying career and an excellent way to give youngsters a realistic view of life in the captain's seat. Approx. 45 min.

Posted by: caspera on September 17, 2005 10:37 AM

Who put's it out? Canadians!
LINK


Posted by: on September 17, 2005 10:43 AM

Well, that settles that. If the FBI had put out the DVD it would have read like this:

Sporty's® invites you to come along... In cooperation with Delta Air Lines, Sporty's follows Captain Akmud El-Zawaahi through his typical duties preparing for a flight...The uniform really sets the tone. Notice how the large floppy shoes make it easier to reach the rudder controls. And the large red rubber nose not only give the captain that look that says "I'm a take charge kind of guy", but provides an ideal point of reference to the runway lights when he peers down at the proper angle.

Always make sure your long, bright orange wig is arranged under the hat so that the hair is long, over the ears. After all, you're projecting an image of authority and command. And it doesn't have to be all serious all the time, be sure to hit all the flight attendants with your Squirty Flower™, cause really, nobody gets too much mirth in the workplace.

So honk your horn, juggle those bowling pins, and head through that security entrance. You're on your way to bigger things!

Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 17, 2005 10:48 AM

Dave in Texas: Please stop by today and help clean up the major coffee-spew you caused.

Posted by: Old Coot on September 17, 2005 10:52 AM

Hilarious Dave!
Too much.

Posted by: lauraw on September 17, 2005 11:40 AM

10:1 he walks on everything but the fraud and INS beefs - which aren't enough for a ClubFed vacation.

This is one they should have watched for a while rather than pinched so the net could be expanded.

Posted by: Tony on September 17, 2005 12:24 PM

Hey lauraw, why do you have a Designated Hitter?

:)

Posted by: BrewFan on September 17, 2005 12:24 PM

Clue; he didn't pay his bill. Real terr cells seem not to have problems with money.

Posted by: ptg on September 17, 2005 01:07 PM

Real terr cells seem not to have problems with money.

Penny saved is penny earned - that's $2,500 that can go towards something more useful - like hookers and blow.

Posted by: Tony on September 17, 2005 01:17 PM

Do I care if he's an amateur? Not really.

Posted by: lauraw on September 17, 2005 01:19 PM

I'm a former pilot and I can tell you that Sporty's Pilot shops is a major source of information and training material for legit students throughout the country.

I think the fact that the dude couldn't pay his bill is indicative of whether or not he was being back by a terror group. Long before I attended, EXPENSIVE flight school, I could only afford the training materials and studied them long before I was a formal student.

The 9-11 group had all the funds they needed and back channel finanancing still exists today I hear.

He's in country illegally so regardless of charges he'll get booted out unless he makes a break for the Southern border area, where I'm sure he'll be ignored.

Posted by: Reaganite on September 18, 2005 03:23 AM
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