With TV shows doing um... that ...every ten seconds like it's a frickin commercial, are we suprised?

Sounds great until your Sapphic utopia is confronted by a roach on the kitchen counter, then it's riots and looting..

Having a girlfriend who likes girls is only beneficial when she's willing to share a gal with you. I've had this experience only twice and the result of having tinkered with this "practice" has both times been at least part of why the relation ended.

That being said, it's really out of this world to be behind one gal, helping her with her plumbing while she is enjoying a tuna salad.

Try it before you die.

P.S. Please post mp3

And with the advent of electronic jar openers, the male species is doomed.....

Women are emotionally stronger? I'm not sure i get it...

But come divorce time with a female couple who get's the house and kids? Not like a normal situation when the smuck gets shafted and has to sell his pickup truck and bass boat, move into an apartment, eat pork'n'beans and see the kid on every other weekend.

Blowjob rainbow parties! Sex bracelets!

Talk about searching for a cloud in a silver lining.

Women in their early twenties are experimenting with bisexuality. Nervously giggling, fingertips brushing with a mixture of trepidation and excitement. Finally, their cravings for each other overwhelm their inhibitions, and they embrace the Love that Dare Not Speak Its Name.

And then you take one of them up the squeaker.

This is good news, people. Turn that frown upside-down.

When did you start eating fish, Ace?

Gosh, it's almost like sexuality isn't a trait, it's something you simply do.

Here's what I wrote on an earlier thread:

I wonder about the potential psychological damage that playing at being bi-sexual might cause later on.

If one's sexuality is hard-wired, wouldn't messing with it be inviting problems down the road?

Ace's scorecard for MY WIFE:

1. Emotionally stronger: nope.
2. Emotionally giving: nope.
3. Better Lover: I forget.
4. Greater Sexual Endurance:
a. during: I forget.
b. between: definitely.
5. More concerned, etc: I forget.

Dude, all that "women are better" shit is just something you say, like "I really mean to start reading more quality fiction."

I don't mean a word of it.

Sharp as marble wrote:
And with the advent of electronic jar openers, the male species is doomed.....

Not yet, we still have spiders.

Lipstick - If one's sexuality is hard-wired, wouldn't messing with it be inviting problems down the road?

Woman - "I sexually experimented with other women in college." That's allowed, even kind of cool to some. And it gives me a boner.

Man - "I sucked a guy's dick when I was in college."

Two completely different worlds. The first is hot, the second NOT!

ace of spades: you want
to go where everybody
knows your name, f---head

Spiders? They still need us to pay for everything.

There's a reason why crickets chirp after the chorus "All you honeys / Making money / Throw your hands up at me."

What about Chicken-head parties along with Rainbow Parties and sorority-girl lipstick lesbianism?

realities or fantasies......???

A Man's Confession:

Sucked dick in college
It was an experiment!!
Girlfriend is appalled

Maybe this is just a resurgence in Catholicism.. don't all good Catholics eat fish on Friday?

but talk to any married man out there - they don't have the libido of men. Endurance yes, quality yes, but quantity no. The older they get the less they want it and then you might as well have a man.

"might as well have a man"

You had me up until that last part. Also instead of saying the older they get, I would say once they get married (75% drop), and especially after they have kids (lose another 90% of the remaining 25%. Anything left pretty much evaporates after the 10-year alimony cliff (if you live in California).

Even so, I'll pass on the "ight as well have a man" option.

But let me ask you lesbian-leaning ladies this:
Can your "special friend" Becca fart the theme to Sanford & Son?

That's why...like my hetero buddies...I joined up with groups like my Civil War reenacting and Cowboy Action clubs.

It gets me out of the house for a few weekends as well as satisfying my tomboyish need to shoot guns, swill beer, smoke cigars and....what else.......talk about women.

I just loves me some testosterone-soaked weekends.....Yeeeeeeuup.

P.S. Oh...and you'd be surprised how well women can let one loose when men aren't around.

Besides...can you men pussy fart the theme to Sex in the City?

I think not.

Sounds great until your Sapphic utopia is confronted by a roach on the kitchen counter, then it's riots and looting...

LOL!!!!......

....but like a few others have already mentioned...make mine *SPIDERS*...[shudders]...ugh...

STG I turn into a whimpering simp at there mere sight of one.

I told you a thousand times you should always keep a lotta insect spray. You never know who's gonna crawl over.

Guys,

Maybe the married ones turn into cold fish (been there), but there are LOTS of divorcees who have that little switch in their heads flip when the turn 40. Maybe not twice a week, but they GOTTA have it.

A good stroking is just so HEALTHY!

You just have to put your bait where the fish are.

As to BUGs, it is a hardwired behavior option for women. Face it, they get more attention from the alpha males that way - it works, does it not? Evolutionary advantage!

That's why...like my hetero buddies...I joined up with groups like my Civil War reenacting and Cowboy Action clubs.

A name like Cowboy Action and they're hetero? Color me surprised.

Whitehall,
Are you ever right, married or not the switch flips.
Over 40 and lovin' it!

A name like Cowboy Action and they're hetero? Color me surprised.

Haaaaa!!!!....

I know but trust me...these guys are muy macho

Nylecoj: Ditto here. My switch has most definitely switched ; )

That's good news. The wife and I are closing in on 40 in a couple of years, so I've got something to look forward to. Once or twice a week just isn't enough.

Once or twice a week just isn't enough.

Two words: blender & ruffies

You just have to put your bait where the fish are.

So true. Mrs. Michael is out of town tonight, so I went out. Danced with Carol (in the process of getting divorced, teenage daughter, husband puts about $1,000 of coke up his nose per month, husband's parents are actually paying for her divorce lawyer) and Pamela (cute black chick two bar stools away, but I didn't get her story).

It's strange. You can walk into any bar, and there is a woman who will spill her guts if you just act polite and hold eye contact.

compos mentis: Two completely different worlds. The first is hot, the second NOT!

Obviously you missed the kiss between Drew Carey and Mr. Wick - aka Craig Ferguson.

It works for me.

Given that I can't have that, a little girl-on-girl action in the marital bed separates the men from the boys.

Boys will insist it's hot, but balk at the reality of all the extra work.

Screw that, it's supposed to be a turn on for the guy, but it's really for the women.

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