Of course, the creator is trying to make a Big Important Social Statement, because he's a dick, but lets ignore that.

This thing is going to be a huge hit.

I can give you a recipe for Croatian-style leg o' lamb that will knock your socks off! I make it every Easter for the family.

Thanks, Brew. Never could get used to the taste of lamb. I'll have to do veal.

My favorite part:

[The winner] will receive poetry in its honor instead of money.

I'm just glad that sheep/reality show link didn't take me to some Croatian version of "The Bachelor."

Mary had a little lamb
that got voted off the show
BrewFan fired up the grill
and said " That lambs no mo' "

That last was one of the parting gifts :)

The show can be followed 24 hours a day on website www.stado.org, where visitors can see how the sheep feed and interact with each other.

So, we get to see sheep sex?

And how could you miss this link on the bottom of the page:

German inventor: I never used dead cats for fuel

Almost went with that one, lol.

So much depends upon
A white lamb cutlet
Glazed with mint jelly
Voted out by the audience.

The first time we saw ewe, we knew it was love Shapely hooves below you, fluffy locks above And a delicious meaty center.

You stole my poem! I once sent it in a card to this hottie.

Colossus, that was a foul misuse of a classic poem.
APPLAUSE!

Seduction

Dave at Garfield Ridge:
"You remind me of Powers."
The lamb quails in fear.

Never could get used to the taste of lamb.

Yeah Laura, it can have a real gamey taste. But two or three times I've had it when it was done beautifully and tasted like heaven.

Once was in Greece where I swear I tasted a hint of nutmeg in it. Delicious!

Once was in Greece where I swear I tasted a hint of nutmeg in it.

Well done Siamese cats smell like nutmeg...

The only way I'd be willing to watch Apprentice, Survivor, et al, is if the losers were taken out back, butchers, cooked, and fed to the remaining contestants.

Now THAT"S must-see teevee!

Lipstick,

Croation style lamb is similar to how the Greeks cook it. Lots of sliced garlic cloves inserted into the meat and then coated in olive oil, rolled in spices and roasted (best if done on a grill)! Hmmmm.....

Well done Siamese cats smell like nutmeg...

Damn. I guess that hissing sound wasn't cause the dish was steaming hot...

Brewfan,

Yum.
Hungry now.
Any chance of a recipe?
Please?

skinbad,

Is there NOTHING that can't be found on the internet? It's like a pandora's big box of sick.

Thank God we're here to even things out...;-)

"A Pandora's Big Box of Sick."

You should trademark that. Lot's of bloggers would like that for a tag line.

I'm confident there is nothing that can be found on the internet that can't be humorously haiku-itized by Lauraw.

Hey, skinbad, would Jack M. start a new blog and not tell me about it?
Sheesh. You relentlessly threadjack every single post, and this is what you get.

LW!

I would never do such a thing. Trust me, should I ever feel the need to channel Vatolu again, you and skinbad will be the first to know.

So long as you promise not to tell Ardolino what the address is. I do have standards, after all.

I can't tell if I feel like an ex-member of a super-secret elite club or if I was just one of the few "challenged" riders on a very short bus.

Either way--it was fun. Thanks.

Elite?

Huuh uh uhh huh huh
Yeah.
Got any good stories from the Wild West?

It's part of the CBS (Croatia Big Sheep) fall lineup. Other new Croatian TV shows include:

Gameshow: "Please To Guess Right Price!"
Primetime Gameshow: "Who Wants To Eat A Meal?"
Home Improvement: "Make Work With Wrong Parts"
Children's Programming: "Kommissar Kangaroo"
Variety: "Music, With Dancing Also"
Adult: "Good Hygiene Girls"
Comedy "That's My Babushaka!"
News: "Countdown: With Keith Olbermann"

No "CSI" clones yet, but I'm sure they're working on one as a mid-season replacement.

Yeah Laura, it can have a real gamey taste.

If it has a gamey taste, you've been sold mutton, not lamb. Good lamb is quite sweet, different to beef, and utterly delicious.

Baaa!