Don't forget how many times he tells how many words his written on his blog.

Heh. You said "hard left."

Instapundit got snippy with Andrew today, too.

He's the David Brock of the post-9/11 world. I'll give you five to one odds that he's already working on a "Blinded by the Right"-type apologia.

Keep that Q rating high, Andy. Whatever you gotta do.

Suggested title for Andy's apologia: "Growing in Office."

"Andrew Sullivan Shrieks About Women Soldiers "Raping" Dirty Filthy Terrorist Detainees."

HE FREAKS BECAUSE HE FEARS VAGINAS.

Andy's Book,:

Virtually Yours -
How I Pioneered A Medium, Shaped Opinion, and Paved the Way for Other, Lesser People to Express Themselves.

HE FREAKS BECAUSE HE FEARS VAGINAS.

In all fairness, who doesn't?

If Andy isn't working on his Brock-style apologia, he's not the man I think he is. For a title, I'd suggest "Divorced from Reality: Bush's War on Terror and Gay Men."

Maybe he'll write a religious book instead. "Gay Lord: The Secret Truth of Christ's Raging Homosexuality."

How about, "A Little Bit Nutty and a Little Bit Slutty: The Andrew Sullivan Story."

Or, "From Top to Bottom: A Gay Journey of Political Discovery."

"Switching Positions: A Tale of (Re-)Orientation."

HE FREAKS BECAUSE HE FEARS VAGINAS. In all fairness, who doesn't?

Then why are you always trying to get into ours?

Maybe he'll write a religious book instead. "Gay Lord: The Secret Truth of Christ's Raging Homosexuality."

If you think your quip that he might do something like that is shocking, it's not.

the Freak-Out Meter only gets elevated or lowered when Allah decides it should be.
I hope he pays you for this, allah. Don't give it away for free.

I love his claim that he endorsed Kerry because of demonstrated incompetence. On the part of Bush. Yep, try not to laugh.

"The Pope and the Dope: How Bush and Ratzinger Forced Me to Join the Left. (A Tale of Gob-Smacking Vileness.)"

Well, given Exciteable's rhetorical excesses lately, that friggin' meter should be redlined.

"The Weight of My Loafers: My Short Conservative Journey"

Wow, it doesn’t take long for you dingers to purge one of your own for not repeating the Rovien message machine.

You still can’t distract us from the imperialist quaqmire in Iraq, our destroyed economy and the soon-to-be impeached liar-in-chief:

http://mattstover.blogspot.com/2005/09/can-crooked-fucking-politico-change.html

Those who are not blinded by Jeebus chickenhaws and the far right message machine should read avove ASAP.

How soon to be impeached? Seriously. I want to know when we can point at you and laugh.

You still can’t distract us from the imperialist quaqmire in Iraq, our destroyed economy and the soon-to-be impeached liar-in-chief:

You mean the shiny objects are no longer working.

You still can’t distract us from the imperialist quaqmire in Iraq, our destroyed economy and the soon-to-be impeached liar-in-chief:

bet me.

holds out a pretty yellow balloon

dammit dman

hellppp hel;p i"vve bween b;lindeed by the jeebus cjhickenhawkss

What's all this talk about a message machine? Can I get one? What do you do if it breaks down?

Maybe Cain means "ideas".

Those who are not blinded by Jeebus chickenhaws and the far right message machine should read avove ASAP.

Hasn't this troll dropped by before? I seem to recall some other idiot who couldn't quite handle tricky words like "chickenhawk" and "above."

Once these guys evolve opposable thumbs, then the impeachment of our liar-in-chief is just a matter of time.

You know, Ace, I was reading the linked piece where you blogged as the Delicate One for a day and it got me to thinking. You noted in one of your entries the Instalanche by proxy via the Brainbridge trackback and the subsequent traffic spike you received.

-Um, yeah, that sounds rather uncomfortable...especially in the Sully context.-

Anyway, I think the spike in traffic is directly related to what might be known as the SullySlap-a-lanche. If I can speak as just one person here, if the blogosphere is slapping Sully around as it is today, I'll click on every last damned link I can find. Sometimes twice.

There's just something so special about these days. (And Allah always comes out to play, too!) When the internets are alive with the sounds of Sullyslapping, it's a happier, more link friendly day.

So I suggest to all bloggers to devote at least one day a week to nothing but Sullivan-bashing, thus resulting in dramatically more hits per week.

Hasn't this troll dropped by before? I seem to recall some other idiot who couldn't quite handle tricky words like "chickenhawk" and "above."

I'm afraid that doesn't narrow it down at all, utron.

More Andy Titles
"Andrew Sullivan: Like KY to the Internet"
"Surfin' the Hershey Highway"
"A hypochondriach's guide to blogging"

Cain spewed forth this gem: Those who are not blinded by Jeebus chickenhaws and the far right message machine should read avove ASAP

Yep, that's me. Gay, conservationist, college educated, white-collar worker from the SF Bay Area that follows no organized religion yet I align myself with those low-IQ inbreds that want me dead, all for the glory of their reactionary, corporate masters.

I don't defend Repubs on every little thing. Did ya ever think maybe I just don't like socialism? Jeez, you lefties are such one-trick-ponies!

Sorry to interrupt this fun game of Whack-The-Troll, but I feel compelled to inform you all that the Antichrist has, apparently, been born.

Fell free to insert your favorite verse from the Book of Revelations here.

...Feel free. Feel free.

Preview is my friend.

> Those who are not blinded by Jeebus chickenhaws and the far right message machine should read avove ASAP.

I read it. BFD. Look up "Hurricane Recovery Specialists" in your Yellow Pages and see how many candidates you come up with. In the absence of a universally recognized authority, most people in a position to delegate will go with people or organizations whom they know have performed well in circumstances requiring improvisation and initiative.

By the way, the "Jeebus chickenhaws" remark doesn't enhance your credibility as much as you might think.

Gay, conservationist, college educated, white-collar worker from the SF Bay Area that follows no organized religion yet I align myself with those low-IQ inbreds that want me dead, all for the glory of their reactionary, corporate masters.

You're my kind of homo, Log Cabin. Once we put you through forcible heterosexual conversion camp you can date my sister.

Well, friendly dates, I mean. I don't want her settling down with a pervert.

Chickenhaws? I guess they sound like this: "Culck! Luckc!"

Cain, is it true dyslexics have more fnu?

Cain has been here before. Leaves pretty much the same message every time, too.

HE FREAKS BECAUSE HE FEARS VAGINAS.

In all fairness, who doesn't?

Um, me. I've never actually encountered a scary vagina. By the time you get to them, they all look pretty friendly, to tell you the truth.

Am I missing something? I mean, do they have retractable teeth or some other feature I don't know about?

"Then why are you always trying to get into ours?"

Aversion therapy? Like when they put you in a room filled with spiders?

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2005/09/04/2003270334

unfortunately, these teeth don't retract