Let me know when you start blogging "Hardcastle and McCormick".

Any man who doesn't want Suzie after hearing her sing those songs is probably more interested in Andrew sullivan anyway.

What's wrong with you guys?

Rescue Me is on!

Sorry, but I have not watched the INXS show. I did see them in concert back in college in the late '80s.

I did catch two new series tonight, "Bones" on Fox and "Super Natural" on WB. They were both pretty good, especially Super Natural. The brothers on the show talk to each other like real brothers do. One even called the other one "bitch" tonight. It is spooky and has a pretty good mystery subplot of trying to find their missing Dad. It will be rerun on Thursday night. I highly recommend it.

Anyone up for a little Tenspeed and Brownshoe?

How I've come to hate this show, despite never having seen it. Why? Because every time I come here and see "Rock Star: INXS Thread", I know that there will be no new Ace posts for a long time...

Love the show. JD was the best so far, followed by Marty then the chick. I hate Mig. Someone tell him to keep his shirt on, too.

I did post during the Giants and Patriots games. Just sayin'.

Damn, I can't believe DBS beat me to "Hardcastle & McCormick."

Man, I loved that show.

Okay, if we can't do that one. . . how about "Emergency"? Trust me, Randolph Mantooth references are *guaranteed* traffic hogs.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Tim, you lose.

Mig's falling like a stone. He's entirely unconvincing as a rock singer. As a theater guy imitating a rock singer, he's not bad.

Back to musical theater with Mig. What a wannabe gay mountie he is.

JD was good, but someone needs to tell him to stop kissing other men, especially Dave Navarro. Gay it up somewhere else, biker boy.

Suzie always walks a fine line between rocking out and hamming it up, and tonight she hammed it up big time. Stop grinning like a retard with a front row seat at The Muppet Show, idiot.

Marty was okay. Something about his upper register makes me want to take a shit though.

Mig was offensively inoffensive. Really bugs me that people like this guy. If you are voting for him, put that goddamn mouse down now, asshole. You've already caused enough pain and suffering.

*raises hand*

Request for old Johnny Quest cartoon reruns.

BTW, thanks, ace, for throwing a bone to moron reality show addicts like me. All the political stuff is great, but it's also begun to give me a peptic ulcer. As much as I loath Dave Navarro, he'll never be able to burn the lining of my stomach the way Patrick Leahy does.

Who they pick will depend on what they want to do:

a: Turn themselves into a '05 version of Air Supply and rake in the $ from the International Male (Undergear Edition) crowd. Choose Mig.

b: Have no one ever come to their shows. Obtain restraining order from judge to keep Andy Ferris' prehensile beard from harrassing the singer with drunken late-night heavy breathing IM's. Choose Susie.

c: Have people hear first two singles on the radio and say "umm, that kind of sounds like INXS..." "who?" "you know, those guys from that show..." "sounds like an Elvis impersonator to me." and no one will buy their music. Also, if they want to get in big fights and have to fire their impossible-to-work-with lead singer as soon as the reality-TV-created contract allows. Choose JD.

d: Change the entire creative timbre of the band, turning them from INXS to I don't know what, but in the process probably selling lots of singles (but only if they move from MSNBC music to iTunes) and creating a small group of people that will follow the band's tours fanatically, but kind of destroying their ability to perform the back catalog that they keep talking about, which only amounts to something like four good songs, three of which I'd be embarassed to be caught listening to anyway. Choose Marty.

They'll pick JD, who will change his name to JD: INXS.

That about nails it.

JD sounds the most "like INXS," his original song is very good, but he rearranges music to cover for the fact that he can't sing all that well.

If JD had some singing lessons and underwent some cognitive therapy to ameliorate his sociopathy, he'd be perfect.

In case anyone gives a rats ass, my thoughts on the Wednesday show are here.

If you are a JD-man-loving-little-bitch, don't bother...

;)

Marty is my fav. His screaming, at times, makes me want to cut myself, though. JD- no range, and a limited ability to remember the words to the songs. Mig - the theater awaits. My kids say he makes a perfect living "anime" character (I forget which one.)

Dude, is Jake & The Fatman really on TBS? Don't tease me, pal.

Now, if only we could get Riptide reruns. I need my Joe Penny fix.

Lots of spoilers at my place. Have a look, if you can stand the truth!

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Well, JD can't really sing, but he can sing four notes kinda well, and when he sings those four notes, he sorta is in Michael Hutchence's range. Except that Michael Hutchence actually had a range, which JD doesn't.

Mig continues to become girlier and girlier. When he first started he seemed like too much of the Bad Company style hard rock singer. Now he's like Leif Garrett. What the hell happened? Has he been injecting estrogen?

I thought this show was over yesterday. Will it never end?

How long will it continue to ruin Ace of Spades HQ?

Marty really, really creeps me out. He looks like something from The Dark Crystal.

I am annoyed by Marty's speech pattern. It's like, "Well...we're...all good...singers...so...itshardtosaywhodeservestowin."

In fairness, what's he supposed to say? JD's cockiness seems to have alienated the band.

I think the transparetly-fake new "humble JD" is making them retch.

Marty really, really creeps me out. He looks like something from The Dark Crystal.

Ha! Spot-on.

Dark Crystal!

I totally see that!

I'm a geek...

Marty makes me think of the following headline:

"Singer Goes Berserk, Kills Bandmates"

I was completely mesmerized by Mig's cameltoe last night. It takes a "big" man to advertize the fact that he's not so big.

"He was a quiet guy. Dark, but quiet."