They played some of the audio on Opie & Anthony. That Tom sure does have a way with words.

Always seizing the high ground, ace.

hey-- show the bodies. That's my policy.

I read about that a couple of weeks ago, and it sounds like a particularly nasty car wreck--you want to turn away, but you just can't.

Hah!
"Show the bodies-that's my policy".
A whole days postings just to set up that one liner.
Jesus Ace, that's blogger dedication. I bow in your general direction.
It's just a little bonus that Mecca is right behind you.
I can embrace you and Islam in the same way Mr. Hollywood crack-head embraces whatever grimy ho body part happens to be dangling in his field of view. I'm not going to lick anything though.

"I'm gonna commit a crime."

"The guys get shirts."

I think Tom's got Anka beat on this one.

Aw man...this is just FULL of classic Ace-O-Spades(TM) quotes:

"My name's Tom Sizemore…I didn't do it. I deny all culpability. I wasn't there. It hasn't been even remotely fair. Okay, so stick around. Have a good time. Might…have a good time."

That last "might...have a good time," that's the comedy gold RIGHT THERE>

Man, this is PAT O'BRIEN-LEVEL CLASSIC:

"I'm not saying I'm smart, cause I'm not very smart, but I'm not stupid."

"This stomach wants to go piss," Lana interjects.

I'M DYIN' HERE, PEOPLE AND I'M ONLY ON PAGE ONE.

"I'm a grower not a shower. I'm an egomaniac."

"I hazard to say that there is blood running into my cock. It is a very nice feeling."

"I hazard to say that there is blood running into my cock. It is a very nice feeling."

I've got to work that into my James Bond script. It's so classy.

The stilted language is funny. Sounds almost like English is a second language for him.

They allow people like this on the street without 7x24 keepers?

Seriously - What-A-Jackass™ He needs to be dosed up with a thorazine slurpie and packed off to Happy Acres.

I actually view this tape as a PSA. Lots of examples of how to talk to a sex partner about my small, flaccid penis - excuses, justifications, embarrassed jokes, etc.

So after reading that, I'm guessing Tommy boy won't be at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in 2024, standing next to President George P Bush, getting the balcony treatment for his glorious acting career.

ACES!

Tweaker sex is the best!

And with a name like "Sizemore" it seems he's found his calling.

priceless

like reading a script of "The Office"

Damn, I liked him in Blackhawk Down. First James Bond, now this.

That was disturbing. And yet I read it all and clicked all the jpeg links.

Am I sick?

The guy can act - no doubt.

But it doesn't look like there's any neurons firing anymore(if ever there were any). Probably a 60's acid casualty with a completely short circuited brain.

Seriously - getting caught with a Whizzinator? Pathetic...

I give him 3 years tops.

3 years sounds about right. He'll be smoking a .38 or die face down in his own puke like Belushi did.

What an idiot.

hey don't be sop hard(heh) on old Tom. To have a small cock that has erection issues---man o man what could be worse. No wonder he does stuff like this,

I question the timing.

I guess we can finally put to rest the idea that being a good actor in any way requires intelligence. If anything, it's obviously an inverse ratio type of thing.

To Tom Sizemore I say: "sorry about your penis, dude." Getting it on with someone that constantly talks about their inadequacies is such a drag.

What is that movie where Robert Downey and Molly Ringwald are doing it? He says: "what are you thinking?" She says something like: "I'm thinking that I could come if you'd just shut up for 5 seconds!"

Classic.

The Pick-Up Artist.

He's blathering on, complimenting her, trying to be poetic and romantic as they have sex, and she says "Could you just shut up for one minute? I think I'm going to come."

Only two minutes I saw of that movie, btw.