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Louisiana's Department of Homeland Security Barred Red Cross, Not The Federal DHSRemember: multiple-layers of painstaking editorial fact-checking. But all our liberal bozos in the media had to hear was "Department of Homeland Security" before they went to town on the claim Bush's DHS, and its sub-agency FEMA, was responsible for keeping the Red Cross out. Could have taken a three-second clarification. Or a two minute phone call. But of course they didn't bother. Why fact-check a story you want to be true? Fact-checking can only hurt your story. Your Professionally Fact-Checked Media We're better than bloggers because... well, we certainly get paid a lot more. And that's something! Anyone Want To Bet... that the decision to keep the Red Cross out -- previously vilified as a major error when it was believed by the LLMSM as having been made by the Bush Administration -- will suddenly seem like a prudent measure to keep Red Cross personnel out of harm's way, now that a Democratic governor is known to be responsible? Oh, wait, that presumes they'll report on this at all and correct their initial errors. Which of course they won't. Forget the bet. The point is moot. posted by Ace at 06:07 PM
CommentsCops have a standard reference for a criminal who "didn't" do a crime, because an unnamed anonymous person did it and they just happened to be nearby. It's called the "Mysterious Dude" defense. "Officer, some mysterious dude shot that guy, I just picked up the gun to keep it out of the mud." Now, it's "some mysterious FEMA agent told me I couldn't rescue those folks." Posted by: cirby on September 8, 2005 06:26 PM
You want to survive a disaster? Rely on your own bad self, baby. Relying on Uncle Sugar to do anything but waste your tax money is a good way to get yourself killed. The smaller and more local the support organizations are, the more effective they are: I'd bet you any amount of money that the most effective support organizations in NOLA were the churches and civic groups in the neighborhoods. Always plan on your own support and your own defense in an emergency. Store water, food, and clothes. Have a gun and know how to use it. Use your head and remember that in a contest of Man vs. Mother Nature, Mother Nature always wins. Posted by: Monty on September 8, 2005 06:45 PM
Cirby, the mysterious dude is sometimes called the BHS -- Bushy Haired Stranger. Posted by: S. Weasel on September 8, 2005 06:55 PM
Cirby, In Japan he has the name of Sum Yung Guy. Posted by: Enas Yorl on September 8, 2005 07:12 PM
my kids used that same excuse when they were younger cirby. Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 8, 2005 07:15 PM
What a cluster f*ck. Posted by: kevlar girl on September 8, 2005 07:58 PM
This whole Blanco mess makes my blood boil. you know the msm will ignore this story and give their democrate governor a pass on this. Posted by: lisa on September 8, 2005 08:55 PM
This whole Blanco mess makes my blood boil. you know the msm will ignore this story and give their democrate governor a pass on this. Posted by: lisa on September 8, 2005 08:55 PM
I love it when someone like Lisa shows up and does the same dumb shit I did when I first started reading blogs. Lisa -- a couple of tips: When you post a comment, wait awhile to see if it shows up. Watch the scroll bar. Before you post a comment, especially one you have really worked on, hit Control-A and Control-C with your cursor in the comment area before you post. That way, if you did something stupid (like forgot to fill in the Name box) or the site is just jammed up, you don't have to start over. You can just try again and hit Control-V to reproduce your comment. Posted by: Michael on September 8, 2005 09:44 PM
Nah, it's called SODDI. Some other dude did it. I thought everybody knew it. When I lived in SF, it was always some black guy in jeans, knit cap, and a 49 jacket -- which described approx. 70% of the black population. Posted by: on September 8, 2005 10:26 PM
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