What the hell does "rant" mean?

Wasn't that from Family Guy?

No link or attribution to that fake quote?

I'm madder than a skinhead watching the Jeffersons.

could be. sounds like a family guy joke.

But I don't know. I haven't seen that episode if they did that gag.

"defenstrates"???

Clearly he meant " defenestrates". Makes much better sense.

It's from Family Guy.

Peter's reaction afterward: "What the hell is a rant?"

Thanks, I'll attribute it. Someone just posted it in my comments; I figured it was original.

Although it does have the quality of professional gag-writing. Should have known none of your morons could come up with something like that.

It's Raskolnikov, dammit.

"The" Family Guy?

No, just a Family Guy. They come in sixpacks.

Leave it to Ace to "mistype" while calling someone a moron.

I'm assuming he meant: Should have known none of you morons could come up with something like that.

Instead of none of your morons, unless he thought all of his readers had their own personal moron writers like Wonkette who wrote everything for us.

If we were supposed to get one, I didn't get it. Or did it come with an Ace of Spades t-shirt? I knew I should've been one of those 15 lucky people.

Well, f you all.

I at least can say I recognize Enas' reference to Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

I at least can say I recognize Enas' reference to Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Geek.

What, no subreference to the pig from Green Acres?

"the pig"? "THE PIG"?! That's Mr. Arnold Ziffel to you, buster.

Slublog,

You're so unhip it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.

Watch it, I'm a dangerous guy when cornered.

I go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

Completely o/t...

I'm watching "Wyatt Earp" on some free HBO preview week from my cable company. I have to admit, despite the presence of Cosner, Ace is right about this movie. It's good.

Dammit.

The best way to get a drink out of a Slublog is to stick your finger down his throat.

I'm covering my head with a towel. Therefore, I am safe in all flame wars.

I'm covering my head with a towel. Therefore, I am safe in all flame wars.

I sense a market opportunity here. Metallic towels to fend off lunatic mind waves.

MetallaTowel™

Fluffiness and absorbancy factors are something I'll have to get my engineering staff working on. Maybe some of that transparent aluminum...

And would attila the hun want to skewer this fool becuase he is being stupid?

I thought he was talking about Towelie . Perfect for flame wars.

I'm covering my head with a towel. Therefore, I am safe in all flame wars.

OK. You're covered. But Brewfan is not. That silly little bitch is wide open to all the Vicking-style squeekhole fucking sex he can get!

I have a warehouse full of chastity belts if anyone is interested. They can be worn reversed if needed.

One size fits all. There's also a strap-on option (reversible) for $2 extra.