I'm wiping the tears from my eyes, after all the laughing!

Oh, man, these goons cannot possibly do the Republican's work more effectively.

As DAGR said - Rove...is there anything he can't do?

I see no direct correlation between federalism, the interpretation of law on the federal bench, and the Morro Castle disaster.

"Tunguska Fireball of 1998"

Loose shit, you must mean "1908." Unless the delay in response was WAY worse than for Katrina.

Remind me again how many NOLA peeps the kennedy crime family is hosting at their various estates?

And how could they forget Krakatoa? J Rob was surely complicit in THAT fiasco, I assure you.

Wow. I thought Hutts were imune to the Jedi mind trick. Karl Rove is a mighty and powerful Sith Lord indeed.

"How do you feel about the unconscionable actions of our Federal governement, who left those poor people to drown and didn't even go back to, er, nevah mind..."

You had to go and bring up Yahoo Serious. Don't you know that the Democrats read your site for strategy?

Roberts is sunk for sure. No mortal could sustain his integrity under that line of questioning.

Hope you're happy. Bastard.

Ace, you got me laughin on this one. I'm gonna have to update the post with your quote. LOL! Thanks for the link.

Teddy, TEDDY, Ix-Nay on the Owning-Dray angle!

Unsolicited advice.

Later,
bbeck

Now, now, be fair.

If anynody knows anything about water related problems, it Ted...

YAHOO SERIOUS FILM FESTIVAL:

"I know those words, but that sign makes no sense ..."

nah bbeck, that's why he's gonna get Chuckie Schumer to ask all the questions. Kennedy and Joe Biden did that same shuck and jive back in '91 during the Bork confirmation hearings...and the John Tower confirmation hearing in the 80s (now Ted, you shouldn't even be IN here when we go after Tower on drinkin and womanizing!!). Anytime something came up that might be personally embarrassing (like, oh, I don't know, plagiarism?), they just handed the ball to the other esteemed Senator.

course I probably shouldn't be bringin up plagiarism, but heck I didn't steal Monty's quote - the man jest gave it to me. I swear.

"If anynody knows anything about water related problems, it Ted..."

He's not called the "Snorkel" for nuthin'. And he is a whale.

Heh.

Check out the name of Kennedy's dogs

Every few days, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy can be seen on Capitol Hill hitting tennis balls to his Portuguese water dogs, Sunny and Splash. He typically does this on a grassy area near his office in the Russell Building or, if he has time before work, on a field near the entrance to the FDR Memorial.

Warning: Link leads to article with very frightening close-up pic of Kennedy.

Warning: Link leads to article with very frightening close-up pic of Kennedy.

His drivers licence pic is online?

It's about damn time that George Bush is held accountable for the Tunguska Incident! As soon as they tie him directly to the degradation of Saturn's rings, I think that impeachment proceedings can begin.

Portuguese water dogs are excellent swimmers.

Didn't Bill Clinton already apologize for Tunguska?

if you had not mentioned the name "Yahoo Serious" -- I would never have thought of him again...

weirdo.

For the life of me I can't figure out why they call the esteemed Mr. Moore The Whale, when the even more esteemed Mr. Kennedy has so much more water experience, a greater layer of blubber, and, it seems, he gets beached more often.

But what do I know about Mr. K that every Dem and moonbat in the country isn't willing to forgive and forget. After all, killing some poor child who was just along for the celebrity ride is nothing compared to maybe missing a physical in Alabama in the sixties...

Chapaquedic ted is again showing how vile he can be a complete rot head how much happened while he alowed miss kopecnie to drown?

"That's the sort of idea you come up with when you've had ten or eighteen Chivas Regals."

Hey now. This is still a sore point for some of us.

Hey now. This is still a sore point for some of us.

I have no problem with drunken Senators - indeed I expect, indeed demand inebriated congressional drunkards (for the entertainment value of course). Teddy has been a steady producer of said high quality public entertainment for decades, and I commend his heroic efforts.

HOWEVER - this is clearly not a Chivas induced hallucination. He's obviously been into the blotter in a very heavy and reckless manner, and that is something I, as a "professional", simply can't stand for.

Teddy you faithless porcine worm, give me back my frigging acid or I swear I'll come back and haunt your sorry pasty white butt for the rest of eternity and make you wish you never crawled out of that car.

“We’ll have legitimate questions as to the authority of the federal government - the central authority of the government - but also the ability of individuals to seek redress if they don’t get the help that they expect,” Leahy said.

Sums it up perfectly, don't you think? It's not about what people need, it's about what they expect.

An if some bozo gets all upset because George Bush didn't personally fly his magic carpet over New Orleans while crapping flotational devices over the side as Laura squeezed an endless supply of fresh drinking water from her titties, well by God he needs to be heard because WE ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE ALL OUR EXPECTATIONS MET!!!