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September 05, 2005

Inmates are Running The Asylum

No, I'm not talking about New Orleans. I'm talking about how Ace is letting yet another yahoo sully the pristine good name of Ace of Spades HQ.

Your first question ought to be: who the hell is this guy? That's a very good question. I'm just a guy that has pelted Ace with many links over a long period of time, to the point where Ace figured he'd be better off without me clogging his inbox.

A few more tidbits? Sure. Out here in flyover country, I like my politics conservative and my food hot & spicy. I've been role playing since before this newfangled AD&D thing came around. I'm a home theater geek, with several hundred DVDs lining my shelves, an XBOX and a PS2, and lotsa loose paint from blasting movies (gotta love a subwoofer!). I'm hiding behind a pseudonym because I work as a judicial officer in a court system, and I'd prefer to avoid the possibility of any litigant or attorney causing trouble for me.

So, from here on out, when the mood strikes me (or I just have a juicy link to share), I'll be here to climb up on a virtual soapbox. Hopefully, I'll have a blast, and Ace won't be sorry for letting me have this fabulous opportunity.

Weclome: Nice to have you aboard, Harry Callahan, if that is your real name. [Ace]

posted by Harry Callahan at 10:27 PM

Comments

Fabulous?

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on September 5, 2005 10:31 PM

Sorry. I should have said a f*cking awesome, slices like a hammer, no loose shit opportunity.

Posted by: Harry Callahan on September 5, 2005 10:35 PM

Another conservative? Come on-- Ace promised us a transvestite social comentator with sensitivities towards the gendered challenged. How are you going to fill those shoes?

Posted by: john on September 5, 2005 10:51 PM

Like, we didn't figure out that Ace was a practicing lawyer with an identity to protect? Which means a government job?

Jeez. We may be morons, but we're not totally stupid. Well, Brewfan is totally stupid, but not the rest of us.

Posted by: Michael on September 5, 2005 10:51 PM

Ace promised us a transvestite social comentator with sensitivities towards the gendered challenged. How are you going to fill those shoes

Batman is available. I've been reliably informed he's poofy and has a thing for Robin.

Posted by: Tony on September 5, 2005 10:56 PM

I actually asked VonKreedon too, but he was a big stinking pussyboy.

Posted by: ace on September 5, 2005 11:44 PM

Well, I *am* willing to learn.

Posted by: Harry Callahan on September 5, 2005 11:54 PM

Wait a minute. . . How do we know he's *not* Mel Torme?

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on September 6, 2005 12:09 AM

Ace promised us a transvestite social comentator with sensitivities towards the gendered challenged

Cedarford's going to be writing here too now? Ugh.

Posted by: Beth on September 6, 2005 12:39 AM

He's no Mel Torme. More like Albert Potato.

Posted by: bullwinkle on September 6, 2005 12:56 AM

He's no Mel Torme. More like Albert Potato.

Or Latrine, perhaps.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on September 6, 2005 01:06 AM

So, why don't you highlight some of your 'greatest hit' tips. Cause your name doesn't ring a bell...

Posted by: someone on September 6, 2005 02:22 AM

If you were going to write a module for Post-Katrina (FU1 Return to the Swamplands) would you use Top Secret or Gamma World?

Posted by: EGaryGygax on September 6, 2005 02:23 AM

Suddenly I feel lucky.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on September 6, 2005 02:38 AM

If you were going to write a module for Post-Katrina (FU1 Return to the Swamplands) would you use Top Secret or Gamma World?

Boot Hill.

Posted by: someone on September 6, 2005 06:02 AM

Never actually played Gamma World, but I loved Top Secret, so I'd have to go with TS. I love any game which has a module based entirely on a train (which reminds me at least of From Russia With Love).

Posted by: Harry Callahan on September 6, 2005 08:55 AM

"Well, Brewfan is totally stupid, but not the rest of us."

Thanks! Totally! And while we're talking secret identities I want to reveal who I really am. I'm the pool boy!

Posted by: BrewFan on September 6, 2005 09:37 AM

Hi Harry. Nice to see ya.

You will notice that in the Ace O' Spades lunchroom (mini-fridge in the john), there are several bagged lunches. One of them is marked LAURA in large red letters.

If you touch my lunch, I will go full berserker retard on you, K? You will feel nothing but the first sucker-punch to the back of your head, then all will go black.

Again, welcome!

Posted by: lauraw on September 6, 2005 11:32 AM