I only care about the rings around Uranus.

"and if I get a chance to confront him about those rings, I'm gonna clock him" Landrieu added.

You know it's GW's fault. All the SUV's & oil & all. & global warming obviously extends to the rest of the universe. & the butterfly effect extended logically to the solar system. & the universe. & on & on & on...

Haliburton must be making a mint on this one.

It's all those probes we send up. They pollute on their flybys -- more like drive-bys -- and don't get me started on the ecological damage done with the landers. The EPA should set up new interplanetary guidelines.

YIKES! I guess we'll need to get the Sierra Club on this right away. Thank goodness that we have all these genius leftwing nuts that can control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

Quick, send Geraldo and lash him to a .... Wait they don't have light posts up there do they?

I'm still very upset about all that litter and scrap we've left on the moon, mars, venus, etc.

What happens 50 million years from now when someone happens across Voyager eh? The galactic litter police are gonna be on us like stink on shit.

Tony---I have the perfect plan. We'll institute the Oregon Bottle bill (which requires a deposit to pay for recycling cans and bottles), but cover all man-made objects in the entire Universe. UNfortunately your part of the bill is 100 Trillion Dollars. Just make the check out to the DNC. Thank you for your enlightened understanding of environmental impacts.

Let's send all the libtards to Saturn so they can protest the erosion of the rings.

The Fithp are coming!

I can't believe that Karl Rove would do such an evil thing. This is more evidence that Bush should be impeached now!

Even Hitler wouldn't mess with Saturn!!!!

The D Ring? Isn't that the hit new NBC television show with Dennis Hopper and Benjamin Bratt? Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer? The action drama that promises to take you, the viewer, behind the scenes of our nation's military command center, the Pentagon?

Oh, wait, that's not right. I'm sorry, I got confused again.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

"What happens 50 million years from now when someone happens across Voyager eh?" Oh, it's much worse than that. Think of our intense pollution of the electromagnetic spectrum - flinging in all directions episodes of My Mother the Car, The Flying Nun, MTV, and Sunday-morning political shouters. Sooner or later some alien race with a little taste and some truly advanced weaponry is going to pick up those shows, and decide that they should sterilize this planet before we get loose in the galaxy.

Y'all REALLY want to snark at my auntie, Ace? :/ Playing chicken on the railroad tracks isn't doing it for you anymore?

decide that they should sterilize this planet before we get loose in the galaxy

We'll all be fine. I'm sure the aliens will be discerning and just glaze Hollywood and maybe D.C.

Will everyone please stop using spray deoderant right now.