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September 05, 2005

GeekPorn: Big Honkin' Chart Of Most Movie & TV Spacecraft

Boy, is that Execution-class Star Destroyer huuuuuuge.

Via Jonah Goldberg, of course.


posted by Ace at 05:53 PM
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I'm firewalled out of that site, is it like this one?

http://www.merzo.net/index.html

Posted by: Brass on September 5, 2005 06:12 PM

No its a different site than Starship Dimension (merzo.net).
Just a bunch of ships crammed together in one picture.

But without Unicronn how can you truly have scale comparisons?

Posted by: HowardDevore on September 5, 2005 06:23 PM

err Unicron that is.
And I was just about to complain about the "Execution" class SD flub Ace made!

Posted by: HowardDevore on September 5, 2005 06:28 PM

What they don't tell you is that all of these ships are shown inside one of the docking bays of the Dahak (AKA "what's really under all of that moondust").

("Mutineer's Moon" by David Weber)

Posted by: cirby on September 5, 2005 06:30 PM

Its Executor Class Ace. Loose Shit.
Little brother to the Eclipse class Super Start Destroyer

Posted by: Iblis on September 5, 2005 06:33 PM

Am I the only one missing the Death Star? I mean... if you're gonna take the time to compile this kind of chart, you include The Grandad Of All Universal Ass-Kickery.

Posted by: Cha on September 5, 2005 07:49 PM

Who the hell is Cha?

Posted by: Chad on September 5, 2005 07:50 PM

Cool.

Funny how the Enterprise can be so small and still tear through the other ships like shit through a goose.

Posted by: rdbrewer on September 5, 2005 08:02 PM

If there is no wind in space, how come so many of these vessels are aerodynamcially designed?

Posted by: fasterplease on September 5, 2005 08:26 PM

This is, as they say, old. Now where's (the new) Galactica?

Posted by: someone on September 5, 2005 08:26 PM

fasterplease, well they HAVE to design them that way so they'll look cool. It's all about the cool. Only the Borg are so unhip that they'll zip around the universe in a frickin' cube.

Posted by: Enas Yorl on September 5, 2005 08:57 PM

Why didn't Dr. Evil's giant spaceship make the list?

Posted by: bitterman on September 5, 2005 10:16 PM

There may be no wind in space but there is aesthetics where sentients roam. It has to look cool. The one thing that unites all races in the galaxy.

Posted by: epobirs on September 5, 2005 10:17 PM

I'm with Cha/Chad. I need a Death Star if I'me really gonna get some perspective.

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on September 5, 2005 10:33 PM

Where is Flesh Gordon's ummm... "transportation"?

Posted by: Tony on September 5, 2005 10:47 PM

Needs a Plate Class GSV. One of those babies could build all the others. At the same time.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on September 5, 2005 10:57 PM

What, nothing from Firefly?

Posted by: OregonMuse on September 6, 2005 12:09 AM

as someone pointed out, it's "old" as they say. The date in the upper left is 2003. No firelfly.

But the serenity wouldn't be but a speck on the chart anyhow.

Posted by: ace on September 6, 2005 12:12 AM

Someone I know on another board pointed out a glaring error. Where's Spaceball One?

Posted by: yaminohasha on September 6, 2005 12:49 AM

Here's an update, with a few of the big Atomic ships JFK considered building.

http://spacebombardment.blogspot.com/2005/09/ship-designs-compared.html

Posted by: Norden on September 6, 2005 07:49 AM

It's missing the Liberator from Blake's Seven.

Posted by: David Gillies on September 6, 2005 01:58 PM

No 2001 either?

What about the Tartus? it was really big on the inside.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin on September 6, 2005 02:28 PM

2001 was on there, as well as 2010. Look over to the right, below the Borg cube and the bow of the (Star Trek) Voth City Ship.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on September 6, 2005 02:44 PM

What about the Nostromo?? I hear that's a rather expensive piece of hardware. Surely that would qualify it.

Posted by: Chad on September 6, 2005 04:22 PM

Weyland-Yutani threatened to sue if we reminded the public of the Nostromo debacle. No pics. No mention of the insurance money. As far as The Company is concerned, it never happened.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on September 6, 2005 04:54 PM

And the Sulaco. Don't forget her.

Posted by: Iblis on September 6, 2005 06:47 PM

Rama doesn't measure up to the Death Star, but there's another one that would have dwarfed everything else on the chart.

Mind you, it may not have qualified as a "Star Ship" since it didn't have any living crew, just little robot thingies.

(That, and the fact that no-one's made a movie about it yet ....)

Posted by: Doug on September 6, 2005 06:55 PM

They need the Valley Forge from Silent Running, and the Dark Star.

Posted by: geoff on September 6, 2005 07:16 PM

Death Star may be big, but the Enterprise would blow it the shit to another galaxy, far away.

Posted by: rdbrewer on September 7, 2005 12:06 PM
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