Dinosaur and Fossils, or the 'sausage' theme?

lauraw you have a knack for this! I'm just sayin'...

OT but am I detecting a general apathy among the AoSHQ faithful? Is everybody tired? Emotionally spent? I poked a stick into the evolutionist hornets nest and...nothing! I called cedarford a turd (ok, that's nothing out of the ordinary) and...nothing! What's a guy gotta do around here? Let's try this:

Hey Michael! Eat me!

Yeah, Michael! Eat him!

Brewfan, if you would use toilet paper consistently, I would be up your ass like a Viking as usual. As it is, I'm having trouble with that Superdome stench you give off. So, yeah, maybe I've been a little apathetic lately. Pay some attention to personal hygiene, OK?

I'm thinking emotionally drained. We've had a huge natural disaster, followed by days of discussion with increasingly deranged lefties.

Speaking of emotionally deranged lefties, I found my first Haliburton post-Katrina reference today on Michael Totten's blog.

"They can continue to use tax dollars to fund their cronies. Halliburton has already been given contracts to rebuild NO.

LOL. They really are insane now.

Well, at least he wasn't buying shoes.

Hmmm.

What would New Orleans look like if Halliburton rebuilt it?

Perhaps a high-rise hotel shaped like an oil derrick.
No French Quarter. At all.
Instead of throwing beads at Mardi Gras, they throw -what?

They throw... Lawn darts at all the po' people?

I knew I could count on Michael! A high functioning retard with nordic fantasies, but reliable :)

LOL
Sure makes me feel old. Sigh. Bill and I will never be 15 again, although we both insist on acting it :)

Great news!! Clinton created the hurricane katrina and aids!!! yeah!

Great news!! Clinton created the hurricane katrina and aids!!! yeah!

Shut up. We're not in the mood.

Holy shit.

Rehnquist just died.

Those girls are too skinny for Bill anyway.

Its kind of sweet how he likes his gals on the heavy side.
I'm sure thats why Andrea Dworkin gives him a pass on the whole rape thing.

slub, got a link?

"I knew I could count on Michael! A high functioning retard with nordic fantasies, but reliable :):

Now, Brewfan, don't flatter yourself. I did that for Laura.

:>)

Here:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/03/D8CD6EM00.html

The Chief Justice is a native son and we are very proud of him here in Cheeseland. May he rest in peace and enjoy the presence of the Lord.

More here:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/03/politics/wire-rehnquist.html

MSNBC is running a banner indicating the death of Rehnquist, but no link to an article yet. For other news of cosmic importance, you can go here.

From the NYT:

"The death President Bush his second court opening within pour months and sets up what's expected to be an even more bruising Senate confirmation battle than that of John Roberts"

wtf? Besides being terrible grammer and spelling anybody else notice something, um, assholish?

anybody else notice something, um, assholish?

The fact that it's in the New York Times?

Brewfan, you are draining the very red out of my blood.

It's GRAMMAR, not grammer.
Fer cryin' out loud. If you're going to make a fool out of somebody, make sure your underwear ain't showin.

Chief Justice Rehnquist Dies at Home

They're already having meltdowns on the left. I linked FARK, DU and Kos discussions and I can't see much difference between the three. Lot's of "We're screwed", conspiracy theories and "Burn in Hell" comments. What a bunch of sickies.

"sets up what's expected to be an even more bruising Senate confirmation battle "

Pretty speculative give NOBODY HAS BEEN NOMINATED YET!. I guess we're getting a glimpse of the playbook.

"It's GRAMMAR, not grammer.
Fer cryin' out loud. If you're going to make a fool out of somebody, make sure your underwear ain't showin."

Oops! Me going to get job working for nusepaper.

[pssst. lauraw. The skidmarks weren't showing were they?]

DBS, thanks for the links. This comment makes me want to puke:

"How can we trust the judegement of a man who dilly dallied in the face of such a destructive storm to chose a competant replacement? The Court should be left at 7 (or 8 if Sandra Day O'Connor does not retire) until we get a new President."

These people suck. They really, really suck.

Everything is politics to these vultures.

Here's the thing about Clinton.

I didn't vote for him, twice. I thought he was a terrible President, partly because of his obsession with politics over leadership, and partly because I saw the writing on the wall when it came to sowing the seeds for the war on terror over a decade ago (not to mention North Korea, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, failing Bosnia, etc., etc.).

When he was impeached, I wanted him convicted. Nothing personal, nothing about sex, but perjury is perjury.

I can't stand Hillary!, who is shameless in her man-calves.

But.

That all said. . . there's still a part of me that *likes* Bill. It's that cheese factor he has. The same factor that SNL used to skewer, either with Phil Hartman or Darrell Hamond played him as a total lech (stretch, I know).

I've met Hillary! before, in the flesh. I've seen what that "woman" can do to an erection. I *want* Bill to get a decent shag. Not on the taxpayer's dime, but now that he's Joe Public? Hell, have a little fun. Have a LOT of fun. You had the hardest job in the world, you nearly killed your heart, I say cut the man some slack.

Besides, so far at least he's been ten times a better ex-president than that no-talent ass-clown Jimmy Carter. He's said some stupid things, sure, but nothing like Carter. And that tsunami thing with 41 was a class act. Of course, much of Bill's restraint must have to do with his fear of upsetting Hillary's! apple cart.

Still, if Bill wants to flirt at a Hooters knock-off, be my guest.

Pass the fries, will ya?

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

No skidmarks Brewfan. You know how I feel 'boutcha.

We heroically call those 'landing strips' now.

Don't know how effective this will be, but please direct Rehnquist notes to the post above.

Don't know how effective this will be, but please direct Rehnquist notes to the post above.

Ace's pet. Pbbbt.

"[pssst. lauraw. The skidmarks weren't showing were they?]"

First out-loud laugh I've had in awhile. Thanks, Brewfan.

DBS,
Read the bylines.
Jeez.

lauraw: I know there's another topic. Ace put it up after the original comments here.

Pbbbt! (that's supposed to be a raspberry, but it looks more like a skidmark being made)

goddamnit Laura, AIM.

I hope the nomination is contentious. I want to go nuclear and be done with it.

Dave: They're "cankles", not "man-calves".

And I hear you on the view of Clinton - I didn't hate him, but was embarrassingly distressed in November 1992 when he won.

He is quite a likeable guy, and one smart dude, though the argument could be made that he married poorly.

He is quite a likeable guy, and one smart dude, though the argument could be made that he married poorly.

I think the argument can be made that Hillary married well. Without Billy Jeff's ambitions, both political and priapic, she'd still be some anonymous lawyer somewhere stuffing billing records down her pants.

IMO, Hillary is the one who had the ambition. In Bill, she found the "empty vessel" that she could mold and shape to fulfill that ambition.

Sean Penn's rescue bid sinks

Complete with photo!

From: Agence France-Presse From correspondents in New Orleans September 05, 2005

Rescuers ... Penn has to bail water out / AFP EFFORTS by Hollywood actor Sean Penn to aid New Orleans victims stranded by Hurricane Katrina foundered badly overnight, when the boat he was piloting to launch a rescue attempt sprang a leak.

Mr Penn had planned to rescue children waylaid by Katrina's flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch.

The actor, known for his political activism, was seen wearing what appeared to be a white flak jacket and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup.

When the boat's motor failed to start, those aboard were forced to use paddles to propel themselves down the flooded New Orleans street.

Asked what he had hoped to achieve in the waterlogged city, the actor replied: "Whatever I can do to help."

With the boat loaded with members of Penn's entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: "How are you going to get any people in that thing?"

I liked my picture better.
Sinking Showboat

Bill looks like he's about to give birth to WC Fields

As for the Billary marriage and presidency, they are one symbiotic parasitic entity.
Saturday night Bill could not have held a job--any job--w/o constant flogging by his Sunday morning hangover dominatrix ''spouse''. The problem w/ Bill ''having fun'' is, it's usually always at the expense of others, and the taxpayer.

I found it laugh-out--loud funny.

The ladies love Bill. He can't help it if he's sexy. Chicks dig empathic smart people. Who can blame them?