Looking forward to it.

It's twue, it's twue! Ace respects us... the next morning is another story.

"Morons like yourselves"

Think about it. We come here, read about how we're morons, laugh, make some retarded, uninformed comments and then come back tomorrow for some more. Truer words may never have been spoken.

If Ace sold drool cups instead of T-shirts, he'd have made a frickin fortune.

Self deprecating humor is a sign of very high intelligence and a indication of the goodness of a person.

Could I be any more of a moron.

"You know, the common people, the hoi polloi."

"Hoi" is the nominative plural for "the" in the Greek phrase meaning "the many." The use of the word "the" is therefore unnecessary before "hoi polloi."

Dude, don't make me start my IntegrityWatch and demand you resign from blogging again.

Calling us morons is just acey's way of saying he really love us. :)

I can't believe you called Gutfeld a "nasty blogger"!

Two of my commenters are live-blogging if you guys care:

Thoughts on the Matter (big liberal)

Von Bek (big conservative)

I question the underlying assumption that Nancy Allen was ever hot. Nice body, maybe.

Ray, you've just got a grudge against her 'cus she ruined Carrie's prom.

Now Carrie was the hotness. Always thought Spacek was 'healthy-cute' til I saw 'Prime Cut.' Holy shit.

Returning to an Ace staple: Margaret Cho: Still not funny at all.

Passion radiates from every syllable in the comedienne's diatribe. She speaks about topical current events from early 2005, including the re-election of George W. Bush, the Terry Schiavo situation, the death of Pope John Paul II, and the war in Iraq. She makes funny faces, scrunching up her nose and holding it. And she attempts mimicry, although most of her accents sound either like a black woman from the South or an Asian with broken English.Heh.

I know i'm going to sound like a pervert, but Karol's got a really sexy voice. There i said it.

madneo, umm, why do you think we listen to the show... Certainly not for Ace's wit (although that "John from Greenville" guy adds both humor and insigtfulness to the show).

ace:

You better come up with a plausable explanation for your make-out dream with George Clooney, and come up with it fast.

p.s.: Who made the first move? You or George?

p.p.s.: French?

p.p.p.s.: Where were his hands? Where were your hands?

Look, it's the one black mark in my otherwise unblemished history of raging heterosexuality.

Everyone gets one mulligan on this.

Look, it wouldn't have been that big of a deal, but, George Clooney? Ewww!

I don't even like him.

Now, if it had been Hugh (sigh) Jackman or somethin'....

Where was allah? I thought he would enjoy hearing Mr. Gutfeld?

Ace, you and Karol both sounded rather relaxed. I hope that was due to experience, rather than being chemically induced.

Speaking of Allah, did he make a guest appearance on KisP today??
Madonna of the Vultures

Speaking of Allah, did he make a guest appearance on KisP today??

I dunno. Is he the one with the lovely breasts and come fuck me look?

Ace, you and Karol both sounded rather relaxed. I hope that was due to experience, rather than being chemically induced.

Thanks. I've progressively had to, uhh, medicate less and less for the show. I'm no longer taking extra klonopin for it. I don't need to drink beer to get through it anymore.

I did drink beer, today, but that's just because I felt like being goofy.

After a while of doing it you take the attitude of "What's the worst that can happen?" And the worst that can happen is that we deliver a bad show, which we don't like doing, but we've done it before and so it's not an unknown fear lurking out there.

If I may be so bold as to inquire, have you ever tried sex before the show? It will both relax you and make you goofy (if done right, i.e., with a girl).

Is there a transcript?

No transcript, but it's replayed quite a bit.