Nothing says AoS lifestle like a Buffalo Hummer.

Slublog gave you a buffalo hummer? Does that require kneepads?

Much gracias for the link,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Wouldn't you like to know?

Hey pal, if it's going to be the new "it" thing to do for the high school boys, I'm gonna need to know if it'll be hard on my joints.

Now that depends on how much exercise you get on a regular basis.

Now this is the Ace of Spades lifestyle:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/

Oh.

Shit.

Damn it, here I was late to the Rainbow Parties, and now I'm gonna be late to the Buffalo Hummer parties as well.

Just looked through the page some more. It's not technically a Humvee.

Pity. Still cool looking, though.

I just might be able to find...ummm make a parking space in Boston with one of those.

I assume that the reason that not every vehicle has the Stryker wrap around grill is that it restricts mobility in the tight urban areas. If not, why doesn't every vehicle have some version of this type of protection?

Dman, Cause its expensive, and those vehicles are big.
They also have problems traveling across country, due to size and weight. Putting armor on a vehicle is a trade-off. Its mobility vs. protection. You can have a DPV and fly across the desert, or you can have an M1 tank and crawl along (relatively).
There are prototypes being tested at ONR (Office of Naval Research) but they're just test beds.

The Buffalo's vaguely reminiscent of the South African "Buffel" (translated, yup, Buffalo), which was also designed with protection from landmines in mind.

The Buffalo Hummer looks like it should be scooping up people for the Soylent Green Corporation.

The Buffalo is actually based on the South African vehicle.

Huh. I always suspected ace was from Buffalo and it had something to do with him and hummers.

Yeah, but you have to have a certain physical strength and skill to wield a baseball bat properly. On the other hand, I can flip a switch with my weak female fingers. A switch that shoots lightning. Gimme.

Yeah, but you have to have a certain physical strength and skill to wield a baseball bat properly. On the other hand, I can flip a switch with my weak female fingers. A switch that shoots lightning. Gimme.

Can you h*n-dle a st*ck? Then there is no reason why you can't drive one of those big boys and either crush your enemies or im-p*le them on that cow catcher g*zm-o.

Well, there goes the joke due to ace's ridiculous "questionable content" settings.

What combinations of letters are not allowed?

Handle, stick, im-pale, gizmo. You can still tell what the words are, so the joke isn't totally ruined.

What combinations of letters are not allowed?

I never figured it out. I tried changing each one and submitting it. Gizmo has to be one of the naughty words that ace won't allow, but I'm not sure what the other one in combination is.

It ruins the joke b/c it takes forever and you get so frustrated you want to punch the screen.

Well, I guess gizmo will go through. It must be those other naughty words like, stick?

Nope. That worked. How about im-pale? Ah, it's im-pale. But I tried munging it and it didn't work earlier. Maybe, b/c I wrote _____. I substituted an asterick for the a in im-pale and it wouldn't work. Hypens, not astericks are the way to go. Let's try it:
pe-do
ra-pe
po-ker

When in doubt hyphenate. Gotcha! :)
Via-gra. :)