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Perfect. Most of this crowd will still be sleeping off our...indulgences...of the night before.

That was the general idea. :)

It just occurs to me that Cindy Sheehan has got to be killing the Democrats in terms of their popularity with men, and that if she isn't yet, she will eventually.

I mean, somebody had to get this comment thread back on topic. :-)

5am. IT can be such a sucky job.

I should have been an electrician.

I dunno. This woman finds Sheehan extremely distasteful as well. I can't imagine it plays all that well among mature adults of either sex.

Did you see this story? It was linked from "Heh. Indeed."

PR machine behind Cindy Sheehan?

The article shows just how cynical the entire exercise really is:

Cindy Sheehan kneels before a cross with her son's name on it, touches his picture, wipes her tears. It's an outpouring of emotion that is part of a scheduled news event organized daily for the television radio and print reporters who crowd in to capture a mother's grief.

Drudge is posting her missives every day, and that has to be helpful to people who only hear the MSM's cherrypicked quotes.

Wider exposure is the worst thing that can happen to their cause. The politically apathetic may not know what they want; but they can instantly recognize what they DON'T want.

I still think a lot of people that didn't particularly like Bush voted for him last election with this sentiment; "Not in love with him, but I don't want those crazy assholes to win."

Oh, and some Pat Boone beefcake, please, Ace?

Pat Boone = Satanhitlernazi

Okay, who's doing the "=" posts? Because they're cracking me up.

And no, I don't have a lot of work to do today. Bored as hell.

Why Pat Boone won't get in the Rock N Roll hall of fame:
"The truth is, I did wash regularly."

If Pat Boone and Bob Dole's Cock were in a fight, who would win?

Let's say first prize is the opportunity to rassle Satan.

To hell with Pat Boone.

I'll bet that bastard never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Cindy Sheehan kneels before a cross with her son's name on it, touches his picture, wipes her tears. It's an outpouring of emotion that is part of a scheduled news event organized daily for the television radio and print reporters who crowd in to capture a mother's grief.

She must have been studying Bill Clinton. Remember this?

The lone President arranging a pile of suspicious rocks into a cross on Normandy Beach while a perfectly-framed navy battleship just happens to float in the background." The interesting part of all of this is that photos of the beach only minutes earlier had shown no rocks nearby. They had been planted there by Clinton staffers for the phony photo op.
It got even more transparent later on when Clinton "noticed that the small flag on a soldier's tombstone had apparently blown over and then rolled itself up; frowning that exaggerated frown and shaking his head in disgust, he unfurls the flag, plants it and salutes it while photographers shoot video of this "private moment" from behind the cemetary's fence." What a guy.

Sorry, that's me above. Loose shit.

I admire politicians who can do "insincere sincerity" on demand - that's a valuable job skill.

I love "Pat Boone=satanhitlernazi," and I'm going to challenge blank to top it, because I just don't see where s/he can go from there. I've been tinkering with "George W. Bush=Freddy Bundychimphitler Kruegerburton, Jr." I think it needs to be pithier, though.

To crib from our host, Pat Boone is slicing like an F'ing hammer! Somebody get that man a governorship, quick. Based on that statement alone, I'm prepared to vote for him as our next Commander-in-Chief.

Cindy Sheehan kneels before a cross with her son's name on it, touches his picture, wipes her tears.

You've got to admire that. Not everybody can cry on cue for a photo op. There are lots of Hollywood stars who need some onion juice or something.

Wait a minute. Has anyone gotten a good sniff near Mother Sheehan's face?

Wait a minute. Has anyone gotten a good sniff near Mother Sheehan's face?

I volunteer you for that job. Enjoy.

(shudder)

forget that. Let's talk more about your feet Lipstick.

Michael. Nothing untoward now.

double dipper.

Sorry Dave, my feet are walking out the door in 5 minutes.

You know, all you geeks, a DATE !

;)

It's uncommon to hear "untoward" used, correctly, in ordinary conversation. Especially in Texas. Kudos.

I gots da lingo and manners an shit.

I'm not a double-dipper. You've never caught me doing that.

Your guilty expression was all the evidence we needed.

Your curse, your burden in life, is that you suffer from remorse.

If only you had character flaws, like me.

And another thing! Get a haircut hippy!!