No fucking way. Ain't buyin' it. It's still funny, but come on. "Whole Lotta Love" is priceless, though.

In other rock news, thanks to the Cake Eater Chronicles:

Two former members of the rock band Guns N' Roses have sued frontman Axl Rose for allegedly naming himself sole administrator of the group's copyrights.

The suit was filed Aug. 17 in federal court by Slash and Duff, otherwise known as Saul Hudson and Michael McKagan. It accuses Rose of profiting from their revenue shares to the tune of about $500,000 a year.Saul Hudson? Oh, my...the magic is gone.

Full story here.

I am in my local music store at least once a week. I don't play any instruments to speak of, but I have a lot of friends who work there, and the general atmosphere is a blast to be in and around.

Fucking figures.

This guy's one of the main reasons I hate going into music stores.

Criminy. You'd think I'd realize by now that line breaks end code.

Here's the excerpt:

Two former members of the rock band Guns N' Roses have sued frontman Axl Rose for allegedly naming himself sole administrator of the group's copyrights.

The suit was filed Aug. 17 in federal court by Slash and Duff, otherwise known as Saul Hudson and Michael McKagan. It accuses Rose of profiting from their revenue shares to the tune of about $500,000 a year.

One of my friends was managing a local band when he found himself scrambling for an opening act for them one Friday evening.

He jumped on a website and randomly chose an act willing to open for more established bands. He then called the bar where his band was playing and inquired whether this potential opening act was any good. The bartender said, "I think they're downright entertaining!"

Like an idiot, my friend took this as an endorsement and went ahead and booked them. They came out and played the most atrocious set I've ever heard. I'm not sure they even really knew how to play their instruments, and the lead singer spent every "song" screeching and yowling the same 5 notes in his vocal range over the racket.

But sitting there in the front row was a table full of adoring groupies - fat, ugly, wildabeast groupies, but groupies nonetheless.

SONOFABITCH. WHAT THE HELL ARE MY AUDITION TAPES DOING ON THE INTERNET??

Someone's getting a heat-seeking lawyer right up the fucking squeakhole for this.

You know..as sad as "The Rawker" appears to be, I've heard rumors that he's sold a screenplay to Hollywood.

C'mon, Jack, let's be honest-- EVERYBODY'S sold a screenplay to Hollywood, it's not that hard.

Oh. Yeesh. I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

This guy needs a t-shirt. And I just happen to have one I'm a little too embarassed to actually wear myself...

Spongeworthy:

Um, I've actually been wearing my AOSHQ tee shirt. In public. Are you now telling me that this is some kind of fashion faux pax? Cuz, I don't actually subscribe to GQ or anything, so maybe I don't get it.

How did you guys get Ace of Spades t-shirts? Cause I would like, totally buy one if I could.

holy sh** is it me or is the dude a senile citizen, he ought to apply to the stones or ozzy. the gut looks homeless I swear ive seen him in bakersfield and that voice ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my ears no monitors helps that sh** omg........

Kevin: I've got an XXL in very nice condition. It's got a lot of sentimental value, which is worth approximately $50 in today's market.

Of course I love Ace, but I'm a capitalist at heart.