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August 21, 2005

Hitler ended hyperinflation, therefore he was a good leader.

I'm sure at some point the degenerates at the BBC used that sentence. After all, parasites like Howard Dean and Michael Moore use it to make Iraq seem better under a genocidal dictatorship.

So I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised when Lord Haw-Haw's intellectual heirs start waxing nostalgic over the Taliban like this:


These days, many outsiders often think it is the Taleban who were responsible for most of this country's troubles, forgetting the civil war that followed the Soviet withdrawal.

For people in Kabul at least, the worst memories come from that time, when mujahideen factions took control of the city, then proceeded to tear the city apart in internecine warfare.

Perhaps 50,000 people died. It was the Taleban who brought it to an end.


This part really makes me laugh:


And one reason many Afghans worry about these forthcoming parliamentary elections is that a significant number of those running were commanders and senior figures in those factions, some accused of direct involvement in atrocities.

Human rights groups and many Afghans say they should be standing in the dock, not in a new parliament.


posted by Tanker at 12:54 PM
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Tanker...

On. F'ing. Fire.

Still don't have a clue who you are, though. The Ace of Spades limo driver? Night watchman? Meth connection/enema technician/confidant?

Posted by: Dogstar on August 21, 2005 01:34 PM

Read the article, people. Money sentence : "Two of the BBC's staff have been killed."

That says it all. It's personal at the BBC now! Damn those evil ex-Northern Alliance guys! Damn them!

Posted by: File Closer on August 21, 2005 01:42 PM

Blockquotes would make it much clearer which parts of a post are quoted from the source, and which parts are written by the blogger.

Posted by: on August 21, 2005 02:31 PM

"Human rights groups and many Afghans say they should be standing in the dock, not in a new parliament. "

Maybe/probably - BUT its the winners who always get to write the history books and preside over such prosecutions (or lack thereof)

Its a fine line...one of perception really between "Statesman" and "Butcher".

There was a reason Menachim Begin never visited the UK...

Posted by: Tony on August 21, 2005 04:23 PM

"We have not succeeded in answering all of our problems - indeed, we have not completely answered any of them. The answers we have found have only served to raise a whole new set of questions. In some ways we feel we are as confused as ever, but we think we are confused on a much higher level about more important things."

Posted by: BULLSEYE on August 21, 2005 06:11 PM

Mussolini really did get the trains to run on time, you know.

Yet when you state this fact, people regard it as something of a joke.

Odd eh.

Posted by: lauraw on August 21, 2005 06:23 PM

Mussolini really did get the trains to run on time, you know.

Yet when you state this fact, people regard it as something of a joke.

Odd eh?

Posted by: lauraw on August 21, 2005 06:23 PM

oh fer cryin out loud.

Sorry

Posted by: lauraw on August 21, 2005 06:24 PM

With a topic name "Hitler ended hyperinflation, therefore he was a good leader." you haven't got a post from CF yet? He must be busy jerking off to CNN coverage of the Gaza pull-out.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on August 21, 2005 11:17 PM

seems to be some comedy in here somewhere...

www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/ articles/A58891-2004Jun21.html

Posted by: andrew on August 22, 2005 12:19 AM

Psychological assault forces Malkin to reveal Crowdist roots
Populist profiteer who infiltrated right unmasked

3:17 PM 8/21/2005
ANUS News

San Francisco (NNN) - A two week campaing of information terror culminated early yesterday with the Michelle Malkin award-winning blog disconnecting its trackback and response features as a consequence of ANUS activist antagonism. By taking refuge behind social pretense, and claiming to be victim, Malkin is validating claims that despite her right-wing pedigree, she is in fact an instrument of class/tribal revolt much as her leftist counterparts are.

Modern "conservatives" most commonly claim to be a bastion against a cluster of related mentalities, including Marxism and pacifism and rabble revolt, which are propelled by the ego-drama necessary to compensate for lack of superior traits in any form. The undifferentiated crowd will always be slaves to the machine, and they know it, and hate anyone who is not condemned to such a life. While Malkin insists that her "conservative" agenda would reverse this, her agenda in fact supports the very same mass revolt. ANUS activists were determined to prove this.

Using a scientifically-calculated mixture of gay pornography, racist innuendos and scatological/morbid humor, ANUS activists deliberately pushed Malkin and her blog maintainers past the tolerance threshold for socially offensive material. At this point, as psychological profiles such as the Stockholm study suggest, Malkin and staff violently reversed their positive outlook into a negative, paranoid one. Victory was achieved with a notice posted on the Malkin blog.

"We've had to turn the trackbacks feature off while Michelle is away. There was some nasty porno spam in the trackbacks and some other problems. I believe that Michelle's kind assistants are working on the problem and hope to turn it back on when she returns. I'm sorry for the inconvenience," said the statement, attributed to someone named "Betsy" (probably a bot, since even the conservatives prefer minkier names for their women these days).

Chuckling, ANUS activist Iconoclast, back from temporary confinement in the FMP room of the ANUS compound's dank and fetid basement, conjectured about the psychology of Malkin's staff. "I like how they said 'some other problems,'" he said. "When the enemy gets vague, you know they've been forced into hiding something. What they're hiding here is that they're afraid to cross the taboo line and admit that most people are idiots, and that the idea of a Filipina conservative married to a Jew is ludicrous cover for their actual Crowdist activities."

ANUS CTO (Chief Trolling Officer) Penisbird voiced his own sympathy for the situation. "People try to distract us with labels and orientations," he said. "The truth is that politics is a question of personal integrity. Those who can lead do so, and the rest form masses to tear those others down because they hate them for being beautiful and smart and capable, and we call this mass revolt 'Crowdism.' Malkin is clearly a Crowdist, no matter what she insists."

Apparently, the onslaught of sodomy, feces and burning crosses caused profound psychological change in the fifth columnist "conservative" Crowdist. Dr. Siegfried Freund, a goyish psychologist from Eastern Philadelphia, summed up his conclusion this way: "Burroughs says in Naked Lunch that the greatest hazard for an agent is merging with his cover story. Subversives like Malkin and her Jew penis, Craig Newmark, sublimate their actual intent, but when they're forced up against the thread of Crowd disapproval, they snap back to the fight and in doing so, reverse polarity."

Since the assaults began, Malkin's comments have veered away from her traditional reactionary brain-in-a-bucket conservatism and have become increasingly like cocktail party small talk or the rhyming sentiments written in greeting cards. Dr. Freund predicts that within 48 hours she will own a pair of Birkenstocks and support al-Qaeda. In the meantime, ANUS infoterror group chalks up another success for its mixture of politics and antagonism that treats Net publishing the way it was meant to be treated: like a masochistic, incontinent, HIV positive gimp.

About ANUS

The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending neurotic crowdism and thus achieving adaptive success. It has been online since 1995 and attracts thousands of readers daily with articles about philosophy, politics, music and culture. Every major internet filtering service bans anus.com, and many "anti-hate" organizations decry it as an anti-crowdist site which must be censored and its perpetrators bankrupted.

http://www.anus.com/

About Nihilism

Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.

http://www.nihil.org/

About Michelle Malkin

Nationally-syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin began life by slandering liberals for the Los Angeles times, but was quickly promoted when it was discovered that her conservatism infused with leftist core values was a convenient propaganda talking point for the NWO, which supports Crowdist revolt in all its forms as heck, it's good for business. Currently Malkin churns out dreary editorials endorsing the Same Old Failing "Solutions" to problems that never go away, and when she's not busy with that, posts dramatic crap on her blog that people link so they don't have to read it. She is married to Craig Newmark, a fat Jew with one Catholic grandparent.

http://michellemalkin.com/

Posted by: thomas on August 22, 2005 12:50 AM

Enter "thomas" : confirming my theory that only liberal cranks post lengthy coma-inducing screeds as blog comments...

Posted by: Tony on August 22, 2005 02:12 AM

Goddamnit thomas, have you ever heard of a LINK, asshole?
Or how about an excerpt?

Posted by: lauraw on August 22, 2005 09:46 AM

No, Hitler didn't end the hyperinflation in 1923 - that was Hjalmar Schacht. When the German economy began to crash in 1929, Schacht was fired from his position as head of the German central bank. Hitler did bring Schacht back in 1933; Schacht began a policy of easy credit which enabled Germany to have an economics boom in the years that followed and reach a labor shortage by the end of 1938. Because Schacht refused to continue what he recognized was a risky inflationary policy, Hitler dismissed him.
Two side notes: at a Bank Christmas party (according to his autobiography) a few weeks after Kristalnacht (the night all the synagogues and Jewish owned businesses in Germany were destroyed by Nazu mobs), Schacht criticised the destruction and invited those who had participated to resign; Schacht was also (if I remember correctly) the only one of the Nazi regime big names tried at Nuremberg who was acquited.

Posted by: Ira on August 22, 2005 10:03 AM

Human rights groups and many Afghans say they should be standing in the dock, not in a new parliament.

When the BBC says this about George Galloway, then maybe I won't blow coffee out my nose laughing at the hypocrisy.

Posted by: Rocketeer on August 22, 2005 11:16 AM

Heh. I suspect "thomas" intends his post as humor.

If not, of course. . .well, I've always wondered what the bastard offspring of Butthead and Friedrich Nietzsche would look like.

Posted by: alex on August 22, 2005 11:50 AM

Hitler was a animal loving gun controling vegetarian a perfect liberal

Posted by: night heron on August 22, 2005 11:44 PM
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Cataclysmic

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br> If this continues, Keir Starmer will be out of office next week.

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