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Tennessee Strips Democrat Racial Insurrectionists of Their Committee SeatsSean Davis @seanmdav
The Republican speaker of Tennessee's House of Representatives on Tuesday stripped Democratic lawmakers of all committee assignments as punishment for their role in boisterous protests during last week's special session on redistricting.
Boisterous. Not a threat, not an insurrection. Just Democrats will be Democrats. No big deal. ... Not threatening. Not "racially charged." "Raucous." ... Goodbye, Malcolm Gay Sex.
Malcolm Gay Sex race-baited as he announced he will run for the redrawn 9th district Congressional seat. Good luck with that Malcolm Gay Sex. Tennessee State Representative Justin Pearson (D-Memphis) was accused of using "race baiting" in his campaign advertisement announcing the relaunch of his campaign for the Democratic nomination for the 9th Congressional District, where first launched his campaign to unseat U.S. Representative Steve Cohen (D-TN-09) before the Governor Bill Lee signed the newly redrawn districts into law. It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine. It's called Spike Lee Syndrome.
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