Sounds expensive...

I've found filtering cheap contaminated gas or JP4 through your old shorts kills the bacteria too.

Why is it that people always want to over-technicize such simple problems?

Definitely beats crotch-rot.

But is it friendly to nature? It'd be so much better for Mother Earth if soldiers instead used Cherokee Hair Tampons.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Sheila: Everything's going to be fine, Stan. We're bringing Kyle in tomorrow to see the Native Americans personally.

Stan: Isn't it possible that these Indians don't know what thry're talking about?

Sharon: You watch your mouth, Stanley! The Native Americans were raped of their land and resources by white people like us!

Stan: And that has something to do with their medicines because…?

Sharon: Enough, Stanley!

No particular reason for posting. I just like this episode.

Daughter: Mom, d'you ever have those heavy flow days?!

Mother: Oh, absolutely, sweetheart! Everybody does!

Daughter: M'mom, remember the move "The Shining" where the elevator doors are opening up and
all the...

Mother: Oh, honey, what you need is a more absorbant tampon!

Daughter: L'like what?!

Mother: Well, what's the most absorbant thing in the world?!

Daughter: (thinks) Well, Cherokee hair, I guess!

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Absolute classic.

Chief Running Pinto: Ahahem, that kid looks really sick.

Miss Information: Yes. He really needs his toxins flushed again.

Chief Running Pinto: No. I mean, he look REALLY sick, man. You should take him to, like, a doctor.

Customers: [look ar each other] Hmm?

Sheila: But you're more in touch with the earth.

Chief Running Pinto: Look, bein' in touch with the earth has nothing to do with dyin', man.

Sharon: It's okay. We trust that you know whar you're doing. [Carlos and Chief Pinto look at each other. Kyle groans]

Carlos Ramirez: No, man, that kid needs a doctor! And besides, we're not actually Native Americans. I mean, I'm I'm more like a, a Mexican.

Customers: What?!

Man: Hu-uh?!

Carlos Ramirez: Yeah. A Mexican.

Man 7: Uugh. [spits out the ball juice] Ptu, ptu.

Man 8: I didn't know that.

Gerald: Oh my God! [the woman who had purchased the 48 tampons screams]

Sharon: How dare you deceive us like that!

Chief Running Pinto: Hey, we never said we were Native Americans, man. Miss Information said that.

Carlos Ramirez: Yeah. She said nobody would buy anything from Mexicans. [the customers blink in anger, then gather around Miss Information]

Miss Information: Uh, toxins ARE your enemy. [the customers enclose her]

Woman 1: Kill her! [the pummeling begins. Carlos and Chief Pinto just laugh at the sight]

Carlos Ramirez: Funny.

Chief Running Pinto???

Uh, in Brazil, "pinto" is slang for dick.

hehehe...guess they knew that. Funny.

You've never seen that episode? It is a classic.

This stuff has been available in the camping/hunting world for a few years now.

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No cherokees were involved.

You forgot to mention cheech and chong were the "native americans"

"Uh, in Brazil, 'pinto' is slang for dick." I hope someone told that to the Fort Motor Co. Or is that another Yankee marketing triumph, like our trying to sell the Chevy Nova in Spain.

Yeah, Brown Line, years ago a friend of mine returned to Brazil from a trip to the U.S. His friends asked what he drove when he was here.

You can guess the rest....

And no, Slublog, I haven't seen that episode. Sounds hilarious. Must set Tivo.

Brown: except that that wasn't true. Native Spanish speakers don't break up "Nova" any more than native English speakers break up "Aspire".

I mean, who'd drive an angry snake anyway?

What if all the old stories are really true, and "urban myth" was dreamed up to hide the fact? It's possible that the collected wisdom of centuries is being destroyed by the myth of urban myths!

It has just this moment occurred to me that, in order to grok the acronym FDS, you must be older than forty and younger than Alzheimer's.

And here I thought I was hanging out with the young peoples.