I dunno, I think I'd be offended by the clumsy redundancy of "scrotum bag." It's like saying "testicle balls."

We're reasonably sure we can be there promptly one week from Thursday, definitely between 8am and 9pm, oh, and if you're not home or don't answer our call, it'll be 3 weeks before we can reschedule.

Bitch.

I had heard about the "Bitch Dog" thing, but I missed the "Scrotum Bag" bit. THAT is priceless.

In fact, I think I'm going to start inserting that into official USG paperwork, just to see how long before someone catches on.

HA! Who the hell am I kidding? This shit's gonna end up in the Congressional Record before anyone's the wiser. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

The redundancy is part of the childlike magic Hubris.

The only way to improve it would be to add more;
"Jeffery Scrotum Bag Sweaty Nutsack Testicle Balls."

Jeffery Scrotum Bag Sweaty Nutsack Testicle Balls."

That's it, I've found a name for my first-born child. I sure hope it's a boy.

It definitely sounds like someone trying too hard for emphasis: "You scrotum bag!

It reminds me of Corky in Waiting for Guffman: "Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!"

jeffery is consulting with a lawyer?
'oh no, i got called a name! gimmee my crazy court money"
the first lady sounds like a bitch too

the same kind of redundancy with bitch dog suggests a pattern

On a passive-aggressive blogwhoring note, my Passive-Aggressive Relationship Translator consistently gets the most Google hits. Usually in the middle of the night.

I always picture the poor victim furtively searching for answers by the dim glow of the computer screen, as their partner wails "it would really be great if you'd come to bed now" from the next room.

"No one here by that name.
RETURN TO SLEEZEBAG SENDER"

While it may, at first glance, seem redundant ... I think, perhaps, they were calling him a bag in which you could carry a scrotum ... i.e. - a testicle transporter transporter. See, no redundancy there.

And either way - its too damned funny to criticize!
/TJ

Claire

I know you are the Claire from The Wedding Crashers, and you are the most beautiful woman on earth. Will you marry me? I'll stop by tonight to give you the ring.

In another life, I worked customer service mail and phones. We had a guy set up a fraudulent account under the name "Chaffin Peterskin." Whoever processed that application was an idiot, but it went through, an account was established, and product shipped. I used to like to call into our 800 number when on my break and give the clerk old Chaffin's account number. The reactions I would get were priceless.

"Scrobag" seems like a useful epithet.
"Stinky Scrobag"
"Stinky Liberal Scrobag"
"Ted 'Scrobag' Kennedy"

It can even rhyme: "Fag Hag Scrobag"

I once met a liberal scrobag
who told all our soldiers to "go frag"
His patriotism displayed
was so morally decayed
that it made our Jihadi foe gag

Geoff

Have you ever considered writing pop lyrics?

For certain legal/financial transactions (e.g. getting a loan from the bank to buy a house), you need to specify whether or not you've ever gone by any other names or aliases. It does not matter that it was not your fault; if the cable company has been billing you under another name, that may come up, and you may need to list the incorrect name. These people may actually end up having to write obscenities on a loan application some day, I kid you not. Which, you know, isn't necessarily such a bad thing.

"Scrotum Bag and the Bitch Dog" would be a great name for a sitcom.

(Starring Andy Dick and Jeanene Garafalo as gritty San Franciso cops).

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I routinely scream at BellSouth telemarketers that keep calling several times a week trying to sell me services I don't want/need.

If there's going to be some crazy lawsuit money in this I'm going to have to try even harder to piss someone off...

We should have a contest to see who can get the best nickname. Email or link to scans of utility bills as proof of your success.

Oh, how I long to be referred to as "Dog Douchebag Dumbfuck Suckass Turdface Star".

If only...

Too bad Johnny Cochran is dead - this could be played for millions with a good actor...

"Jeffery Scrotum Bag Sweaty Nutsack Testicle Balls."

And the nickname would be "Itchy."

Cordially...

"Jeffery Scrotum Bag Sweaty Nutsack Testicle Balls."

Stop it, you're making my stomach hurt and my co-workers are looking at me funny.

Man, I would love to get a bill that addressed me as a Mr. Scrotum Bag. Just think how much fun that phone call to customer service would be.

i worked in a large dept. store .
the guys in the stock room used to sneak calls in to the cust svc desk, asking the lady to use the store-wide intercom system to page ''Mike Hunt''

at schoool, our student activities organization got junk mail actually addressed to Stu Organ. Mr Organ, and the Organ Family