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August 17, 2005
P Diddy, nee Puff Daddy, Changing His Name AgainNo, I'm not joking. Click on the link yourself. Yeah, it's dumb. But I did try this myself with the whole Smitty misadventure. It will end in tears, "Diddy." Trust me. posted by Ace at 12:11 AM
CommentsEh, for simplicity's sake, I've been calling the guy "Diddily-squat" for at last a couple years. It also has a certain "truth in advertising" dividend, of course. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on August 17, 2005 12:31 AM
Give him time, and I'm sure he'll eventually come up with some arcane symbol to represent his name. Posted by: Sean M. on August 17, 2005 01:27 AM
The artist formerly known as Diddly Squat? Posted by: on August 17, 2005 02:07 AM
Wasn't he guy behind the outrageously succesful "VOTE OR DIE" campaign? Posted by: vladimir on August 17, 2005 08:37 AM
Isn't he the guy who put "izzle" on the end of random words because actually finding words that rhyme is hard? Ehhhh...you kids, with your diddies and your izzles! Posted by: S. Weasel on August 17, 2005 09:48 AM
S. Wizzle that would be Snoop Dog, fizzle dizzle. Posted by: Dman on August 17, 2005 10:00 AM
Perhaps it's actually an homage to John Cougar Quincy Mellencamp's "Little Ditty" about Jack and Diane. Posted by: Beck on August 17, 2005 10:34 AM
Nuttn personal, but I've run into his hump in a club twice, and, right off the bat: his bodyguards are idiots. Who in their right mind lets me close enough to say "how many baby seals were involved in that jacket, Mt Vernon?" and let me walk away unscathed? Wu-Tang/Shaolin. We'll kick that little.... Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on August 17, 2005 10:43 AM
I've changed my name again. Posted by: p diddle squibble diddle ding dong on August 17, 2005 10:47 AM
If you haven't see this it is definelty worth a look! Puff Doodles the Clown Posted by: j. blair on August 17, 2005 11:52 AM
sorry, forgot the link.... http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/06/puff_doodles_th.html Posted by: j. blair on August 17, 2005 11:53 AM
The only Puff I took notice of was Puff Daschle and he's history now, thank God. Posted by: 72 FLYING MONKEYS on August 17, 2005 11:55 AM
Who cares about a social climbing, publicity hounding Hefner wannabe? Posted by: on August 17, 2005 05:26 PM
Yo, Diddy... can't decide on a name to call yourself? Here's a novel idea. In fact, it's a downright radical one. Why not call yourself by... your REAL name? You know, the one that's on your birth certificate? The one your parent(s?) gave you when you were born? Or have you gone so long by other names you've forgotten what your real name is, or even where your birth certificate is so you can refer back to it? I suppose that might throw a wrench into my idea... Posted by: Joshua on August 22, 2005 09:46 PM
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