I applaud her efforts at being the "point of the sword" in the fast growing "cross-species diversity movement".

Just because animals have different DNA doesn't mean we should practice exclusion against them WRT all those nifty things people do.

Madonna is in the vanguard of the struggle against DNA discrimination!

That pic reminded me of Madeline Albright. Woof! Catherine the Great?

The horse was quoted as saying "No,sir. I don't like it. Not one bit."

Off topic:

It looks like Mark Steyn's initial reaction to the shooting of that unfortunate Brazilian guy on the London tube may have been right:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1738370,00.html

Ugh. There will be the wrong kind of witch-hunt in response to this, of course. But still. That poor guy braved the terrorists only to be killed by the cops. They didn't do it on purpose, obviously. But the UK needs to get its head straight about the use of force and the appropriate strategies to counter terrorism. This is not good at all. :(

She looke like she fell on her face.

Madonna's accident is even more ironic, considering "Like a Virgin" was loosely based on Catherine the Great's 1763 hit "Like a German."

I question the timing.

That rabbit story is effed up.

That rabbit story is effed up.

Seriously. On any number of different levels. I mean, have you ever tried to pick up a rabbit and had it start kicking? And have you seen the claws on their hind feet? I think trying to pork a porcupine would be only slightly less dangerous.

Besides, I thought New Zealanders only shagged sheep.

I was reading something the other day that PETA does not object to bestiality so long as the animal enjoys it. I was a bit surprised by their position.

Heh heh. You said "position."

I don't think the "spelled out" link is fair ... unlike the rabbits and the so called gentleman, I strongly suspect that Madonna could accomodate the horse.

how'd would you know if they enjoyed it, and how do you know they don't like being made into hamburgers? Those could be kinky moos of exctasy

Geez, and all I was thinking during reading the Madonna story was "Cmon Chris Reeve, no whammies, buck!"

You know what they say about sex with rabbits?
Feels like chicken!

Madonna, mounting a horse, celebrating birthday.

I hope the horse is all right.

I guess she wouldn't take neigh for an answer.

Heh heh. You said "position."

Here's another: The favorite position being "behind."

Madonna was heard to say, "Is it because I'm a lesbian?"

yuk to both.

I was reading something the other day that PETA does not object to bestiality so long as the animal enjoys it. I was a bit surprised by their position.

What position does the animal enjoy it?

Seriously. You need to find me that quote!!

He said position, that was good! People Enjoying Terrible Acts!! poor bunny, the shame it has to endure now. As for madonna I guess Guy aint the biggest man for the job afterall and now the horse is scarred for life as well .

Cher-er-er-er-nobyl!

That pic reminded me of Madeline Albright. Woof!

Compos mentos

Great post, but in the future please refrain from using the term woof as an epithet, for in doggy language it is the highest form of praise. In a New Yorker cartoon I've had for many years two big dogs are standing on the street as a female poodle passes by while one says to the other: Woof! Woof! To coin a phrase.

The "material girl" may be stinking rich, but there are some things money just can't buy, like youth and beauty. And it's as obvious as the doggie puss on her face.

I just saw The Wedding Crashers and Rachael McAadms is the most beautiful woman I've seen in years. Now that's a Triple Woof!

I blame Madonna's broken bones on Bush's illegal war.

This probably goes up there with her former hit song. "Like It, Sturgeon?"