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August 12, 2005
Able Danger, ContinuedMichelle Malkin with a blizzard of links. Jim Geraghty has a really good what we don't know/what we need to know summary. And yes, he asks the question that commenters have: Was Sandy Berger reading documents related to Able Danger when he walked out with a passel of them in his panties? I have to admit I've been a little worried that this story would end up cutting conservatives politically. After all, while this discovery was made on Clinton's watch, and the info wasn't shared due to Jamie Gorelick's now-infamous wall of separation, Bush still could have done something. More On Sandy "Docs In His Socs" Berger: Dr. Sanity notes that this gives Berger motive. Or, as Columbo would say, motive, means, and opportunity. The biggest defense of Berger has been the claim that there was nothing in those National Archives sufficiently sensitive or embarrassing to justify a deliberate theft of original memos... and their subsequent illegal destruction. Of course there wasn't any nefarious intent, Berger's defenders argued; there just wasn't anything sufficiently compromising to cause him to act in such a bizarre fashion.
posted by Ace at 12:59 PM
CommentsThe Bushies explanation for this, as was stated after Clarke's testimony, is that it took time to do a full policy review to come up with a plan to destroy al Qaeda. Our bureacracies are turgid; that's a fact. Some people will always want to blame Bush for this. Posted by: Joshua Chamberlain on August 12, 2005 01:04 PM
I ain't saying nuthin'. Posted by: Sandy Berger's Pants on August 12, 2005 01:07 PM
One of the claims by the Clintonistas, especially Clarke, was that they had passed along all the information they had and 9-11 occurred because Bush did nothing with that info. This means that not only did they not pass it ALL on, they've tried to cover up the fact that part of it ever existed. If this had been shared with the Bush administration there would have been no reason to deny it existed, it would have worked in their favor if it truly had been shared. Posted by: bullwinkle on August 12, 2005 01:20 PM
I think ace just likes saying "Able Danger". I imagine him walking around his slovenly hovel in a torn T-shirt and none-too-clean underwear muttering: "Able danger. Able danger. Ayyyybul Dayyyyn-GUR! Able able able danger danger danger!" I'll bet you that Ace's next D&D character is a Paladin named -- what else? -- Able Danger. Posted by: Monty on August 12, 2005 01:22 PM
Good point bullwinkle. To speak to Joshua Chamberlin's point, I recently found myself working within one of our federal agencies. The difficulty in changing the simplest of policies is very apparent to me, but I don't consider that a complete pass for the new administration. Something must be done to help streamline the process of making changes within the various agencies especially those controlling defense and foriegn policy. The ultimate would be a total destruction of the federal employees union. While every other union seems to be on the decline, I suspect this one is still running strong. Posted by: blancobrawler on August 12, 2005 01:29 PM
More about me, Ace, less about things which might actually affect the nation in significant ways. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 01:31 PM
Meanwhile nothing about this story on Drudge. He's got a story about Courtney Cox, though. What a douchebag. Posted by: The Waren on August 12, 2005 01:32 PM
Make that Courtney Love. Posted by: The Warden on August 12, 2005 01:36 PM
See now, I'd actually have been interested in a story about Courtney Cox... ...and Laura, your next post is required to be something titillating. It also has to include some sort of come-on directed towards me. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 01:42 PM
Malkin endorsed the internment of Japanese Americans during WWII. With Al Qaeda active in the Phillipines, and our Struggle Against Violent Extremism, I demand the immediate surrender of Ms. Malkin to Guantanamo Bay until the whole connextion can be sorted. Posted by: Malangalang is Malkin on August 12, 2005 01:47 PM
Quiet, troll. You're detracting attention from me. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 01:48 PM
I mainly came back for the girl on girl titillating comment that should be forthcoming, but I wanted to note. Able Danger is climbing the technorati charts, and its now gotten some actual ink (meaning printed on paper, which is far more credible then this pixel rendition we like to call blogs right?). Now if we could figure out what buffer spell Gorelick used on the intel wall we could have a chance of a saving throw. Wait, too late for that. Posted by: blancobrawler on August 12, 2005 01:48 PM
"I mainly came back for the girl on girl titillating comment that should be forthcoming" Laura posting love notes to me every morning would do wonders for Ace's ratings. They should realize that sooner rather than later for their own sakes. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 01:49 PM
Reminds me of the Seinfield episode that was on last night where Elaine is having trouble with the crazy girl from SNL. Everytime she tries to tell a guy about it his eyes glaze over and he says, "ah, cat fight". Posted by: blancobrawler on August 12, 2005 01:55 PM
Enough talk. Laura, resistance is futile. You will comply. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 01:59 PM
As long as we've gone both off topic and gay, does anybody else's head want to render this blog as the Space of AIDS? Okay, how about now that I've put it out there? Posted by: S. Weasel on August 12, 2005 02:06 PM
Hey Megan, lay off LauraW, alright? I only say that on the off chance it means you'll wrestle me over this, of course. Posted by: Rocketeer on August 12, 2005 02:06 PM
SW: "As long as we've gone both off topic and gay, does anybody else's head want to render this blog as the Space of AIDS?" Gay women don't get AIDS, doofus. Rocketeer: "Hey Megan, lay off LauraW, alright? I only say that on the off chance it means you'll wrestle me over this, of course. " Keep dreamin'. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:09 PM
Hey, ace's drawers may be none too clean but at least his are not stuffed with national security files! Posted by: on August 12, 2005 02:11 PM
Ace: You are requested and required to instruct Laura to flirt shamelessly with me immediately. BBECK must also declare her undying love for us both at once, while specifying in graphic detail the various uses to which she intends to put her breasts between our legs. Thank you. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:12 PM
"Hey, ace's drawers may be none too clean but at least his are not stuffed with national security files!" Silence worm. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:13 PM
Gay women don't get AIDs? Thats news to me, of course they also usually get in trouble with their partner when they get cought getting sodomized by some young buck. Posted by: blancobrawler on August 12, 2005 02:13 PM
LauraW is a very proper lady. Stop making your disgusting lesbian advances towards her. OTOH, BBeck is a dirty dirty whore. Have a party. Posted by: ace on August 12, 2005 02:16 PM
"Gay women don't get AIDs? Thats news to me" Read some peer-reviewed medical journals. There's never been a documented case of lesbian-transmitted AIDS or heterosexual orally-transmitted AIDS. Not physically possible. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:16 PM
"LauraW is a very proper lady. Stop making your disgusting lesbian advances towards her." Laura's head over heels in love with me, as you well know, Ace. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:18 PM
For the sake of logic, you did not say gay women don't get aids from girl on girl relations. You just said they didn't get aids, I used a joke to point out that there are other ways for a lesbian to get aids. Shooting heroin with junkies is another such way. Posted by: blancobrawler on August 12, 2005 02:19 PM
"For the sake of logic" Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:22 PM
"Hey Megan, lay off LauraW, alright? I only say that on the off chance it means you'll wrestle me over this, of course. " Keep dreamin'. Way ahead of you, Megan, waaaaaaayyyyyyyy ahead of you. Posted by: Rocketeer on August 12, 2005 02:24 PM
Like I didn't know that was COMING... :) Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:26 PM
To sum up what I'm learning from reading the comments really quickly: Able Danger had evidence of Mohammed Atta being into hot LauraW on Megan action. Naw. That would've DEFINITELY gotten passed around the Clinton White House. Posted by: Jamie on August 12, 2005 02:27 PM
I meant to add: Like a drunken Lewinsky. Posted by: Jamie on August 12, 2005 02:28 PM
C'mon Megan - you know you're curious. ;) Posted by: Rocketeer on August 12, 2005 02:30 PM
Jamie, I would like you now to acknowledge repeatedly that you are, in fact, my bitch. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:31 PM
In the spirit of public service, I offer this handy visual to illustrate what Rocketeer is probably up to at this very moment. Posted by: Monty on August 12, 2005 02:36 PM
I demand the immediate surrender of Ms. Malkin to Guantanamo Bay until the whole connextion can be sorted. Hmmm, three meals a day from a decent menu, a free place to sleep, free medical care, and freedom to practice her religion with materials provided free of charge? It's better than her kids probably get if they go to public school. Posted by: Sue Dohnim on August 12, 2005 02:37 PM
Megan, I'm at work. I suspect I shouldn't click on that link. Right? Posted by: Rocketeer on August 12, 2005 02:39 PM
P.S. - Megan, no troll could ever detract my attention from you. Posted by: Rocketeer on August 12, 2005 02:41 PM
NB: Sue should hereby be conscripted as part of my harem. Rocketeer: "I suspect I shouldn't click on that link." That last one's actually safe, sweetie. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:41 PM
Rocketeer: "P.S. - Megan, no troll could ever detract my attention from you." Ace, take note. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:44 PM
"My favorite part is how they treat the daughter Megan. She seems to be a ripoff of Lisa from The Simpsons. Lisa is, and will always be, the lamest cartoon character " Ace is obviously dying for my to bitchslap him within an inch of his life. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:50 PM
dying for me to bitchslap him too. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:50 PM
Someone stayed up late watching Bring It On for the twelfth time, didn't they. I know. It has the same effect on me, Megan. Posted by: spongeworthy on August 12, 2005 02:52 PM
Don't make me kill you, sponge. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:55 PM
I'm flattered, Megan. You're hitting the caffeine pretty hard right now, aren't you? :) Posted by: Sue Dohnim on August 12, 2005 02:56 PM
It's the Chivas, Sue. :) Though I could come up with some interesting scenarios involving you and Godiva too. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 02:58 PM
Sue, caffeine=glen fiddich Posted by: BrewFan on August 12, 2005 02:58 PM
Yeah, megan turned into The Great Cornholio about a half hour ago. Now she's stalking around with her hands up chanting, "Bung-holio! Do you have T.P.? I must have T.P. for my bunghole!" Posted by: Monty on August 12, 2005 03:00 PM
Monty, sweetheart, your'e really beggin' for it. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 03:01 PM
lol! wrong brand, right concept :) Posted by: BrewFan on August 12, 2005 03:02 PM
megan: Monty, sweetheart, your'e really beggin' for it. Yeah yeah yeah. You promise the moon, and then you never call. You're such a tease. Posted by: Monty on August 12, 2005 03:13 PM
Megan should lay OFF Laura? Posted by: right on August 12, 2005 03:14 PM
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Oh yeah... I went there. Bitch. Posted by: Megan on August 12, 2005 03:17 PM
megan, megan, megan: Your fulsome adoration is becoming unseemly. Posted by: Monty on August 12, 2005 03:23 PM
Can I use Bactine on paper cuts? Posted by: Sandy Berger's Ass on August 12, 2005 06:03 PM
Holy crap. I was real busy at work today, and now I see this. Holy crap. Posted by: lauraw on August 12, 2005 07:37 PM
[giggling helplessly] Man, the things I wake up to sometimes. Posted by: Megan on August 13, 2005 02:01 AM
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