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August 11, 2005
Michelle Malkin Chills The Dissent Of Patriotic, Polite AmericanLots of Cindy Sheehan stuff, although I could give a rat's ass. It's Terror Widow Syndrome all over again. These people have an emotional investment in and reaction to 9/11 and the War on Terror, but emotion doesn't, or rather shouldn't, trump sensible decision-making. I am deathly tired of the left-wing media's celebration and promotion and exploitation of these ersatz celebrities and newly-minted experts on geopolitics. They're celebrities of grief. To hell with the bitterati. So I'm not linking her post for that. Rather, I'm linking it because some idiot decided to write her a profanity-laced email from work, even using the c-word. In fact, a lot of her hatemail contains the c-word. Seems to be the go-to put-down against women on the angry left. I don't know; I keep away from that one, especially as regards women. (Nothing more satisfying than calling a guy that, though. Just make sure you're bigger than him.) So, anyway, this douche got shitcanned from work for sending out such nasty missives from the company's servers. I'm a little torn. On one hand, it does limit freedoms to have our places of business firing us for expressing opinions from a place where we spend the better part of our lives. On the other hand, it's kinda nice to say "Hope you've got your resume together, c**t." It still perplexes me... why the f don't I get hate-mail? I'm certainly asking for it. The best I get along those lines is VonKreedon sending me polite disagreements. I wonder if I can get him fired. Just for shits and giggles. Actually... I'm not all that torn. There are certain things you can't do from a place of business, on their dime, and sending out hate-mail containing the Red Queen of Profanity is one of them. "Hope your whole family dies" is another choice one that's probably best sent from home. Thanks to OgreGunner, by the way. Hate For Me: SobekPundit thinks he can bully me. posted by Ace at 03:47 PM
CommentsGood job by that company. Hey Ace, remember what I was telling you during your last 'Hoist' commercial break? Posted by: Uncle Jefe on August 11, 2005 03:53 PM
I can't even imagine how back that would suck to have your boss pull you into their office over that email. Oh man, talk about never getting a local job again... Posted by: fat kid on August 11, 2005 03:56 PM
A-hole got himself fired for using company computer and access lines to call Michelle a C. He deserved it. It's not freedom of expression here, folks. It is probably a violation of company policy which states the computer and internet are only to be used in the context of your work tasks. And just for Ace: YOU SUCK! ;) (feel better? less ignored?) Posted by: joated on August 11, 2005 03:56 PM
Michelle Malkin really tends to bring out the spittle-spraying qasi-racist haters on the Left. It's amazing to me how many are derogatory about her race, gender, stature, or all three. I thought the Left was all about "diversity", gender harmony, and multi-culturalism? I'm just waiting for the (newly-unemployed) nutbar who wrote the e-mail to post a whiny "victim" letter to Kos's site at any moment. The kossacks will obediently line up behind this racist, misogynistic turd and proclaim him to be another victim of the Bushitler/Cheney/Halliburton/Rumsfeld Nexus of Doom. Posted by: Monty on August 11, 2005 04:01 PM
Don't feel too bad, Ace. You did have Downtown Lad stalking you from his million dollar loft before you banned him. Posted by: The Warden on August 11, 2005 04:02 PM
That guy worked for an Employment Law firm. How ironic. Posted by: Phinn on August 11, 2005 04:04 PM
this douche got shitcanned from work for sending out such nasty missives from the company's servers. One time I was surfing at work on ebay and came across this worthless piece of junk of a product which I happened to own. I emailed the guy and said, well if you can unload this crap perhaps I'll do the same. He sent me a snooty email denying it was junk and asking why would he ever want to correspond with me? I replied that I woned the item and it was indeed a piece of junk, etc. After three more rounds of escalating and insulting emails back and forth he said: I have your employers email address and all five of your emails and I'm sure your employer would be interested in seeing how you spend your time. I knew if I ignored or backed down I was a dead duck so I bluffed and immediately wrote: Be my guest, and its still a piece of junk! But I had diarrea for a week after that one! Posted by: 72 VIRGINS on August 11, 2005 04:05 PM
Yet another proof of the old adage: "Don't shit where you eat." Or: "Act in haste, repent in leisure." I never really saw the point of hate-mail anyway. I mean, seriously. At least when you insult or belittle someone in person, you can be there to gauge their reaction and perhaps glean just a bit of evil pleasure from it, but what does hate mail get you? (It gets you fired! Ha ha ha! I just made a funny.) It's just so...juvenile. Now sneaking up behind someone and giving them a Wet Willie--that's how mature and well-adjusted people settle their differences. Posted by: Monty on August 11, 2005 04:17 PM
Hey, Ace, didn't you pose for 'Nerd Bloggers' magazine a couple of years ago? You look just like one of those little geeks all sprawled out in his sloppy bedroom eating a big a bag of Funyuns. Oh no excuse me, those were onion rings. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on August 11, 2005 04:21 PM
The first emailer was smart, sending from an quasi-anonymous Yahoo account. Using your work account for that sort of stuff is just dumb. Ace, you don't get hate email because the DUmmies are too stupid to replace the 'at' with '@'. Posted by: Iblis on August 11, 2005 04:26 PM
It still perplexes me... why the f don't I get hate-mail? ACE IS HITLER!!!! AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! How was that? :-) Posted by: odrady on August 11, 2005 04:30 PM
I think that guy was just ticked at Michelle because she wasn't into Betsy. Because, you know, she has to be into Betsy. And now the guy can be honest when he says, "I don't do this for a living." I wonder if this Mitchell guy and Pat O'Brien are related somehow? Posted by: Monty on August 11, 2005 04:42 PM
Monty, I'm going to have a beer for you tonight! Cheers to your wit! Ace, you're too fucking stupid to get hate mail. It's like picking on the retarded or playing basketball against a second grader and swatting her shots into the neighbors yard then yelling what a loser she is. How's that? Posted by: compos mentis on August 11, 2005 04:46 PM
Oh, I've had posters threaten to drop a dime on me just for doing something non-work on a work computer. It used to worry me enough that I only posted through proxies from work. I mean, obviously I had said something at some point that pissed them off enough that they wanted to put the hurt on me, but it wasn't a specific attack on them. I wouldn't dream of sending a nastygram, let alone a profanity laced one, through a work server. Posted by: S. Weasel on August 11, 2005 04:48 PM
Read about this on her blog this morning. I say the little twerp got exactly what he deserved. Kudos to Michelle for giving me the best laugh I've had all week. Funnier still...he’ll probably be ineligible to collect unemployment. Posted by: The Ugly American on August 11, 2005 05:34 PM
I wouldn't want someone working for me that was TOO STUPID to have a throw-away HotMail/Gmail/whatever account for that sort of vile attack. I'd want my employees to be smart and sneaky, not dumb and transparent. Posted by: on August 11, 2005 06:08 PM
Good Lord.................check out Moore's Blog I'm sorry...but that pic is freakin' hysterical. And could those hippie flowers be any more cliche? Why do moonbats feel the need to turn everything into a fucking circus? What this woman truly needs is some meds and a nice long vacation. Posted by: The Ugly American on August 11, 2005 06:18 PM
Its just sad. Posted by: lauraw on August 11, 2005 06:52 PM
To hell with the bitterati. Love that. Did you actually make up "bitterati"? But, now that I'm home, I guess I can tell you WHAT A F*CKIN' LITTLE CUNT YOU ARE, YOU DUMBSHIT LITTLE WHORE WHO BENDS OVER FOR ANY PASSING JUNKIE WITH 50 CENTS TO SPARE!!!!!!!!!! I feel better. Posted by: Michael on August 11, 2005 07:02 PM
Ace, you're way to stupid to bitch about. I mean, criticizing you is like booing at the special olympics Posted by: lito on August 11, 2005 07:09 PM
At least we now know who the "real" Dan Opacki is. Posted by: ArrMatey on August 11, 2005 07:23 PM
Who is dumb enough to send an obscene hate email from his office computer? Let me guess... I got it!! A stupid leftist liberal!! Posted by: docdave on August 11, 2005 07:39 PM
I'll send you some fucking hate-mail... you've just got to promise to post it for everyone to see me spank you like a bitch! Posted by: Madfish Willie on August 11, 2005 08:01 PM
I've only gotten two pieces of hate mail, both before I even had a blog. One was in response to something I wrote about abortion, so it shouldn't even count. The other one was premised on the assumption that I'm a "filthy Jew" which is pretty funny if you know me. The editor of that website put up a "Dave Munger is not a Jew" response to it, which I was going to keep linking to whenever I want to show that I'm not a Jew, but that site been down for a long time now (SpinTech). Posted by: Dave Munger on August 11, 2005 08:07 PM
SobekPundit thinks he can bully me. If the Oliver Willis blogswarming juggernaut of doom was enough to take down Brit Hume for his Truth-hating perfidy, then surely I can bring you to your knees for this much greater offense. Posted by: Sobek on August 11, 2005 09:45 PM
I sort of wish there were 2 subsections of the Darwin Award. One for people that get badly ripped up and trashed - and get no sympathy from anyone - because what they did was so stupid that people are sorta disappointed the fool didn't die. The other for people that bring a major life-altering event on themselves like divorce or firing by doing something so pristinely moronic they deserve to be removed from the gene pool. Example: X-Originating-IP: [216.105.154.202] To Michelle...."You C*nt, I Hate You, oops! Now how could my boss know about an email posted to a nationally syndicated columnist with half a million hits a day?? " Posted by: Cedarford on August 12, 2005 12:52 AM
Everyone is focusing on this Mitchell guy because he's such a Todd, and he got fired, but that wasn't nearly the worst one. There was one that was so disgustingly vile and insulting that it even shocked me, and that takes some doing. If you don't know which one it is, John referenced it earlier in the thread. Posted by: CraigC on August 12, 2005 02:43 AM
You don't get hate e-mail because you want it so bad and those who hate you don't want you to be happy. Sorta like the old joke about the masochist and the sadist. The masochist says "Hurt me, hurt me!" and the sadist says "No." Keep whining about needing hate e-mail, Ace old boy, and you will certainly not get any. Posted by: Mikey on August 12, 2005 07:43 AM
You don't get hate mail? Puzzling. Got about 9 yards of it just posting here before I realized anonymity was the better part of valor in the ether.
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