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WarPorn BukkakeLove getting emails from DefenseTech. Army Chooses New Defense News notes that "unlike Predator, the ERMP will be able to take off and land automatically" -- handing off the trickiest parts of piloting a drone to a computer. Which means that the ERMP can be flown by young enlisted men, instead of by the ex-fighter pilots, who now operate the Predator fleet. And it can stay airborn for 72 hours. The Predator can't manage even a day. "Open Source Insurgency:" The internet means that terrorcraft no longer need be disseminated in training classes in small cells. Now terrorcraft is open to all, just a mouseclick away. LAPD's New Super Sonic Stunner: Since the early part of last year, U.S. soldiers and marines have been experimenting with a series of sonic blasters in Iraq. The Long Range Acoustic Devices, or "LRADs," can broadcast messages hundreds of yards away -- or be ear-splittingly loud at close range. The New York Police Department also had the devices at the ready during the Republican National Convention, although it's unclear whether the LRADs were actually used or not. Gee, I just can't wait until they come down in price and people can put them in the back of their Escalades. Finally, I don't like this guy's snarky take, but I'm glad that more athletes are getting involved in politics. Former 49'ers linebacker is now a "cheerleader" for anti-ballistic missile systems.
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CommentsWhich means that the ERMP can be flown by young enlisted men, instead of by the ex-fighter pilots Have they asked any of the 13 year olds who hang out at the display video game unit at my local CompUSA? I swear, any one of those guys could take out an entire enemy division, no extra training necessary. Posted by: Phinn on August 11, 2005 03:06 PM
"Using a variety of sounds from human voice to music to sound effects (screams, shouts, gunfire, sirens, and the like)..." MUAD'DIB! Posted by: Sobek on August 11, 2005 03:06 PM
Sigh. I've got to get you off the Defense Tech bandwagon one of these days, Ace. Or is bandwagon a football term? FWIW, the in-vogue terminology is shooting down archers versus shooting down arrows. Obviously, the first is preferrable, but involves very different requirements than the latter (good intelligence to find the launchers, pre-positioning to be in place during a crisis, ability to hit the target either on the ground before it launches or in boost-phase-- the easiest point to take out a missile and warhead in flight). BTW, that last bit is funny for any number of reasons, but I'll just pick one that tickles my fancy: Schactman's thinly-veiled insinuation that Ellison's educational background doesn't give him intellectual standing to argue the merits of missile defense. If Noah really believes he's scoring a point here, I'll be waiting for his snarky attitude to hit up Global Security.org's John Pike, who he lovingly quotes all the time. Pike has plenty of opinions on missile defense, and he doesn't even have an undergraduate degree. I guess to Noah being largely or wholly "self-taught" in this field only matters if you reach the opinions he already holds. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 11, 2005 03:19 PM
I'm not sure it's Schactman. It's posted by "RC." Posted by: ace on August 11, 2005 03:37 PM
Oh. Must've missed that. Never mind. Actually, I know Noah. Well, sorta, wink-wink. Good guy, iffy politics, and his site often reflects that. Hence my natural leap to confusion above. Sorry for being that prick, Noah. Much love and kisses. Then again, in the end, I'm just jealous that I never get to talk in detail about why he's wrong when he's wrong. Damn this whole "government" thing sometimes. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 11, 2005 04:05 PM
RC was snarky about the athlete but Jeff in the comment section made him swallow some of that snark. Posted by: Dman on August 11, 2005 04:05 PM
I saw LRAD's in the gulf. Basically we hooked them to an iPod or similar mp3 player and sent out warnings in arabic. Pretty slick. About the size of a stop sign, but only 6". Definitely don't want to try hand-holding it though. One little sneeze and your buddy could be deaf. Posted by: Kevin on August 11, 2005 06:32 PM
Must be something in that Bay Area water. http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/1450113/10172001/steely_dan.jhtml As a member of the Doobie Brothers and Steely Dan, and as a session guitarist for Carly Simon, Bryan Adams, Ringo Starr and many others, Jeff "Skunk" Baxter has been a clandestine rock and roll hero since the '70s. Now, as a specialist in terrorism, missile defense and chemical and biological warfare, he's also a covert hero for the U.S. military. Posted by: Kevin on August 11, 2005 06:46 PM
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