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August 09, 2005

Ducks Redux

Eh, it's always possible that there are new readers here. So what the hell.

The stupidest lyric ever written. It involves a duck.

The origin and first issue of Geoffrey the Duck (skip down to "Never Waste A Good Premise Update").

Eh. These are the things you do trying to prep for a show.

Awww, Nuts: Please excuse the unfortunate reference to Peter Jennings at the end of the post about the lyrics. It was written months ago. I had no idea that was in the post.



posted by Ace at 01:37 AM
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Ouch. Nice Peter Jennings reference there at hte end of the lyrics one.

Posted by: see-dubya on August 9, 2005 01:58 AM

New readers, or lazy readers who've missed tons of posts. That Josh Marshall thing was pure classic.

Posted by: Alex on August 9, 2005 02:20 AM

Oh please, dying doesn't make him less effeminate.

Posted by: Megan on August 9, 2005 06:14 AM

re: Awww nuts.

Ace, you suffer from remorse, don't you?

it's a bitch.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 9, 2005 08:51 AM

In the Stupidest Lyric category, I'm going to have to go with "Knights of Dune Sandworm" there, Ace.

Posted by: Phinn on August 9, 2005 09:12 AM

Watched a re-run of Monk last night.

Discovered that, to this day, I am incapable of looking at Tony Shaloub without picturing him pounding my fictitious wife up the squeaker.

Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: Pompous on August 9, 2005 11:04 AM

My stupidest lyric award still goes to "a watch that turns into a lifeboat." Come on now.

Posted by: The Babaganoosh on August 10, 2005 05:03 PM
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