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August 08, 2005

What's On My iPod

It's really no secret. The Weathergirls' classic cock-pop It's Raining Men, on continuous loop, 24/7.

Even when I sleep. Because it gives me terrific dreams about a shirtless Fabio and Lorenzo Lamas working in a garage. Lifting engine blocks, changing oil, massaging Marshmallow Fluff into each other's thigh-hair... you know, just good clean guy-fun.


posted by Ace at 10:02 PM
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Oh, man, we need to do an intervention on ace.

Posted by: on August 8, 2005 10:05 PM

Are you drunk?

Man, I hope you're drunk.

Because if you wrote that sober...oh, the implications.

Posted by: Slublog on August 8, 2005 10:06 PM

Just sharing.


I'm a sharer.

Posted by: ace on August 8, 2005 10:07 PM

Yup, drunk.

If we were all at a party together at the moment, you'd be at the hugging stage.

Posted by: Slublog on August 8, 2005 10:11 PM

OMG! LOL!!

Posted by: Jenny on August 8, 2005 10:11 PM

Future generations of AoS commenters will flock to this post, considering it their ur-text, deciphering, interpreting. It will act as touch stone, a starting point to their own inner journey.

I was here when it went up.

Thank you.

Posted by: Ray Midge on August 8, 2005 10:11 PM

he's just kidding.

but if he says that to you, watch out for your goodies.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 8, 2005 10:13 PM

Not drunk. Not even a beer.

Paul Schaeffer wrote It's Raining Men, you know.

Because not enough people thought he might be gay.

Posted by: ace on August 8, 2005 10:17 PM

Paul Schaeffer? Really?

Huh.

Posted by: Slublog on August 8, 2005 10:26 PM

I'm a sharer.

Actually, I believe that.

Posted by: Michael on August 8, 2005 10:35 PM

TMI, TMI, TMI!!!! Where's the frickin' brain bleach when you need it?

Posted by: Wes S. on August 8, 2005 10:39 PM

Actually, sharing is okay.

So long as you're sharing beer or something like that. Not hugs or feelings or anything.

Posted by: Slublog on August 8, 2005 10:41 PM

Paul Schaffer. And don't tell his wife and two kids he's gay. But, you have to be really really gay to know that he wrote the song.

Posted by: on August 8, 2005 10:44 PM

Ace, I hope this doesn't damn you any further with your audience,
but I really dig that song.

And if you are really gay, you know that the Weathergirls were formerly known as Two Tons of Fun, Sylvester's backup group. If someone doesn't know who Sylvester was, they can rest comfortably heterosexual.

Posted by: Log Cabin on August 8, 2005 10:55 PM

I'm not saying Paul Schaeffer is gay. I'm just sayin' that apparently at one point he said to himself, "Hmmmm... not enough people are noticing my fey mannerisms" and decided to write It's Raining Men.

Posted by: ace on August 8, 2005 10:57 PM

massaging Marshmallow Fluff into each other's thigh-hair

Okay, that's a mental image I really could have gone without for my entire life - thanks, ace.

Posted by: drc on August 8, 2005 11:05 PM

Look out everybody! He's carrying an avocado!

Posted by: on August 8, 2005 11:07 PM

Isn't Paul married to one of the original MTV V-jay chicks???

Posted by: carin on August 8, 2005 11:57 PM

And, to make this thread a tad bit more heteronormative, just today I added two Stones tunes to my iPod. "Gimme Shelter" (of course), and "Monkey Man."

Posted by: carin on August 8, 2005 11:58 PM

You've forced me (forced, I tells ya!) to watch the Miss Teen USA pageant just to shake off some of teh ghey from this post.

Posted by: Sean M. on August 9, 2005 12:20 AM

And here I thought I had the market cornered on the Fabio/Marshmallow Fluff fantasy.

Ah well. Back to Brad Pitt and Smuckers Peach Jam....

Posted by: Chad on August 9, 2005 12:56 AM

iPods are just a clever way to attach feet to hundred dollar bills...

Posted by: on August 9, 2005 01:15 AM

"And if you are really gay, you know that the Weathergirls were formerly known as Two Tons of Fun, Sylvester's backup group. If someone doesn't know who Sylvester was, they can rest comfortably heterosexua"

Whoa hold on there - some of us hetero's might know this because of those damn VH1 retrospectives.

Posted by: Allen on August 9, 2005 03:30 AM

Sir,

For a second I thought that I had mistakenly went to Andrew Sullivan's blog, you know, the "F@#$ America cuz they don't support homosexual marriage" blog. I had the immediate urge to write you a check for 100 grand to cover your bandwith (and Euro spa treatment). But then I realized that you were joking and put away my checkbook.

rcl

Posted by: rcl on August 9, 2005 05:40 AM

Fabio, Marshmallow Fluff and thigh-hair...I am going to be totally useless for at least five hours trying to get that imagery out of my head.
(note to self: don't even think about looking at Ace's joint until the caffeine has made it to the bloodstream.)

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on August 9, 2005 06:05 AM

This post is definitely going into the 'flame war material' folder :)

Posted by: BrewFan on August 9, 2005 08:57 AM

massaging Marshmallow Fluff into each other's thigh-hair

Is it wrong that all I could think about was how sticky that crap is and how painful it would be to try to get it out of leg hair?

Besides, my guess is that Fabio shaves his legs. Probably his sack and taint as well.

Well done Ace. Now you've got me talking about Fabio's sack and taint. Think I'll go throw up now.

Posted by: compos mentis on August 9, 2005 09:31 AM

I see a jar of Marshmallow Fluff, my camera phone and I on the DC Metro.

Hold tight for the pics. I'll have them to you this weekend.

That way, Ace, hot thighs covered in white cream will be readily visible for you and your readers. No imagination necessary.

:-)

Posted by: LLP - Aaron on August 9, 2005 09:54 AM

"Marshmallow Fluff" is a euphemism, right?

Eww.

Posted by: Halleck on August 9, 2005 10:19 AM
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