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August 08, 2005
Big Survey of Blogs and Blog-ReadersTwo big findings: blogs are big guns now, read by 1/6th of the American population, and, even more shockingly, you blog-readers aren't the inbred morons I expected you were. Well, you may be morons. But you're wealthier than the average moron in any event, which is all that matters as far as I'm concerned (because that's all that matters as far as advertisers are concerned). This interested me: Of 400 of the biggest blogs observed, segmented by seven (nonexclusive) categories, political blogs were the most popular, followed by “hipster” lifestyle blogs, tech blogs and blogs authored by women. I'd like to invite everyone over to my new blog, Sexy Cindy's Gonzo Republican House of Ecstacy-Fueled Cuddle Parties and COBOL Programming Tips and Tricks. posted by Ace at 09:57 PM
CommentsWhat was allahpundit? A religious blog? Posted by: on August 8, 2005 10:07 PM
I can't remember the name of the site, but there was a stock market type site with blogs as stocks, and Ace was #72 in the political category. Posted by: Dogstar on August 8, 2005 10:10 PM
It's called blogshares. I could never figure out what any of it meant. I'm higher on the ecosystem, but my "price" is probably low on blogshares because my "earnings" are steady but never rising. Posted by: ace on August 8, 2005 10:18 PM
COBOL? I can still write a PERFORM statement that would make you blush. Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 8, 2005 10:20 PM
That was so yesterday. We're up to plushies for lushies who do slushies in their hush puppies at their desks while Fortranning for dimes of cocaine. Get with the program! Posted by: lawhawk on August 8, 2005 10:40 PM
COBOL? Good Lord, what a reminder of the past. Believe it or not, in a prior life I could write COBOL. The University of Michigan used to make multi-million dollar decisions about their construction plans based on a report that I wrote into their PERT program. For all I know, they are still using it. Posted by: Michael on August 8, 2005 10:52 PM
Blogs by women comprises a category alongside politics, lifestyle, etc.? When did females producing prose and posting it to their blogs become such a novelty? Does the writer of this appreciate the implied insult here? Posted by: epobirs on August 8, 2005 11:04 PM
COBOL is so 1999, once Y2K passed COBOL was officially dead. Now its all about Linux hacking your TIVO... Posted by: drc on August 8, 2005 11:08 PM
There is a reason I remember the sub-routine that I stuck in UM's PERT program. In the process, I learned an important life lesson. At the time, I was a business student working part-time at an educational research foundation, doing statistical analyses of government programs (basically, Head Start vs. Home Start). My boss was named Bob. He was the computer guru. All this was happening in FORTRAN, the cool language at the time. COBOL was not cool. Bob noticed that on my spare time I was teaching myself COBOL. I was doing this just for kicks, and because COBOL was the business language and I was a business student at UM. Bob got side work doing jobs for various clients, including UM. So, he offered me this job of writing a sub-routine into UM's PERT program that would generate a report. My response was: "Bob, I'm totally unqualified. I am just goofing around and teaching myself COBOL out of a textbook. (Which I had to go to Ypsilanti to buy at an Eastern Michigan bookstore, because COBOL was not cool enough for any UM bookstore). Bob looked at me and said: "Michael, you will never get anywhere in life if you only take jobs you are qualified for." So, I took the challenge and went to UM's data center to write this sub-routine in the early evening. It should have taken about an hour and a half. But it didn't. I kept submitting test jobs, and the entire program crashed. I was freaking out. I had visions of UM's entire construction program coming to a screeching halt, with guys in hard hats standing around idle, because I had fucked up the construction planning program. Around 4 a.m., I found the problem. It was the typical thing, like a misplaced comma. I fixed it and everything was fine. But I still remember what Bob said. Since then, I have never taken a job that I was qualified for. Actually, I have taken numerous jobs for which I was hopelessly incompetent. So what. You bluff for a few months, you figure things out, and then you start to make a contribution. That's my story about COBOL.
Posted by: Michael on August 8, 2005 11:33 PM
Michael, Apparently, I've had to support some of the applications you developed. Thanks, dude. Posted by: Jay on August 8, 2005 11:39 PM
The only thing I am missing is the tech part. I'm politcal, sooo hipster! and...yep... a woman. I guess I should brush upon tech, huh? *unless hipster means something other than being hip. Like Ecstacy fueled Cuddle parties. Then out there as well. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 9, 2005 12:06 AM
You don't have to know how to do a job, you just need to be capable of knowing how to find out how to know. They're hiring you because they don't know and think you know more about it than they do. Posted by: tony on August 9, 2005 12:24 AM
Looking at those lists, I notice that both Free Republic and Drudge come in ahead of that #3 porn blog. Kos, whom I had assumed is enormous and on the scale of Freep, is way down there. Howzabout that? (I guess you can check drudge at work without getting canned.) Posted by: See-Dubya on August 9, 2005 02:30 AM
I used to slap programmers who said "I don't know" this or that language. If you can't figure out how to push bits around in another language, who needs you? Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 9, 2005 08:37 AM
Speaking entirely for myself, I'm pretty inbred. So "blogs authored by women" is a category separate from politics or tech or lifestyles? Are they only allowed to talk about womany stuff, or what? Posted by: S. Weasel on August 9, 2005 08:59 AM
Wow, this thread is like watching the history channel. Posted by: GregS on August 9, 2005 10:00 AM
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Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.
One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]()
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Thanks to Joyenz The rocket's enormous engines are fueled by "the volcanic heterosexual lust between James Talarico and his Neighbor With a Uterus 'girlfriend'" I hope Amazon's rocket works better than the Amazon Prime app does as far as allowing people to watch the black and white version of "Spider-Noir" From the CA Post: Thanks to beckster
Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
Gee I wonder where they might have met Oh and she's a vegan When Corey Booker needed a "girlfriend," he conjured up known LGBTQ activist Rosario Dawson. How convenient that when these guys need a girlfriend to show off to the normies that just happen to find an activist with a strong history of and interest in Supporting Gay Men But seriously, this James Talarico romance with a Neighbor with a Uterus is a love story for the ages. The passion of their lovemaking is hotter than a blue star with a core of Primordial Sex Atoms created in the Big Bang
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"Teen" charged with five counts of attempted murder after attempting to run down police officers with his car in yet another "teen takeover" permitted by woke racist incompetent Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson
Johnson's response to the "teen takeovers" of streets and businesses that he refuses to make arrests to stop is to go after social media companies for not deleting messages to coordinate the "teen takeovers." Um, they're supposed to find these messages and delete them in real time? It makes no sense but he has to offer an "alternative" plan to just arresting lawbreakers -- which he absolutely refuses to do, saying we "can't arrest our way out" of rampant crime.
Future Tucker Carlson guest James Talarico:
James Talarico He's referring to three mass attacks committed by white men in, oh, the past six or eight years. There were a huge number of mass shootings and bombings he had to skip over to cherry pick three committed by white men. Which kind of makes me think that "white men" are not the greatest terrorist threat in our country. No, I doubt he'll be a guest on Tucker Carlson. The only thing that Tucker clings to that he claims makes him "conservative" is a palpable hatred of gays. Any time there's a communist enslaving their population and executing dissenters and conservatives, Tucker praises that dictator by saying "at least he represses the homos!"
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