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August 05, 2005
Is It Real or Is It Scrappleface?
Sudan Rape Victims Get Free Copy of UN Report
(2005-07-29) -- In another display of the value of the United Nations, Secretary-General Kofi Annan today announced that women brutally raped by Sudanese government forces would each receive a free copy of the latest report documenting the widespread, savage abuse."It legitimizes their suffering and lets them know that they are not alone," said Mr. Annan, as he held aloft a copy of the 29-page report. "This is why the United Nations is so desperately needed in today's world. We will continue to take bold action in producing reports on the rape and abuse of Sudanese women. The U.N. exists to fearlessly monitor tragic violence against oppressed people by government forces in our U.N. member states."
Environmental activist and general pain-in-the-ass Sting immediately announced plans for a "LiveRape" concert, to better inform Sudanese women about the rapes they are experiencing on a daily basis.
Slated to perform: "Stinky."
Thanks to Fat Kid.
Sorry For The Confusion: This actually is Scrappleface, not real.
The headline was meant to suggest that it's hard to tell the difference.
But please be aware the quotes are all fake.
posted by Ace at 01:59 PM
Commentsyeah, it's a crappy gig. but it's a gig.
Posted by: Dave in Sudan on August 5, 2005 02:14 PM
"This is why the United Nations is so desperately needed in today's world. We will continue to take bold action in producing reports on the rape and abuse of Sudanese women.
"bold action in producing reports" ??? Is it just me or do the words bold action and report not belong together?
Silly me, I thought bold action might be something like putting UN peacekeeper troops into Sudan to STOP THE MUTHERFUCKERS FROM RAPING AND KILLING IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE!!!
Posted by: 72 dogs on August 5, 2005 02:55 PM
Why does Kofi think he needs to defend the existance of the UN? I thought American conservatives were the only knuckle dragging mouth breathers in the world who thought the UN was a sham.
Posted by: Dacotti on August 5, 2005 03:31 PM
I guess everyone missed the joke.
Posted by: fat kid on August 5, 2005 03:47 PM
Lesson #1: Check the link address before going apeshit.
Posted by: Dogstar on August 5, 2005 03:49 PM
Thanks Dogstar.
The one thing I've learned from my experiences blogging (and on Fark), is you've got to do your own friggin research. Whether it be passing along hoax emails, or spreading rumors, or whatever - trust, but verify is the name of the game.
Posted by: fat kid on August 5, 2005 04:41 PM
"Whether it be passing along hoax emails, or spreading rumors, or whatever - trust, but verify is the name of the game'
This from the guy who put up the tub girl link :) I still have nightmares about that!
Posted by: BrewFan on August 5, 2005 04:48 PM
LOLOL - you coulda googled "tub girl" to see wth i was talkin about - or even bounced it off wikipedia to see it listed under "shock sites" - hehe.
Regardless, that's one of the better zingers out there. The ongoing argument is between it and goatse. The Gov't actually took goatse offline - LMFAO - classic.
Posted by: fat kid on August 5, 2005 05:44 PM
Goatse is gone?
*frantically googling*
Posted by: Michael on August 5, 2005 09:08 PM
I admit to having no idea what goatse is. I also have no desire to know :)
Posted by: BrewFan on August 5, 2005 09:58 PM
"I admit to having no idea what goatse is. I also have no desire to know "
Just as well, Brewfan. Once you've been there, you'll never be the same.
Posted by: Michael on August 6, 2005 12:16 AM
If it's the three old guys, then let's just say it's three old guys, and let it go at that.
Posted by: Dogstar on August 6, 2005 12:23 AM
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Disney -- or someone with an interest in Doctor Who -- is now using bots to promote the dying show, choosing specifically to promote the drag queen "Jinkx Monsoon" to children for some reason
Master of the TDS rounded up dozens of accounts posting identical messages.
The media has been screaming about "disinformation" for years but never once mentions the armies of false-flag bots employed by the media itself to push a disinformation party line out to the public. Congress should investigate Disney's use of bots. I don't care if they pass a law, just investigate them to "gather information" about the problem.
And humiliate them.
Master of the TDS rounded up dozens of accounts posting identical messages.
The media has been screaming about "disinformation" for years but never once mentions the armies of false-flag bots employed by the media itself to push a disinformation party line out to the public. Congress should investigate Disney's use of bots. I don't care if they pass a law, just investigate them to "gather information" about the problem.
And humiliate them.
Doctor Who, which had already posted the worst overnight ratings of any debut show, now posts the worst overnight ratings in its history, losing another 400,000
The overnight ratings were: 2.6 million, 2.4 million, and now 2.04 million. This is especially bad for the show, because episode 3 was supposed to be a big draw, as it was written by former Doctor Who standout writer and eh showrunner Steven Moffat.
The ratings are now the lowest ever -- and Doctor Who was previously canceled for bad ratings. The BBC would cancel the show (they've always hated it, and were happy to sacrifice it on the altar of THE MESSAGE), but they've got Groomer Corporation Disney's huge money backing it, so this groomer propaganda might crawl on.
The overnight ratings were: 2.6 million, 2.4 million, and now 2.04 million. This is especially bad for the show, because episode 3 was supposed to be a big draw, as it was written by former Doctor Who standout writer and eh showrunner Steven Moffat.
The ratings are now the lowest ever -- and Doctor Who was previously canceled for bad ratings. The BBC would cancel the show (they've always hated it, and were happy to sacrifice it on the altar of THE MESSAGE), but they've got Groomer Corporation Disney's huge money backing it, so this groomer propaganda might crawl on.
Former Top Baltimore Prosecutor Applies for Presidential Pardon
For perjury and mortgage fraud? And the Drooler-in-Chief might just give it! [CBD]
For perjury and mortgage fraud? And the Drooler-in-Chief might just give it! [CBD]
Ain't it Good to Know, You've Got a Fiend?"Is it Democrat leftist ideology that drives their incompetence, or is it something else? The cognitive dissonance many leftists display is off the charts when the policies and laws they implement come crashing down -- mostly on our heads . . . Incompetence and cruelty, driven by ideology and cluelessness. Take any of those four words in any combination and it comes out just the same. Catastrophe." My latest essay at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment! [J.J. Sefton]
Interesting phrasing by Reuters. Instead of writing "Israel covers the remains of three hostages murdered by Hamas," Reuters goes with "Israel military says forces seized bodies of hostages from Gaza," like they're the aggressors here, like they did something wrong by recovering the bodies of their murdered dead.
I owe a commenter a hat-tip but it's coming fast and furious and I forget who posted this. My apologies!
I owe a commenter a hat-tip but it's coming fast and furious and I forget who posted this. My apologies!
Mad Libs: ____ is Now White Supremacy.
What was your Mad Lib?
Here's the official DEI Hire answer:
DEFUND. I AM NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THIS RETARD-LEVEL SHIT.
thanks to Archimedes
What was your Mad Lib?
Here's the official DEI Hire answer:
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy
"Romance had a beginning," Strings said, as quoted in the UC Santa Barbara story. "Romance is an old white cultural institution that began in the Middle Ages."
"One of the very first examples of a romantic story is Lancelot and Guinevere, she pointed out, which is about the trials of a man from a lower station who sets out to prove he is worthy of a higher class European Christian woman," the UC Santa Barbara story said.
DEFUND. I AM NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THIS RETARD-LEVEL SHIT.
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This dude's smooth rap is a real panty-dropper
He's actually a YouTube comic, he's doing it as a joke. I didn't want to spoil it but I also don't want to mislead people.
He's actually a YouTube comic, he's doing it as a joke. I didn't want to spoil it but I also don't want to mislead people.
As Twitchy says, Keith Olbermann can't stop bragging that he once had a girlfriend fifteen years ago
He got to touch her boobies and everything!
It gets worse: he's previously complained that his Hot Ex-Girlfriend from the Niagara Falls Area (you wouldn't know her) used to beat him up
He got to touch her boobies and everything!
It gets worse: he's previously complained that his Hot Ex-Girlfriend from the Niagara Falls Area (you wouldn't know her) used to beat him up
In case you missed it: Michael Cohen's video pitch for a reality TV show starring his charismatic self, called "The Fixer"
Capitol Hill police have discovered a bag of cocaine in the Capitol Building.
A police source describes the coke bag as "larger than Don Henley's discreet on-stage coke snifter" but "smaller than Hunter Biden's weekender crack satchel."
A police source describes the coke bag as "larger than Don Henley's discreet on-stage coke snifter" but "smaller than Hunter Biden's weekender crack satchel."
Blame it on the Rain: Gavin Newsom blames his state's little tiny $45 billion budget deficit on... "rain bombs"
He didn't know there would be rain at the end of winter and into the spring. Officer, that tree jumped right in front of my car! (And I think Joe Biden shit my pants!)
He didn't know there would be rain at the end of winter and into the spring. Officer, that tree jumped right in front of my car! (And I think Joe Biden shit my pants!)
"Joe Biden" visited Megyn Kelly
"Those films showing me stumbling are all fake... I'll take my Talking Pills, and I'm feeling fine, and then they show these fake movies of me falling on the stairs. End paragraph. New paragraph."
"Those films showing me stumbling are all fake... I'll take my Talking Pills, and I'm feeling fine, and then they show these fake movies of me falling on the stairs. End paragraph. New paragraph."
RFK Jr Endorses Abortion Up Until Birth
Nothing equivocal either. [CBD]
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