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August 05, 2005

Breasty British Barmaids Blast Brussels Bureaucrats' Bosom-Busting Boobery

The UK Sun reports on bosomy Brit birds' discontent with the new anti-bust initiative.

And, just to show it's a class paper, it has pics of barmaids displaing their wares, and I don't mean Guiness and Harp.

And to show it's a really classy paper, it also helpfully lists the bra and cup sizes of each of its interviewees.

Because, you know, it's difficult to evaluate the strength of someone's position unless you know what they're packing in their racks.

The words of Juli Ashton (34E) really stirred me. Sadly, she's not pictured.


posted by Ace at 01:46 PM
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I love the caption under the photos - "click photo to enlarge"

Posted by: Dman on August 5, 2005 01:51 PM

In other news: A new directive from European Union headquarters in Brussels has prohibited the manufacture of bras with a cup size of "C" or larger. When asked for the rationale, the spokesperson for the the Department of Lingerie muttered something about "French self-esteem" but declined to specify sex.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto on August 5, 2005 02:07 PM

Anyone else notice that Tash Archdale (last pix on page) bears a striking resemblance to (a young) Mary Tyler Moore (who was kind of a hottie in the 1960's)?

...and yes, I do have entirely too much time on my hands this afternoon.

Posted by: brandon davis on August 5, 2005 02:52 PM

LOL. Ace, you have porn on your mind! It's not Juli Ashton (as in the porn star) it's Juli Austin.

Before you ask. I used to watch porn, that's why I know.

Posted by: jmchez on August 5, 2005 02:52 PM

If you want real class, go to Britain and get an actual copy. It has naked breasts on page 3 every day.

Posted by: Ring on August 5, 2005 02:57 PM

Shut up, really??!!

What sort of audience do you think you're dealing with here?

I've got news for ya: You don't have to go to Britain to see the Page 3 girls. There's a whole gallery of them on-line.

Posted by: ace on August 5, 2005 03:03 PM

Damn it is good to see what appear to be real tits for change. I find the silicone look a real turnoff and like the look of size normal tits, especially those of Tash Archdale. Woof! Woof!

Posted by: 72 dogs on August 5, 2005 03:05 PM

Maybe I'm jaded, but those Brit bar chicks weren't exactly bodice-busting examples of the kind I was expecting from a boob crazed tabloid like the Sun.

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on August 5, 2005 03:56 PM

Maybe the UK isn't entirely a lost cause.

Posted by: SGT Dan on August 5, 2005 07:46 PM

"Shut up, really??!!"

Careful, I nearly thought you were being sarcastic...

Actually, for real class, you need 'The Sunday Sport'...all breasts, every page. Plus, they have done numerous high quality pieces such as finding Hitlers plane on the moon, and a London Bus stuck in ice in the antarctic.


Amazed you can see the page 3's online, I guess the internet nazi's reach is limited.

Posted by: Ring on August 6, 2005 12:14 AM

Heh, if those girls covered up you wouldn't be missing much.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on August 6, 2005 01:55 AM

I'm going to call "shennanigans" on that one. They quote a Miss Tash Archdale (30E) and have a picture of a young lass named Tash. I may be off by a cup size every now and again, but...please. That's a C at best.

Posted by: Kin on August 8, 2005 04:23 AM
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