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August 04, 2005
Young Boys Wankdorf erection reliefUhh, that's ESPN's headline. What does it mean? Well, first of all it means I'm going to get a couple of dozen more hits from Google today. Second of all, it means that someone at ESPN set out to write the gayest sports headline ever, concerning a How will ESPN top this? It'll be tough. But I'm tipped their next story will be: Raging Penis Sweetboys Fondle Nutsacks Turgid Dorkwand Throbbing Funmuscle Jm J. Bullock Thanks to Tim. posted by Ace at 02:06 PM
CommentsJesus, that is funny Posted by: lauraw on August 4, 2005 02:11 PM
Dorkwand Throbbing Funmuscle You are a strange person ACE OF SPADES, where do you get this shit? Bratpack festivals? But the ACE OF SPADES always brings the funny of six mortal bloggers1 Posted by: 72 Dorkwands on August 4, 2005 02:12 PM
I bet the follow up article examines the Wankdorf Young Boy's petition to have the game renamed from "soccer" to "suckhim". Posted by: Jack M. on August 4, 2005 02:17 PM
Ummm. The team is in Switzerland, not Germany. Posted by: CUS on August 4, 2005 02:20 PM
Pff! Switzerland, Germany. Like there's a difference. Where there's a Wankdorf, hilarity ensues. Posted by: S. Weasel on August 4, 2005 02:43 PM
wow. LOL Posted by: brak on August 4, 2005 02:44 PM
It says it's an al- Reuters wire story. So who came up with the headline? Posted by: Richard on August 4, 2005 02:51 PM
Wow, this is amazing. I passed the headline to everyone I know. Posted by: Greg on August 4, 2005 03:14 PM
Hmmmm.... Has Tim been to my blog? Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 4, 2005 03:52 PM
And the Young Boys had to "shake off" their image - OMG, this is just too funny! Posted by: Tim Mi on August 4, 2005 04:13 PM
I'm waiting for "Viagra Stiffs Palmeiro: Hard Choices Ahead" Posted by: Chrees on August 4, 2005 04:34 PM
Get ready for a stampede of disappointed pedophiles, ace. Posted by: Sean M. on August 4, 2005 04:53 PM
the gayest ESPN headline ever was in 1999. a colorado university basketball player named Tyron Manlove was dismissed from the team. Headline: "No More Manlove in Colorado Locker Room" Posted by: mps on August 4, 2005 05:22 PM
I wonder if the headline wasn't writen by a Brit? Their "sophisticated sense of humour" (they love their extra 'u's) always leads to that kind of thing. Posted by: jic on August 5, 2005 10:12 AM
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