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August 04, 2005

Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief

Uhh, that's ESPN's headline.

What does it mean? Well, first of all it means I'm going to get a couple of dozen more hits from Google today.

Second of all, it means that someone at ESPN set out to write the gayest sports headline ever, concerning a German Swiss soccer franchise called the "Young Boys," who, ummm, play at Wankdorf stadium, and who are relieved that their "erection" (also called a "stadium") is now, uhhh, up and ready for action.

How will ESPN top this? It'll be tough. But I'm tipped their next story will be:

Raging Penis Sweetboys Fondle Nutsacks Turgid Dorkwand Throbbing Funmuscle Jm J. Bullock

Thanks to Tim.


posted by Ace at 02:06 PM
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Jesus, that is funny

Posted by: lauraw on August 4, 2005 02:11 PM

Dorkwand Throbbing Funmuscle

You are a strange person ACE OF SPADES, where do you get this shit? Bratpack festivals? But the ACE OF SPADES always brings the funny of six mortal bloggers1

Posted by: 72 Dorkwands on August 4, 2005 02:12 PM

I bet the follow up article examines the Wankdorf Young Boy's petition to have the game renamed from "soccer" to "suckhim".

Posted by: Jack M. on August 4, 2005 02:17 PM

Ummm. The team is in Switzerland, not Germany.

Posted by: CUS on August 4, 2005 02:20 PM

Pff! Switzerland, Germany. Like there's a difference. Where there's a Wankdorf, hilarity ensues.

Posted by: S. Weasel on August 4, 2005 02:43 PM

wow. LOL

Posted by: brak on August 4, 2005 02:44 PM

It says it's an al- Reuters wire story. So who came up with the headline?

Posted by: Richard on August 4, 2005 02:51 PM

Wow, this is amazing.

I passed the headline to everyone I know.

Posted by: Greg on August 4, 2005 03:14 PM

Hmmmm.... Has Tim been to my blog?

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on August 4, 2005 03:52 PM

And the Young Boys had to "shake off" their image - OMG, this is just too funny!

Posted by: Tim Mi on August 4, 2005 04:13 PM

I'm waiting for "Viagra Stiffs Palmeiro: Hard Choices Ahead"

Posted by: Chrees on August 4, 2005 04:34 PM

Get ready for a stampede of disappointed pedophiles, ace.

Posted by: Sean M. on August 4, 2005 04:53 PM

the gayest ESPN headline ever was in 1999. a colorado university basketball player named Tyron Manlove was dismissed from the team. Headline: "No More Manlove in Colorado Locker Room"

Posted by: mps on August 4, 2005 05:22 PM

I wonder if the headline wasn't writen by a Brit? Their "sophisticated sense of humour" (they love their extra 'u's) always leads to that kind of thing.

Posted by: jic on August 5, 2005 10:12 AM
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