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Don't Blog, DamnitAnd I don't like it one bit. I liked it much better when the competition was restricted to just a few million fellow shut-in malcontents. Now it's ten million or so. I think we need some sort of guild system, like the MSM has, to keep these partisan, reckless, non-multiple-layers-of-painstaking-editorial-fact-checking upstarts out of our little game. Oh, I'm all in favor of competition. Except when people are competing with me. Then it's just rude and boorish. Thanks again to The Blogometer. posted by Ace at 02:50 PM
CommentsOh, I'm all in favor of competition. Except when people are competing with me. Then it's just rude and boorish. I like your attitude son. How would like a job at the New York Times? Posted by: Punch Sulzberger on August 3, 2005 03:03 PM
Yeah, but how many of these are the faux blogs that just hype sites for, umm, VIA gra? Or two-entry blogs that include meidtations about the nerd in 4th period and Lindsey Lohan's hair extensions? Malkin always pooh-poohs these exploding blog figures; the number of "real" blogs is growing but nowhere near that many. Posted by: See-Dubya on August 3, 2005 03:09 PM
What the hell was the Kryptonite Lock Controversy!? Hey, ACE! Why didn't you keep us up on this hot topic? I question the timing of the Ace-embargo on this story. You failed us man. Un-frick'n-believable. Posted by: Enas Yorl on August 3, 2005 03:25 PM
Hey See-Dub? For the record, I don't think they're hair extensions. Expect a post soon, as soon as I get to study hall. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 3, 2005 03:26 PM
I think most of the new blogs coming about are not competition for political blogs like this: most of them give up after a few weeks and many of them have nothing to do with politics or pop-culture. Therefore, they are not really your competition anyway. Posted by: Justin on August 3, 2005 03:45 PM
Easiest way to handle this is set up Blogging undergrad and grad programs. Now that we've worked our way up through the mailroom, it's time to put up some road blocks. Posted by: ken on August 3, 2005 03:50 PM
I'm with See-Dub. These numbers aren't very useful unless someone can get an idea of how many of these are 'real' blogs, as opposed to the blog equivalent of a spam-bot, or some bogus 'business' blog that spits out trackbacks looking for traffic. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on August 3, 2005 04:24 PM
I wasn't all that impressed until I noticed the time line: around 200,000 to 600,000 in a year and a half! Hang in there ACE, that crazy blog money is just around the corner! (Though it may be the corner of the 22nd century). Posted by: 72 me on August 3, 2005 04:27 PM
I think in the end most of these blogs won't prove to be any competition at all for the blogs that stick with it. Although there are new blogs, the ones that continue to blog and blog intelligently should be welcomed. Additionally, it seems that there is a much higher number of conservative blogs in the blogosphere which should be a promising fact. Posted by: Malebranche on August 3, 2005 04:40 PM
Losers complain about the blog-competition and whine about how they're "doing their best". Winners go home and f**k the prom queen. Posted by: Monty on August 3, 2005 04:50 PM
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $500, Alex. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 3, 2005 04:53 PM
Losers complain about the blog-competition and whine about how they're "doing their best". Winners go home and f**k the prom queen. Only problem is, as far as the media is concerned, Wonkette is the prom queen. Unless one is truly desperate and/or greatly intoxicated, that's not a welcome thought. Posted by: Slublog on August 3, 2005 05:19 PM
Only one real answer. Thunderdome. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on August 3, 2005 06:31 PM
ace- Don't worry. As long as you continue to be provactive and entertaining you'll continue to ace the competition. Why you possess almost as much sass as those sassy British bombers with of course the advantage that you get to come back and rhetorically bomb the libs day after day. Posted by: john on August 3, 2005 06:52 PM
I hear this new wave of bloggers doesn't even blog wearing pajamas!!! Posted by: Beck on August 3, 2005 07:04 PM
Ah, don't sweat it, kid. Personally, I HATE checking facts. DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T THE MSM DO THEIR OWN JOB INSTEAD OF HAVING US DO IT ON OUR OWN TIME???? Earn your OWN salary, buttholes. I refuse to check facts deeply on principle. Besides, I just want to spout off, make fun of people, and not be held responsible. If you didn't spend so much damn time blogging, you'd be a screenwriter by now. Just sayin'. Posted by: El Conquistadore on August 3, 2005 11:54 PM
Okay, but no swimsuit competition. Please. Posted by: S. Weasel on August 4, 2005 07:58 AM
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