Take a look at what she's wearing, people. You think anybody wants a stomp to the chest while she's wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.

Everyone should learn Beauty-school Kwan Do.

she seems to be saying, "Yeah, I cracked open his head just like this!!"

Not to be a sycophant, but I still laugh when I think of your orginal "unappealing Caesar haircut" punchline. That was gold.

Anyone else waiting for the perp to sue?

Anyone else think the right half of the Page 9 advert looks like the dude is pointing his weiner at the camera?

There's a right half to that ad?

Or the wrong half, however you choose to look at it, if you choose to look at it at all. The ad I mean.

If Johnny Jihad thinks Americans are "soft", maybe he'd better think again.

Hilariously perfect. If only our police officials had such an impact on the felons they captured. Great post.

If something like this had happened in Massachusetts or the Bay Area, it's entirely possible the bastard might be able to find a lawyer willing to represent him in a lawsuit.

But no jury in Louisiana would ever find in his favor, and no lawyer would waste his time on a suit.

And I must confess that I'm having a really, really hard time feeling any sympathy whatever for the guy. He's actually pretty lucky they didn't outright beat him to death. (A 4x4 fencepost? Yikes!)

Anyone else think the right half of the Page 9 advert looks like the dude is pointing his weiner at the camera?

Yeah I noticed that too. I guess Subliminal Seduction is suppoed to target women (and dog show fans) too.

Tortured, tortured I tell you. Where's the UN Human Rights Watch Committee when you need 'em? Buncha slack-asses....

Did anyone else just notice that SDB just posted a comment here? WTF?!? Can't say that I read the anime reviews (not that you'd care) but glad to hear you're still around :-D

Anyone else think the right half of the Page 9 advert looks like the dude is pointing his weiner at the camera?

Yeah and its the wiener we all wanted, err ... not that there's anything wrong with that, but I mean we all wanted one like it. Err... I mean we wanted our own weiners to be like that. Cheesh!

72 - We know what you really meant!

It's pretty cool that SDB posts here.

Man, that guy should start a blog or somethin'.

Pshaw.

The way I heard it, the real Steven Den Beste had been taken back to the planet of incredibly literate and logical aliens who dropped him off here in the first place.

Yeah. Sorry Ace.
He's just a pod replicant left behind to keep up appearances.
You can tell 'cause he ain't got no bellybutton.

Yeah. Sorry Ace.
He's just a pod replicant left behind to keep up appearances.
You can tell 'cause he ain't got no bellybutton.

Naw, man, that's the plastic surgery they did to cover up his autposy. SDB is really a zombie from Resident Evil 2 (the movie) who decided it wasn't worth his time to be killed by Milla Jovavich.