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August 03, 2005
Beauty-School Beat-Down, Revisited
You remember them. The beauty-school staffers and students who savagely (and I mean that in a good way) beat the stuffings out of a would-be stick-up man. KelliPundit has an update. The robber is still showing signs of emotional distress. And not just emotional damage: "I believe I counted 21 open lacerations to his skull area that required sutures or staples," Mason testified Tuesday before Caddo District Judge Scott Crichton. "He had a shoe print forced through his clothes to his skin. He had severely been stomped by someone." Now that's justice-- Ace of Spades Justice (TM). posted by Ace at 02:37 PM
CommentsTake a look at what she's wearing, people. You think anybody wants a stomp to the chest while she's wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Everyone should learn Beauty-school Kwan Do. Posted by: Aaron on August 3, 2005 02:59 PM
she seems to be saying, "Yeah, I cracked open his head just like this!!" Posted by: Rightwinsparkle on August 3, 2005 03:02 PM
Not to be a sycophant, but I still laugh when I think of your orginal "unappealing Caesar haircut" punchline. That was gold. Posted by: Hubris on August 3, 2005 03:04 PM
Anyone else waiting for the perp to sue? Posted by: compos mentis on August 3, 2005 03:08 PM
Anyone else think the right half of the Page 9 advert looks like the dude is pointing his weiner at the camera? Posted by: compos mentis on August 3, 2005 03:14 PM
There's a right half to that ad? Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on August 3, 2005 03:22 PM
Or the wrong half, however you choose to look at it, if you choose to look at it at all. The ad I mean. Posted by: compos mentis on August 3, 2005 03:27 PM
If Johnny Jihad thinks Americans are "soft", maybe he'd better think again. Posted by: on August 3, 2005 04:07 PM
Hilariously perfect. If only our police officials had such an impact on the felons they captured. Great post. Posted by: Malebranche on August 3, 2005 04:42 PM
If something like this had happened in Massachusetts or the Bay Area, it's entirely possible the bastard might be able to find a lawyer willing to represent him in a lawsuit. But no jury in Louisiana would ever find in his favor, and no lawyer would waste his time on a suit. And I must confess that I'm having a really, really hard time feeling any sympathy whatever for the guy. He's actually pretty lucky they didn't outright beat him to death. (A 4x4 fencepost? Yikes!) Posted by: Steven Den Beste on August 3, 2005 05:08 PM
Anyone else think the right half of the Page 9 advert looks like the dude is pointing his weiner at the camera? Yeah I noticed that too. I guess Subliminal Seduction is suppoed to target women (and dog show fans) too. Posted by: Non-compos mentis on August 3, 2005 05:23 PM
Tortured, tortured I tell you. Where's the UN Human Rights Watch Committee when you need 'em? Buncha slack-asses.... Posted by: fat kid on August 3, 2005 05:25 PM
Did anyone else just notice that SDB just posted a comment here? WTF?!? Can't say that I read the anime reviews (not that you'd care) but glad to hear you're still around :-D Posted by: fat kid on August 3, 2005 05:26 PM
Anyone else think the right half of the Page 9 advert looks like the dude is pointing his weiner at the camera? Yeah and its the wiener we all wanted, err ... not that there's anything wrong with that, but I mean we all wanted one like it. Err... I mean we wanted our own weiners to be like that. Cheesh! Posted by: 72 weiners on August 3, 2005 05:34 PM
72 - We know what you really meant! Posted by: sevenmeds on August 3, 2005 05:56 PM
It's pretty cool that SDB posts here. Man, that guy should start a blog or somethin'. Posted by: ace on August 3, 2005 07:29 PM
Pshaw. The way I heard it, the real Steven Den Beste had been taken back to the planet of incredibly literate and logical aliens who dropped him off here in the first place. Posted by: apotheosis on August 3, 2005 08:24 PM
Yeah. Sorry Ace. Posted by: lauraw on August 3, 2005 08:35 PM
Yeah. Sorry Ace. Naw, man, that's the plastic surgery they did to cover up his autposy. SDB is really a zombie from Resident Evil 2 (the movie) who decided it wasn't worth his time to be killed by Milla Jovavich. Posted by: Apophis on August 4, 2005 01:54 AM
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