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August 03, 2005
Why Didn't Anyone Think Of This Before? CBS Proudly Announces "Journalists-of-Talent" ProgramTalent... now there's an idea. I wish I could bottle all the creativity and outside-the-box thinking at CBS and sell it! I'd make a freakin' fortune! In related news: Playboy Magazine announces "Playmates-of-Large-Breasts-and-Narrow-Waists-and-Long-Legs-and-Asses-Like-a-Colt-Stallion" Talent Development Program NFL selects three candidates for "Big-Dudes-Who-Can-Hit-Real-Real-Hard" Outreach Program New York City Crackwhores proudly unveil "Runaways-With-Daddy-Issues-and-Low-Self-Esteem-And-Don't-Really-Mind-Strange-Croatian-Men-Masturbating-Into-Your-Slippers" Qualified Candidate Plan Ace of Spades creates "Please-Someone-In-Hollywood-Call-Me-I'm-Dyin'-Over-Here" Self-Promotion/Whining Initiative Asses of Jack, they are. posted by Ace at 07:23 PM
CommentsStrange-Croatian-Men-Masturbating-Into-Your-Slippers" Now that's funny. Posted by: Rick Moran on August 3, 2005 07:41 PM
Now see, I just feel lazy, 'cause you put a LOT more effort into this than I did... or CBS did, for that matter. Posted by: Confederate Yankee on August 3, 2005 07:43 PM
I've gotten a sneak peek at the guest speakers list: Dan Rather Posted by: on August 4, 2005 12:15 AM
Double super secret probationary guest speaker... Posted by: on August 4, 2005 12:16 AM
CBS News has chosen the first two participants for its "journalists-of-talent" training program, a program designed to develop a pool of highly qualified producers and correspondents Is this some kind of a joke? Besides being pretty and having great teeth, what kind of "talent" does it take to mouth lines from a teleprompter or watch someone else do it and say, cut? Posted by: 72 critics on August 4, 2005 10:26 AM
I've gotten a sneak peek at the guest speakers list: You've omitted Stephan Glass of Vanity Fair, which, of course, was "The in-flight magazince of Air Force One" during the Clinton years. Posted by: 72 Liars on August 4, 2005 10:36 AM
Rats! That's a MUCH better idea than my "People who Suck" campaign :( Posted by: S. Weasel on August 4, 2005 11:26 AM
Actually they stole your idea, Weasel. They just changed the name for leagal reasons Posted by: HowardDevore on August 4, 2005 01:19 PM
If you follow the link lurking behind the asterisk on Confederate Yankee's story, you get a Drudge story that's a bit different than what CW wrote. The CBS program is actually a "journalists-of-color training program". Methinks CW was pulling a spoof of the story. It's worth a chuckle to read that one of the two winners in this "journalists-of-color training program" is James Black. Posted by: Jimmie on August 4, 2005 02:28 PM
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Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]()
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Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
Gee I wonder where they might have met Oh and she's a vegan When Corey Booker needed a "girlfriend," he conjured up known LGBTQ activist Rosario Dawson. How convenient that when these guys need a girlfriend to show off to the normies that just happen to find an activist with a strong history of and interest in Supporting Gay Men But seriously, this James Talarico romance with a Neighbor with a Uterus is a love story for the ages. The passion of their lovemaking is hotter than a blue star with a core of Primordial Sex Atoms created in the Big Bang
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"Teen" charged with five counts of attempted murder after attempting to run down police officers with his car in yet another "teen takeover" permitted by woke racist incompetent Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson
Johnson's response to the "teen takeovers" of streets and businesses that he refuses to make arrests to stop is to go after social media companies for not deleting messages to coordinate the "teen takeovers." Um, they're supposed to find these messages and delete them in real time? It makes no sense but he has to offer an "alternative" plan to just arresting lawbreakers -- which he absolutely refuses to do, saying we "can't arrest our way out" of rampant crime.
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James Talarico He's referring to three mass attacks committed by white men in, oh, the past six or eight years. There were a huge number of mass shootings and bombings he had to skip over to cherry pick three committed by white men. Which kind of makes me think that "white men" are not the greatest terrorist threat in our country. No, I doubt he'll be a guest on Tucker Carlson. The only thing that Tucker clings to that he claims makes him "conservative" is a palpable hatred of gays. Any time there's a communist enslaving their population and executing dissenters and conservatives, Tucker praises that dictator by saying "at least he represses the homos!"
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