Strange-Croatian-Men-Masturbating-Into-Your-Slippers"

Now that's funny.

Now see, I just feel lazy, 'cause you put a LOT more effort into this than I did... or CBS did, for that matter.

I've gotten a sneak peek at the guest speakers list:

Dan Rather
Peter Arnett
Jayson Blair
Helen Thomas
MoDo

Double super secret probationary guest speaker...
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none other than Jeff Gannon!

CBS News has chosen the first two participants for its "journalists-of-talent" training program, a program designed to develop a pool of highly qualified producers and correspondents

Is this some kind of a joke? Besides being pretty and having great teeth, what kind of "talent" does it take to mouth lines from a teleprompter or watch someone else do it and say, cut?

I've gotten a sneak peek at the guest speakers list:

You've omitted Stephan Glass of Vanity Fair, which, of course, was "The in-flight magazince of Air Force One" during the Clinton years.

Rats! That's a MUCH better idea than my "People who Suck" campaign :(

Actually they stole your idea, Weasel.

They just changed the name for leagal reasons

If you follow the link lurking behind the asterisk on Confederate Yankee's story, you get a Drudge story that's a bit different than what CW wrote.

The CBS program is actually a "journalists-of-color training program". Methinks CW was pulling a spoof of the story.

It's worth a chuckle to read that one of the two winners in this "journalists-of-color training program" is James Black.