I will not contribute one penny for banning Michael Meyer. :)

Cedar$ord?
Von Kreedork?

I gotta say, if I had nearly the problem she had with serial assholes commenting like that, I would 1) post more often (to tick them off), and 2) impose the exact same tax.

That is an extraordinarily tidy way of dealing with problematic people.

My goodness what should I do. I am a person who comes to your site not to troll but to see what the another side is saying. I take your advice(abuse)and go from there, I am not the kind of person that hates either side because of an affilation, rather I want true discussion of the facts( not the true facts as the pres says whatever true facts are). So hey if you are going to paid to get someone (me) off your site, where is my 10%, I do enliven your base, it is only a capitalist thing to do.

jeff, shut up and pay up.

I haven't had a troll in ages. Cedarfnord showed up once, and I had some Chomskyite reducing the property value another time, but that's about it.

If you ban Cedarford, who's gonna pony up the dough to let him back in? I mean, after all, the Jews control all the money.

On second thought, maybe some nice, forgiving jewish girl will persuade her rich, black NBA star boyfriend to part with a few shekels.

Don't flatter yourself, Jeff. Your comments are not worthy of banning.

Hell, your comments are not usually worth reading.

He means me. I'm sure of it.

I'm sure of it since I'm the only poster here with the means to reinstate myself, since the rest of you sit around watching Molly Ringwald film festivals and whacking off to unicorn/Cthulu dungeon sex fantasies instead of working.

Well, if I'm on my way out, I'm going out flaming:

Yo, Ace! The t-shirts were fucking ugly. And, um...bite me.

Sean M. wrote:
On second thought, maybe some nice, forgiving jewish girl will persuade her rich, black NBA star boyfriend to part with a few shekels.

I can't speak for all of us, but this is one Jewish girl who's not into that whole forgiveness thing.

Now the NBA star, on the other hand... how big of a star are we talking about here? ;)

You're breaking my heart, ace, I'm not that bad. The new meds should kick in any day now anyway.

I'm thinking Cathy should spend the money on a new photo. I have seen her look LOTS better.

Am I the only one in the blogosphere NOT asking for money?

Ace, just because Dave always calls you out on posting old stuff doesn't mean you have to ban the guy. Afterall he is one of your regular guest posters and he did buy one of the "limited edition" Ace of Spades T-shirts didn't he? Buying one of the 12 shirts has to count for something, right?

Yeah! What Aaron said! I bought a shirt!

Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Sure am glad I'm one of the good kids. Most the rest of ya'll have said some pretty mean things to Ace in the past. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he banned the lot of ya. 'Twould serve yuns right ya little devils!

Given the general tone of conversation on these comments, particularly the virulent ad hominem attacks on Ace, is there anyone here who isn't a troll to a greater or lesser extent and therefore likely to be fined?

Eager to hear the sound of crickets, Ace?

I think you're missing the point, Ace. She banned him, confident in the fact that nobody would pay enough to re-instate him. And it was kind of a little sociology experiment.

Sparkle, I couldn't agree more about Cathy's pic. The thing that cracks me up is that there's actually a credit for the picture.

Just want to make clear here that I, the inimitable Jeff B., am not this "jeff" who posted above.

That guy's a pussy. And er...I'm not.

But anyway, I'm a certified RWDB, not some pansy-ass member of "the other side." Please - I may be an effeminate, whiny manchild, but I have some self-respect.

I would pay $1.25 for a short (45 seconds should suffice if past performance is any indication of future results) video clip of Megan, RWS and bbeck engaged in hot, 3-way, prison sex.

How many flying monkey references would it take to get someone banned?

45 seconds ?! I blew it just reading your post!

Didn't BrewFan or some other fan of the C-creature suggest this a while back? I seem to remember him asking how much crazy blog money it would take to purge your site.

Hmmm... Payday is Friday, two days from now. If we're talking about the guy I'm thinking (whose name will never cross my fingertips), I'll kick in.

RedBeer, I don't know about bbeck, but you can forget Sparkle. I think you'd have a better shot with Sondra.

utron,

That was me. Check out Ace's site meter. If all the lurkers threw $5.00 in Ace's tip jar I think we could buy ourselves a 'banning'. Bwahahaha!

Megan, RWS and bbeck engaged in hot, 3-way, prison sex.

Megan's probably cool with that, Sparkle, not. And be careful, bbeck will likely shoot your parts off then have her husband drop a bomb on your remains.

:)

What if we've , like, given that amount in the past (not that that bastard Ace, ever acknowledged my contribution with even a thank you email!!).... Does that give me a free "Get out of Troll Jail" card?

I don't WHY ya'll have the impression that I am a prude of some sort!!!!

But does it have to be in prison??? I am a Carlton Ritz kinda girl ya know.

I'm kidding of course. Prison is fine.

NOT.

Ok, seriously. Does it make me a prude to say that my idea of hot sex does not involve women??

Ok, seriously. Does it make me a prude to say that my idea of hot sex does not involve women??

this is a trick question, I just know it...

Sue Dohnim - I can't speak for all of us, but this is one Jewish girl who's not into that whole forgiveness thing.

Now the NBA star, on the other hand... how big of a star are we talking about here? ;)

I don't think celebrity level of the NBA star matters too much to a Jewish girl interested in exciting dalliances until the nebbish they eventually intend to marry is better set up in his dental practice.

Every NBA star is sort of a "Magic Johnson" to a Jewish groupie.

Many have money, too! That they spinkle on they Ho's and bitches..

Then there is a chance your illegitimate daughter will have Julius Erving's athletic genes and become a tennis star.

As for banning, if ACE could find several wealthy Zionists (Don't go for 5-10K ACE, that's just an amount a tiny state legislator would get bribed to look the other way as a Zionist Casino-meister lobbyist works his charm). You're worth more than that bowl of lentils pittance. But for 45-50K, , it could be a win-win for lots of people. Less Zionist money available for bribing politicians to spring more taxpayer money for the one foreign country that must never be criticized. Less chance American troops will be killed or maimed in further ME wars meant to safeguard one country....not "US".

You'd win, the taxpayers would win, the troops would win.

Then you could put up a "Friend of Israel" flag instead of the US flag or the current UK flag - as many bloggers have already done.....effectively announcing whose "pocket" you're in - and stand by for all that crazy Zionist money to roll in. There are many Zionist-Americans who have been bankrolling the Settlement land grabs and water thefts... now that money can't be spent like it used to be, and in so much as is actually tempermentally possible - may be burning a hole on those wallets...begging to be spent on a worthy blogger.

It doesn't make you a prude, just less interesting from the perspective of most men.

Not me, of course, I'm all about a woman's mind.

What?! All female bloggers/commenters aren't closet bisexuals/lesbians?!... Dang, I blame that blogger "we're not supposed to name" for that impression.

RWS - simply by typing the words hot sex, prudery is out of the question. What's in the question is, "What is your idea of hot sex?" : )

I don't think I can write that on a public board.

But trust me. I got it covered.

Dang, do I now owe money since I (despite better judment) read this thread?

If you whisper "Jew!" three times while gazing at a picture of Fran Drescher he appears as if by magic.

And bestows upon you the prize; precious, pure distilled drops of C-tard essence.

But don't get any on you.
It reeks.

I am hearby notifing Ace that he owes me 1$ for every time someone reads any word that I have written in the comments section of his site.

Not real sure how I will collect it but .....ummm..

Lauraw, I don't think I'm going to try that experiment. However, when reading C's comments, I find that it helps a lot to imagine C with the voice of Fran Drescher.

Lipstick:

If you are correct that RWS is not really up for hot 3-way girl-on-girl prison sex, I just thought I'd point out that, y'know, we know have an open position to fill . . .

Cedarford

That was the weirdest post in the history of the web.

F*ck you very much,

Fugazi

He's consciously evolved into a parody of himself, which I admire.

Sparkle strikes me as the kind of babe who does the normal stuff real well. Still, I'd hate to be the guy who couldn't get the job done and have her go off on me like she does Bill Ardolino.

Fugazi - Fuck you back with a 6-pointed Star of David crammed up your ass.

Lauraw - An NBA star with a "Magic Johnson" would happily use Fran Dreschler, and laugh when she came back as a nasally baying bitch in heat begging for more.

Ugh. The guy really is disgusting.

"He's consciously evolved"

That's the other thread, where we've decided he's a transitional form.

Is it just a coincidence or do you guys realize that Fran Drescher is actually dating a black former NBA player.

It reeks

It smells like a turd, covered in burnt hair.

Wow. I hereby resign as Cedarford's self-appointed apologist.

CF, normally I can find some humor in your comments, but you went way over the top today.

Ban me, I'm too cheap to pay you the fifty bucks ;)

Michael -

I hate to say 'I told you so' &c....

Jeff B:

I hate to admit it, but you did tell me so. Gawd, I feel so cheap, so used.

Don't play passive-aggressive, Michael.

Playing that game takes brains.

I used to like you and wanted to hug you - until your homoerotic nature was revealed. God, I feel so soiled by what you have written in the past!!

"I used to like you and wanted to hug you - until your homoerotic nature was revealed."

OK, Cedarford, now you're back to being really amusing.

Seedy's existence is proof that:

1. There is no God.

2. Darwin was wrong; things too stupid to live can survive and procreate.