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I Have Nothing To Do With ThisThis is just childish, that's what this is. Hidden because, well, it's so juvenile it embarrasses even me.
Blame BBeck. posted by Ace at 12:58 AM
CommentsHappy Friday. Posted by: Uncle Jefe on July 29, 2005 01:05 AM
That is utterly childish and brutal. Ouch. hah Posted by: Greg on July 29, 2005 01:20 AM
Actually, I think the slogan's funny enough on its own. The fat joke kind of distracts. Imagine it straight: But we've got "Oliver Willis." Posted by: Alex on July 29, 2005 01:52 AM
You know what that donkey needs? A cape. Think about the 1975 Elvis, and you'll be right on target. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 29, 2005 08:04 AM
So utterly wrong, and yet, so udderly accurate. Posted by: Confederate Yankee on July 29, 2005 08:55 AM
Extreme juvenileness in the face of that retard is no vice. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on July 29, 2005 09:06 AM
I'm a little disappointed that the punctation got fixed in the parody. Consistency, people! Posted by: tachyonshuggy on July 29, 2005 10:06 AM
OK, I'm surprised someone hasn't already done this one: The Dem brand with the words: Posted by: Former Hostage on July 29, 2005 10:36 AM
The family that brays together... Posted by: tom scott on July 29, 2005 11:21 AM
Gob-smackingly vile. (Sorry, someone had to say it.) Posted by: ted on July 29, 2005 12:44 PM
Imagine it straight: But we've got "Oliver Willis." Yeah, I thought about that, Alex, but hey, sometimes when you see the shot you just HAVE to take it. Later, Posted by: bbeck on July 29, 2005 02:32 PM
The hell with Oliver anyway. Posted by: SGT Dan on July 29, 2005 05:14 PM
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