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July 29, 2005
I Have Nothing To Do With ThisThis is just childish, that's what this is. Hidden because, well, it's so juvenile it embarrasses even me. Blame BBeck. posted by Ace at 12:58 AM
CommentsHappy Friday. Posted by: Uncle Jefe on July 29, 2005 01:05 AM
That is utterly childish and brutal. Ouch. hah Posted by: Greg on July 29, 2005 01:20 AM
Actually, I think the slogan's funny enough on its own. The fat joke kind of distracts. Imagine it straight: But we've got "Oliver Willis." Posted by: Alex on July 29, 2005 01:52 AM
You know what that donkey needs? A cape. Think about the 1975 Elvis, and you'll be right on target. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 29, 2005 08:04 AM
So utterly wrong, and yet, so udderly accurate. Posted by: Confederate Yankee on July 29, 2005 08:55 AM
Extreme juvenileness in the face of that retard is no vice. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on July 29, 2005 09:06 AM
I'm a little disappointed that the punctation got fixed in the parody. Consistency, people! Posted by: tachyonshuggy on July 29, 2005 10:06 AM
OK, I'm surprised someone hasn't already done this one: The Dem brand with the words: Posted by: Former Hostage on July 29, 2005 10:36 AM
The family that brays together... Posted by: tom scott on July 29, 2005 11:21 AM
Gob-smackingly vile. (Sorry, someone had to say it.) Posted by: ted on July 29, 2005 12:44 PM
Imagine it straight: But we've got "Oliver Willis." Yeah, I thought about that, Alex, but hey, sometimes when you see the shot you just HAVE to take it. Later, Posted by: bbeck on July 29, 2005 02:32 PM
The hell with Oliver anyway. Posted by: SGT Dan on July 29, 2005 05:14 PM
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Elric the Blade says he's no longer sure that Trump will have the right to appeal in the NY fraud case:
Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right. But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does. I think even if Trump doesn't have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule. I don't think they'll take the appeal. Judges are lazy and cowardly and will duck any hot potato case they can. These judges are also liberal hacks, and do not want to deliver Trump a full victory.
FBI raids home of John Bolton, former Trump national security advisor "The probe is eyeing multiple instances of the use of classified documents in leaks to news media. NBC reported that the investigation into Bolton began during the Biden administration, but did not go further before President Joe Biden left office in January." [CBD]
Money Wired to Mexico Hits a Decade Low as US Immigration Policies Take Hold
Now bump the fee to 10%, and mandate proof of legal residence for all money transfers out of the United States [CBD] ![]()
"As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine. "Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied."
Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD]
Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded?
I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).
Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds
I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?
Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition
Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket At least the thing still runs This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget Whose suicide you're on. Also: You wax poetic about things pathetic As long as you look so cute Believe these hills are starting to roll Believe these stars are starting to shoot ![]()
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Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine
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