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July 29, 2005

I Have Nothing To Do With This

This is just childish, that's what this is.

Hidden because, well, it's so juvenile it embarrasses even me.


Dem.jpg

Blame BBeck.

posted by Ace at 12:58 AM
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Happy Friday.
You ought to have that ass carrying a McDonald's bag in its mouth...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on July 29, 2005 01:05 AM

That is utterly childish and brutal. Ouch. hah

Posted by: Greg on July 29, 2005 01:20 AM

Actually, I think the slogan's funny enough on its own. The fat joke kind of distracts. Imagine it straight: But we've got "Oliver Willis."

Posted by: Alex on July 29, 2005 01:52 AM

You know what that donkey needs? A cape. Think about the 1975 Elvis, and you'll be right on target.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 29, 2005 08:04 AM

So utterly wrong, and yet, so udderly accurate.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee on July 29, 2005 08:55 AM

Extreme juvenileness in the face of that retard is no vice.

Posted by: Russell Wardlow on July 29, 2005 09:06 AM

I'm a little disappointed that the punctation got fixed in the parody.

Consistency, people!

Posted by: tachyonshuggy on July 29, 2005 10:06 AM

OK, I'm surprised someone hasn't already done this one:

The Dem brand with the words:
"Proud to be an Ass!" or
"Once an ass, ALWAYS an ass!"
"Ass. The othe white meat

Posted by: Former Hostage on July 29, 2005 10:36 AM

The family that brays together...

Posted by: tom scott on July 29, 2005 11:21 AM

Gob-smackingly vile. (Sorry, someone had to say it.)

Posted by: ted on July 29, 2005 12:44 PM

Imagine it straight: But we've got "Oliver Willis."

Yeah, I thought about that, Alex, but hey, sometimes when you see the shot you just HAVE to take it.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on July 29, 2005 02:32 PM

The hell with Oliver anyway.

Posted by: SGT Dan on July 29, 2005 05:14 PM
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