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July 28, 2005
War Is Bad, And To Prove It, We're Going To Show Our Breasts And PudsUmmm, before you click on this, be aware it's 1, nudity (full frontal as regards dudes) and 2, it's not the sort of nudity you want to see. Seriously. You know how we might kneejerkedly carp that naked-demonstration chicks are ugly, sort of ignoring the couple of cute PETA chicks who are actually kind of hot? Well, there aren't any cute PETA chicks here. I have no idea what any of this proves, except maybe that not all transexuals are six foot tall and slender. The commeter called this a form of "visual rape," which I thought was over the top, until I saw the bearded 300 pound transexual with breasts somewhere between man-titties and Janice Dickenson and the 60 year old dude with testicles the approximate shape and size of bean-bag furniture. They set out to shock the straights... well played, anti-war lunatics. Very well played. Thanks, of a sort, to Guy, via LGF. posted by Ace at 08:27 PM
CommentsBelieve you me, I lived there for seven years, and that was comparitively tame. Ugggggghhh. Posted by: Sean M. on July 28, 2005 08:59 PM
Oh man!! Now I am going to need therapy for the next 25 years because of those images. Posted by: Craig Lueschow on July 28, 2005 09:02 PM
That'll put me off my feed for a week. I still prefer the picture of Ace in the fur coat. Posted by: Silk on July 28, 2005 10:09 PM
hell, war ain't that bad. Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 28, 2005 10:27 PM
Wait, wait, wait... How in the hell does one 'inflate the scrotum'? and, why? That's something that would make a Yanamamo crindge Posted by: dryheaving on July 28, 2005 10:30 PM
I have avoided seeing that hippie monstrostity all day, but I finally gave up and clicked. My eyes then proceeded to commit suicide. I, too, would like to know why one would inflate the scrotum. WHY?!? Posted by: Stormy70 on July 28, 2005 10:45 PM
NOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHH...pant.... (whimper) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH *Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo NO no NO no NOno NO nonono* *pant pant pant* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Posted by: lauraw on July 28, 2005 11:00 PM
For the love of...whatever the fuck you love WHY WHY WHY?!?! Posted by: lauraw on July 28, 2005 11:23 PM
Hwarf hullgh HWOOOLLF The gore of war is better looking than naked hippies. Posted by: lauraw on July 28, 2005 11:26 PM
well, after reading the comments I am very glad I didn't click the link. Cuz I totally trust lauraw's opinion. And I don't EVEN want to know what the inflated scrotum thing was about. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 28, 2005 11:33 PM
But, really. how does one inflate their damn scrotum!!!!
Posted by: stilldryheaving on July 28, 2005 11:33 PM
curiousity doesn't get you killed, it gets you "visually raped" Posted by: canuck on July 28, 2005 11:35 PM
RWS, there was this chick...(hooolllve!) and...and then...this guyaaaggh (BWAAAARFFFFFF) PANT PANT PANT PANT I'll tell ya...later Posted by: lauraw on July 28, 2005 11:39 PM
ok.....how gigantic were that one woman's nipples. i've never been so happy to be gay. bj Posted by: the virginia wolf on July 29, 2005 12:07 AM
I'm calling a personal injury lawyer. Posted by: ted on July 29, 2005 12:07 AM
I thought the idea of protests like this were to get people to be on YOUR side. Geez, these folks just lost a bunch of college kids who don't know any better. They took one look and said, "Say, why don't we just hit the quad and grab some sun? Perhaps its rays will BURN OUR RETINAS!". Posted by: Squatch on July 29, 2005 12:07 AM
Word has it that Karl Rove’s next nefarious plan is to induce these maroons to stage campaign parades for targeted officials on Karl’s list of enemies. Posted by: Terry on July 29, 2005 12:18 AM
dissent of patchouli was in the air. . . Posted by: tachyonshyggy on July 29, 2005 12:26 AM
Did anyone see the Frontpage article yesterday titled 'The Ugly Left'? Posted by: Uncle Jefe on July 29, 2005 12:33 AM
Wow, I live like 5 blocks from the parade route. If only I had gone out for lunch yesterday ... actualy, nnnooo ... it's better I didn't. Posted by: Knemon on July 29, 2005 12:39 AM
Oh, the humanity! Posted by: CraigC on July 29, 2005 12:45 AM
And BTW, not with your dick, Ace. Argh. Posted by: CraigC on July 29, 2005 12:46 AM
Hey Knemon- Posted by: Uncle Jefe on July 29, 2005 12:54 AM
If they put just a little effort into research, they could probably get that display funded as an artistic rendering of their deepest emotional connections to American political life. Art is beauty. Thus they are beautiful. ::sigh:: Posted by: Tom on July 29, 2005 12:59 AM
Surfed around the rest of the sites pics - this stuff is effing 100% pure political GOLD. If this gets wider play country wide, its a slam dunk another moonbat dem will never see the whitehouse during my lifetime. These moonbats need to be nurtured, cultivated, and indeed modestly and annonymously encouraged. They're a conservative secret weapon the like of which hasn't been seen in many many decades. Posted by: tony on July 29, 2005 01:19 AM
UJ - oh, I don't know, it's not so bad. Don't plan on staying after I get my degree, but you never know ... Posted by: Knemon on July 29, 2005 01:49 AM
The women protesters appear to be suffering from mad cow disease. Posted by: Redhand on July 29, 2005 07:25 AM
For the love of all that's holy! I read Ace's warning and the comments first, and I still had to look...uhhh! BTW, the scrotum can be temporarily "inflated" with a vacuum pump aparatus much like that used for penis pumping except the cylinder is much larger. Google it. Don't ask me how I know. Posted by: Lee on July 29, 2005 07:28 AM
Well, I've scorched my eyeballs with borox, so it's safe to say I'll never be seeing images like those ever again. But does anyone know how to get the mental afterimage out of your head? If nothing else works, I'll have to just kill myself. Thanks, Ace, you bastard. Posted by: Phinn on July 29, 2005 08:33 AM
I say this as someone who is generally in favor of unholstered female assets of whatever size, shape, and morphology; and who believes that the female form possesses a certain innate loveliness which neither injury nor age can fully erase; and though my Calvinist upbringing prohibits me from going about naked, I certainly have no a priori problem with other people doing so in the appropriate time and place. All that being said, I almost honked on my keyboard, ace. You oughta put up some big red flashing 72-point warning to the effect that this egregious display of excess adipose and pale flab could render the viewer blind and possibly impotent. Nasty, that's what that was. Nasty. I must now go wash my eyeballs with Clorox. Posted by: Monty on July 29, 2005 08:36 AM
Wow. I've read all of these comments, I know how dangerous it is, and yet I'm still tempted to click on the link. Now I have more sympathy with the people in horror movies. Specifically the ones who hear a sound suspiciously like an axe sinking into a human skull, so they decide to "investigate" by going into the basement unarmed and without a flashlight. Posted by: Pompous on July 29, 2005 08:40 AM
Ladies, This is like the anti-viagra. Posted by: Lipstick on July 29, 2005 08:43 AM
Do they use these images as aversion therapy for sex offenders? And these people have the nerve to protest us allegedly forcing Gitmo prisoners to look at attractive women? This was WAY worse than anything we have ever done to any military prisoner anywhere. Posted by: Scot on July 29, 2005 08:55 AM
BTW, when you said Brests and Puds, I didn't know you meant AT THE SAME EFF'ING TIME!!!! Posted by: Scot on July 29, 2005 08:56 AM
inflated scrot? *shudders, recalling the horror* When Vasectomies Go Bad Doc: Uh-oh. me: what do you mean "uh-oh"? Don't be sayin "uh-oh". Doc: I lost the end of the vesicle. me: and?!? Doc: I'm gonna have to go dig around for it. me: well, ok, I mean, you gave me the anesthetic. Remember, you called it a little "bee sting" (you bastard). I can't feel anything. Doc: Yes, but you will experience surgically induced trauma. me: what's that mean to me, uh, exactly? Doc: you're gonna swell up like a grapefruit. me: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! He said it was a one in a thousand occurrence. Lucky me. Posted by: Dave in the Doctor's Office on July 29, 2005 09:15 AM
Dave, ROFLMAO! P.S. I'm laughing *with* you, not *at* your suffering (I think) :) Posted by: BrewFan on July 29, 2005 09:27 AM
See this for picture and info on the scrotum inflater: http://www.zombietime.com/churchill_in_bay_area/churchill_sf_anarchist_bookfair_march_26_2005/ I know that the San Francisco area is beautiful and all, with a nice climate, but jeez, I could never coexist with such freaks. Posted by: stace on July 29, 2005 10:26 AM
These photo's add a whole new meaning to PTSD in this Vietnam Veteran, matter of fact it helped. Spent an hour on the floor laughing my bum off...Gave me a better understanding on gravity as well... Posted by: Dustyvet on July 29, 2005 10:48 AM
No problem Brew - plenty of guys got a good laugh *with* me over it, including my boss when I called him on Monday morning to tell him why I couldn't come in to work (had it on a Fri). He had one 6 months earlier, and he didn't believe me. Didn't help when my two year old took a flying leap at my lap while I was napping on the couch the day before. When the doc gave me the first shot in one of the twins (righty, if I recall), my leg jerked and I kicked over the tray with the instruments. He got all pissed off, yelling that "those were sterile, now I've got to go get a whole nuther set"! You can imagine I'm sure how uncomfortable it is to have a guy who's mad at you cutting on your balls. Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 29, 2005 11:03 AM
To make up for this, how about some Mallory? If you need further motivation, the Commerce Dept. figures show the economy grew at 3.4% last quarter. Seriously, Mallory. Or something to cleanse the eyes. Posted by: brak on July 29, 2005 11:07 AM
Holy mother of god! The dude/dudette with the enormous breasts fits into its own specific category of horror and the woman who is looking straight but her right nipple is staring straight at me to the right scared the shit out of me. I mean I got up from the computer and no matter where I walked in my office that huge nipple was glaring at me. It is Seared I tell you Seared into my memory. Ace your warning was too timid. That freakshow left straight from the circus. Posted by: Lanceredstaterant on July 29, 2005 11:17 AM
Why would you do that to me, Ace? *sob* Posted by: J on July 29, 2005 11:33 AM
As Keanu Reeves would say, "Whoa!" Posted by: Karl Maher on July 29, 2005 11:36 AM
This is what I'm telling you folks! I refrained from sending this to my boyfriend because I want him functioning this weekend. To you guys who have seen these photos, well, think you can look at a boobie in the same way as before? Or will there always be a hideous memory snaking around in the back of your mind? hehhehheh... Oh wait, there was that horrible scrotum guy too. Damn!!! Damn you Berkeley bastards!!!
Posted by: Lipstick on July 29, 2005 12:44 PM
Ahem.... is this thing on? Ahem... Everybody talking about All we are saying, is give clothes a chance! Posted by: Chrees on July 29, 2005 01:08 PM
Perfect recruiting poster for the marines: The standard picture of the marine in his dress blues with a sword at shoulder rest next to anyone of the pictures from this moron convention. Quote underneath: "Who would you rather join?" Posted by: kbiel on July 29, 2005 01:24 PM
The answer is definitely not blowin' in the wind for that crew. Posted by: Michael on July 29, 2005 01:57 PM
Isn't this a great country? Here we are at a critical moment in history, when the future of civilization is being decided, and these idiots thing that this is a substitute for serious debate? Wow! Hey, dummy, keep up the good work. (God know nothing else is staying up.): 1) Maybe this we become popular enough that some attractive people will join. Then you can raise money selling "Protest Chicks Gone Wild" videos. There's a difference between ignorance and stupidity: ignorance is curable. Posted by: kevino on July 29, 2005 03:04 PM
Umm, ok, that's just about the most awful thing I have ever seen. Posted by: Tiglath on July 29, 2005 03:19 PM
Have you noticed that Republicans never protest naked? Well, we hardly protest to begin with, but even so...you never see "Support Our Troops" rally with a bunch of naked rightwingers. I think on the average we would look a hell of alot better naked. Maybe we should try it. Ace, you go first. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 29, 2005 04:44 PM
Well, thanks a lot. Inflated scrotum? Dude/dudette? Oh, the humanity! After viewing this monstrosity I 'enjoyed' a technicolor yawn. Now I just feel used and empty. Posted by: cranky on July 29, 2005 10:30 PM
What country do these pictures come from? Posted by: Ian on July 30, 2005 02:59 AM
For all their judicial activism, liberals have not had any effect whatsoever on the law of gravity, at least. As for not showing it to the menfolks lest it render them impotent, I dunno... I may show my husband because I'm going to look DAMN good by comparison. I may be nearly 37, but I'm a real hottie compared to this lot. As it turns out, liberals ARE good for people's self esteem. Who knew?? Posted by: Laura C on July 30, 2005 05:51 PM
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