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July 28, 2005

Old, Dated, But, On The Other Hand, Very Geeky

I could have sworn at some point I saw a Cthulhu parody of the Brand Dem thing. Maybe I just imagined it; Google can't seem to find it.

I did stumble across this site, for Cthulhu For President (in '04). He ran, I'm informed, as the nominee of the "Elder Party."

So geeky that the webspace was provided by Chaosium, the guys who do the Cthulhu RPG.

Not really laugh-out-loud funny but kind of amusing in that "oh yeah, I remember the tcho-tcho" sort of way.



posted by Ace at 02:25 PM
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Chaosium has been doing "Cthulhu for President" since 1984. "This time, why vote for the lesser evil?" Fun stuff.

Posted by: Il Padrino on July 28, 2005 02:53 PM

Awww, Ace, you know how much I dig Cthulhu-- you shouldn't have!

You're too kind.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. As long as we're digging up classic Chthulhu links, ya can't miss with Lego Cthulhu.

It's right up there with Lego A-Team.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 28, 2005 03:36 PM

I coulda sworn this was the blog where I first heard about Hello Cthulhu, but I guess not.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on July 28, 2005 03:45 PM

Well I did link that at some point.

Posted by: ace on July 28, 2005 03:51 PM

There was a funny Cthulhu parody of a Jack Chick tract out there, but the bastards at Chick Publications forced the author to take it down because of copyright infringement.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on July 28, 2005 11:20 PM

For some odd reason, I was really fond of the Cthulhu for President stuff -- lawn signs, t-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons...

Posted by: cthulhu on July 29, 2005 12:14 AM
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