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July 28, 2005

Brand Coldcuts

Content warning.


When I want your opinion,
I'll write down what I think it should be on my cock
and stick it up your ass for you.

Since 2004

And...

George's take:

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posted by Ace at 02:39 PM
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Quite the vulgarian today, huh?

I like it!

Posted by: Phinn on July 28, 2005 02:45 PM

JC!!!!!!!

The. Greatest. Blog. Character. Ever.

Thanks for the visit.

Posted by: Jack M. on July 28, 2005 03:01 PM

more JC please, ratfucker!!!

Posted by: canuck on July 28, 2005 03:09 PM

It's "dirty ratfucker" to you, you fuckin canadian! :P

WELCOME BACK JC!

Posted by: fat kid on July 28, 2005 03:31 PM

I swear nobody has seen this post - 5 comments (and I've got two of them?) - WTF

Posted by: fat kid on July 28, 2005 07:19 PM

I could swear that I recognize Johnny Coldcuts from somewhere, but it escapes me.

Jesus, I should've copyrighted that thing.

Posted by: skippystalin on July 28, 2005 07:49 PM

The Democratic Party:

If you are looking for a place to shove your head,
we're the ass for you.

Since 1794

Posted by: Glen on July 28, 2005 10:17 PM
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