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Mash-Ups: FDR, Clinton, and Tom Jones, With Special Guest Star Captain KirkThese are the pick of the litter: FDR explains there's nothing to fear but KHAAAAAAN!!! Clinton's going to say this one time: he did not have sexual relations with KHAAAAAN!!! Tom Jones wants to know what's new, KHAAAAAN!!?? European technofag disco KHAAAAN!!! Thanks to LK, who notes, sadly, there's not a one with Paul Anka threatening to bring in KHAAAAAAN!!! to ride your asses. Gettin' Dave Off My Tits Update: More of these sorts of sound-loops, with lots of Darth Vader, and some vagina. posted by Ace at 01:44 PM
Comments*Whistling* Glad to have you back, pal. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 27, 2005 02:07 PM
But of course there would be one featuring the Deanminator Posted by: The Ugly American on July 27, 2005 02:11 PM
BTW, KHAAAN! is a classic, but I'm increasingly partial to all the Darth Vader variations on the theme. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 27, 2005 02:22 PM
what does "YTMND" stand for? Posted by: ace on July 27, 2005 05:28 PM
"You're the man now, dog." It started as a loop from a dumb movie where Sean Connery says that. People started doing sites in the same style, so the guy made a site to collect them. Posted by: Than on July 27, 2005 05:36 PM
The orginal: Posted by: brak on July 27, 2005 05:46 PM
If you're a fan of both Office Space and Wrath of Khan, well, just click here. Posted by: Sean M. on July 27, 2005 06:13 PM
Dave...Dave. He is only using you. I am the one who really loves you. ;-) Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 27, 2005 07:36 PM
Man, that site kicks @$$. This one has got to be my favorite: http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/ **Contains spoilers for the new Harry Potter book. Don't click if you care about that at all.** Posted by: Azrael on July 27, 2005 11:15 PM
RWS-- you're a peach. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 28, 2005 03:38 PM
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Update: Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men
Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief.
Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one.
Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948." Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul."
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