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July 27, 2005

Mash-Ups: FDR, Clinton, and Tom Jones, With Special Guest Star Captain Kirk

A bunch of them here.

These are the pick of the litter:

FDR explains there's nothing to fear but KHAAAAAAN!!!

Clinton's going to say this one time: he did not have sexual relations with KHAAAAAN!!!

Tom Jones wants to know what's new, KHAAAAAN!!??

European technofag disco KHAAAAN!!!

Thanks to LK, who notes, sadly, there's not a one with Paul Anka threatening to bring in KHAAAAAAN!!! to ride your asses.

Gettin' Dave Off My Tits Update: More of these sorts of sound-loops, with lots of Darth Vader, and some vagina.


posted by Ace at 01:44 PM
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*Whistling*

Glad to have you back, pal.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 27, 2005 02:07 PM

But of course there would be one featuring the Deanminator

Posted by: The Ugly American on July 27, 2005 02:11 PM

BTW, KHAAAN! is a classic, but I'm increasingly partial to all the Darth Vader variations on the theme.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 27, 2005 02:22 PM

what does "YTMND" stand for?

Posted by: ace on July 27, 2005 05:28 PM

"You're the man now, dog." It started as a loop from a dumb movie where Sean Connery says that. People started doing sites in the same style, so the guy made a site to collect them.

Posted by: Than on July 27, 2005 05:36 PM

The orginal:

You're the man now, dog!

Posted by: brak on July 27, 2005 05:46 PM

If you're a fan of both Office Space and Wrath of Khan, well, just click here.

Posted by: Sean M. on July 27, 2005 06:13 PM

Dave...Dave. He is only using you.

I am the one who really loves you.

;-)

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 27, 2005 07:36 PM

Man, that site kicks @$$. This one has got to be my favorite: http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/ **Contains spoilers for the new Harry Potter book. Don't click if you care about that at all.**

Posted by: Azrael on July 27, 2005 11:15 PM

RWS-- you're a peach.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 28, 2005 03:38 PM
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