haha "thank you but no...", that is funny even if in a sick ph00ked up way

ACE -- Now, now children paly nice...

Occasionally I play net-nanny and ask commenters to be restrained in their rhetoric. I guess I will do so again.

Please refrain from nasty homophobic attacks, racist attacks on Muslims (please differentiate between Islamofascists and just plain Muslims), suggesting that "maybe Hitler went after the wrong people," suggesting that liberals (as opposed to liberalISM) be "eradicated," etc.

Comments like that make this site, and the entire conservative movement, look pretty bad. They reflect poorly on me and don't do much to convince moderates to side with us.

And, if we're busily patrolling the Kosmonauts for their unhinged and nasty rhetoric, it's a bit hypocritical to engage in it ourselves.

So... you can make your points in less heated and hateful terms, and it's both more polite and politic to do so as well.

Give me a break, dude.

Perhaps someone was simply trying to thank him for their gigantic herbally-enhanced internet penis, and things just got out of hand.

I'm thinking he would still be with us had he gotten one of those mortgages with the low low low low interest rates and moved to the country.

P.S. - 72, this is just like TV, if you don't like the channel, change it.

Would have been more appropriate if he'd been found with every orifice stuffed full of Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.

Nikita Krushchev once credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. ''Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army,'' he said.

"He died after suffering repeated blows to the head."

Sounds like a suicide to me.

ACE - Just being a dick.

Would you like to add 2 or 3 inches to it?

Great line! Since its Bob Doles maybe I'll just give it back, and I don't need bigger breasts either.

"Okay, I'm not endorsing vigilante murder against society's pests and parasites."

Why not?

rcl

A Viking blood eagle would have been a lot classier and more memorable...

...but I'll take what I can get.

Damn, I love real life. You can't make this shit up.

"He died after suffering repeated blows to the head."

Wow. And I thought my company had some strict anti-spam measures, but this is truly impressive.

They caught the murderer. Some Norton McAfee guy.

What do you call a murdered spammer? A good start.

You see a werewolf, a spammer, and a vampire, but you only have two bullets - what do you do? Answer: shoot the spammer twice.

No, I don't know any lawyer jokes. Why do you ask?