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July 25, 2005
Spammer Sent To KillfileRussia's biggest spammer murdered in his apartment. Initial reports say there was a knife stuck through his forehead inscribed "Thank you but no, I'm quite happy with the size of my penis and/or breasts." But seriously: Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head. Medical technicians arrived on the scene and immediately pronounced him "404: An unexpected error has occurred. Please make sure your URL is correct or try pushing your refresh button." I've got a lot of these jokes. Not a one of them is any damn good, but I've got a lot. Okay, I'm not endorsing vigilante murder against society's pests and parasites. But then again: That's what I call justice. Ace of Spades Justice. Thanks to NickS. posted by Ace at 03:11 PM
Commentshaha "thank you but no...", that is funny even if in a sick ph00ked up way Posted by: sid crawford on July 25, 2005 03:16 PM
ACE -- Now, now children paly nice... Occasionally I play net-nanny and ask commenters to be restrained in their rhetoric. I guess I will do so again. Please refrain from nasty homophobic attacks, racist attacks on Muslims (please differentiate between Islamofascists and just plain Muslims), suggesting that "maybe Hitler went after the wrong people," suggesting that liberals (as opposed to liberalISM) be "eradicated," etc. Comments like that make this site, and the entire conservative movement, look pretty bad. They reflect poorly on me and don't do much to convince moderates to side with us. And, if we're busily patrolling the Kosmonauts for their unhinged and nasty rhetoric, it's a bit hypocritical to engage in it ourselves. So... you can make your points in less heated and hateful terms, and it's both more polite and politic to do so as well. Posted by: 72 VRIGINS on July 25, 2005 03:53 PM
Give me a break, dude. Posted by: ace on July 25, 2005 03:55 PM
Perhaps someone was simply trying to thank him for their gigantic herbally-enhanced internet penis, and things just got out of hand. Posted by: apotheosis on July 25, 2005 04:06 PM
I'm thinking he would still be with us had he gotten one of those mortgages with the low low low low interest rates and moved to the country. Posted by: BrewFan on July 25, 2005 04:10 PM
P.S. - 72, this is just like TV, if you don't like the channel, change it. Posted by: BrewFan on July 25, 2005 04:13 PM
Would have been more appropriate if he'd been found with every orifice stuffed full of Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added. Nikita Krushchev once credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. ''Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army,'' he said. Posted by: compos mentis on July 25, 2005 04:17 PM
"He died after suffering repeated blows to the head." Sounds like a suicide to me. Posted by: Raoul Ortega on July 25, 2005 05:37 PM
ACE - Just being a dick. Posted by: 72VIRGINS on July 25, 2005 06:26 PM
Would you like to add 2 or 3 inches to it? Posted by: SkyWatch on July 25, 2005 06:59 PM
Great line! Since its Bob Doles maybe I'll just give it back, and I don't need bigger breasts either. Posted by: 72 Dicks on July 25, 2005 07:08 PM
"Okay, I'm not endorsing vigilante murder against society's pests and parasites." Why not? rcl Posted by: rcl on July 25, 2005 08:30 PM
A Viking blood eagle would have been a lot classier and more memorable... ...but I'll take what I can get. Posted by: tony on July 25, 2005 08:42 PM
Damn, I love real life. You can't make this shit up. Posted by: CraigC on July 26, 2005 02:44 AM
"He died after suffering repeated blows to the head." Wow. And I thought my company had some strict anti-spam measures, but this is truly impressive. Posted by: OregonMuse on July 26, 2005 10:09 AM
They caught the murderer. Some Norton McAfee guy. Posted by: lauraw on July 26, 2005 11:12 AM
What do you call a murdered spammer? A good start. You see a werewolf, a spammer, and a vampire, but you only have two bullets - what do you do? Answer: shoot the spammer twice. No, I don't know any lawyer jokes. Why do you ask? Posted by: Les Jones on July 26, 2005 03:00 PM
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Low-T High-Calorie Potato Brian Stelter: "Matthew Dowd is no longer an MSNBC political analyst, according to a network source."
Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions."
Trump speaks about the "heinous assassination" of Charlie Kirk, notes the left relentlessly demonized him until they radicalized an assassin to kill him
"For years, the radical left has compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to NAZlS... this type of language is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the terrorism we're seeing in our country today.
Argentinian PM Javier Millei: "The left is always, at all times and places, a violent phenomenon full of hatred."
I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force.
Update: Kash Patel says the person of interest has been interrogated and then released. Wrong guy, I guess.
But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled.
Karol Sheinin: I can confirm the person of interest questioned by the FBI is Zachariah Ahmed Qureshi.
If this is the guy -- apparently he also interned at Heritage. Update: Source says he's been released? Wrong guy?
Fat-F*ck Pritzker blames Trump's rhetoric for the ramp up of political violence! May he rot in hell! [CBD]
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Broward County Officials Accused of Adding Over 100,000 Ineligible Voters to the Rolls It is too soon to know how it happened, but...Republicans are watching! And that is how it is done. [CBD]
Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump from firing Federal Reserve Gov Lisa Cook With absolutely nonsensical reasoning, but you already knew that. [CBD]
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James Varney: Reflecting on Hurricane Katrina twenty years later, and the partisan uses Democrats found for it
There was fear aplenty. But the truth is, a lot of the panic Americans saw on television was performative. The throngs of people along Convention Center Boulevard sat patiently in the broiling weather, five or six deep in folding chairs on the sidewalk, waiting for something, someone, to arrive. Then, a television crew or photographer would show up, and people would pour into the street, falling on their knees, screaming and gesticulating to the camera. It was an awful situation, obviously, but when the camera wasn't on them, it was remarkable how patient and orderly everyone was.
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: the most repetitive but catchy earworm of the eighties?
Sometimes, I find you doubt my love for you but I don't mind Why should I mind? Why should I mind? It's hard to quote the song while avoiding quoting from the endlessly-repeated chorus. Wait, my mistake, his other hit from 1985 was the most repetitive new wave hit of the 80s.
David French Is Aggressively and Persistently Dishonorable, But Fortunately He's Also Really Bad At It
Here's a solid beating of the execrable French! [CBD]
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I guess yesterday's Starship test flight was cancelled. They're counting down to another launch, NOW. Lift-off!
The "hip" gray corporate slop era of Cracker Barrel is put on hold (supposedly):
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Elric the Blade says he's no longer sure that Trump will have the right to appeal in the NY fraud case:
Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right. But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does. I think even if Trump doesn't have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule. I don't think they'll take the appeal. Judges are lazy and cowardly and will duck any hot potato case they can. These judges are also liberal hacks, and do not want to deliver Trump a full victory.
FBI raids home of John Bolton, former Trump national security advisor "The probe is eyeing multiple instances of the use of classified documents in leaks to news media. NBC reported that the investigation into Bolton began during the Biden administration, but did not go further before President Joe Biden left office in January." [CBD]
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