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The Island UpdateAnonymous comments that The Island, as much as it swipes from Logan's Run, actually swipes a lot more from a B-grade film called Parts: The Clonus Horror, featuring a nearly identical premise and plotline. That film seems to have swiped from LR too, but The Island may have come a little too close for comfort. The producers of that movie -- apparently chiefly remembered now for being ripped on Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- are contemplating legal action against The Island, including a federal injunction against its further exhibition or distribution. Eh, they'll get paid off a little bit. Word to the wise: Guys, don't take "net points" in the movie. Gross points, gross points, gross points. Loose shit: Yeah, I got net and gross points backwards. Eeesh. I really did know the difference. Brainfart. posted by Ace at 02:45 PM
CommentsWord to the wise: Guys, don't take "gross points" in the movie. Net points, net points, net points. Uh, isn't it the other way around? Posted by: Alex on July 25, 2005 03:09 PM
I think you've got it backwards -- gross points might mean something; net points are equivalent to bupkis. Posted by: Phinn on July 25, 2005 03:09 PM
uhhhh... yeah. My bad. Posted by: ace on July 25, 2005 03:15 PM
Did anybody ever see a story on The Truman Show? A New York Public Library worker had written and produced a few off-off-off Broadway plays, and even invited some Hollywood producer to come see one (he was a friend of a friend, or somethig like that). He never knew if the Hollywood guy actually showed up or not. Anyway, the gist of the zero-budget play was that a man had been adopted at birth for the purpose of being put on a TV show, but -- get this -- the guy didn't know he was on TV! His whole life was a TV show, and he didn't even know it! The only original part of the Truman Show, apparently, was that in the play, the TV show was a loser, on the verge of being cancelled, but in the movie, it was the biggest hit. If the writer of that play can't win an infringement suit, then the Clonus guy doesn't stand a chance. Posted by: Phinn on July 25, 2005 03:18 PM
There was even a ripoff of that movie..Ed TV or something like that Posted by: brak on July 25, 2005 03:40 PM
Man, I'm going to have to beak out my copy of the MST3K episode where they did "Parts: The Clonus Horror"! Posted by: Jimmie on July 25, 2005 05:42 PM
Yes! Th MST3K of PArts: The Clonus Horror is one of their finer ones. "I am confused!" Posted by: jpok on July 25, 2005 08:25 PM
Shouldn't the fact that a movie made it onto MST3K be a pretty good red flag against ripping it off? No wonder hollywood is in a slump - they keep crapping out material like this, loathe though I am to come down too hard on any movie with the lovely Ms. Johansson in it. Posted by: Tim Higgins on July 25, 2005 09:59 PM
Ace.... you've got to stop working on ORIGINAL screenplays and start devoting some serious time to plagiarising work already done! Posted by: Anita on July 26, 2005 12:56 AM
I've been trying to tell people this for weeks but so few of my acquaintances are appreciators of MST3K. If 'Parts: The Clonus Horror' were made with 10x the budget and some major sexy stars, there would have been no way to make 'The Island' without securing the rights to a semi-remake in advance. So when do we see the big budget copy of 'Catalina Caper?' The 'Logan's Run' similarity is extremely strained. The only aspect is that the people in both stories are misled to believe in a false hope of a future beyond this current lives. Both can be considered variants of Eloi & Morlocks relationship, so neither can really call dibs. Posted by: epobirs on July 26, 2005 04:59 AM
I'm just waiting for a remake of "Manos: The Hands of Fate." Worst. Posted by: Knemon on July 26, 2005 10:40 PM
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