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July 23, 2005

If You're A Fan Of The Office...

Lisa Kudrow's new fake-reality-tv-show-about-the-making-of-a-bad-sitcom on HBO -- "The Comeback," about a fairly minor actress from a forgotten sitcom "coming back" older and less in-demand in a bit role on new, awful show -- is pretty funny. She's basically a female David Brent, and has lifted a lot of the cringey sneaky humor from that show. It's much closer to an American version of The Office than the actual American version of The Office.

It's funny, embarassing, and sadly pathetic by turns (sometimes all three at once). Not laugh out loud hilarious, but frequently chuckleworthy, and, just like David Brent, there's so much pathos here you can't help but feel sympathy for her, even though she's a self-absorbed, self-promoting halfwit. Brent-like, she's always awkwardly aware the camera is watching her, and frequently makes absurdly self-serving speeches to the camera.

Kind of funny to hear her keep insisting that what reality tv viewers want to see is "dignity," and how much "dignity" she exemplifies.

It'll do until the new season of Arrested Development.

Oh, and it co-stars Sarah Silverman's little sister, who's pretty cute, but doesn't look or sound much like her sister. She's usually behind the camera though (she's the director of the reality tv show), so you actually don't get to see her all that frequently.

PS: Lisa Kudrow, it turns out, is pretty smart. She was a science major in college -- molecular biology or something like that -- and she's the co-creator and co-writer of the show. Usually I would just call that credit-grubbing by a star, but I figure the credit is legit here.


posted by Ace at 04:47 PM
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She can't be that smart. She's married to a, ahem, frenchman.

Posted by: on July 23, 2005 05:29 PM

I remember an interview where she said that she kind of fell into acting. She had always thought that actors were kind of dumb and flakey.

Posted by: lauraw on July 23, 2005 05:36 PM

Where would she get that idea?

And marrying a Frenchman doesn't necessarily make her dumb. John Malkovich lives in France, and he threatens to punch people out when they start bad-mouthing America.

Was that him who threatened to crack someone in the jaw or someone else? Well, it was somebody. I know Malkovich at least tells people they're full of shit when they slam America.

Posted by: ace on July 23, 2005 05:39 PM

Her dad's a neurologist and a world-renowned expert on migraine. I knew about him before ever hearing about her.
In any case, she has a very intelligent man for a father and may have inherited a nice IQ.

Posted by: Donnah on July 23, 2005 07:06 PM

She also stated she was a virgin on her wedding night. I remember reading an interview where she said (I paraphrase) that she thought her virginity was precious and she didn't just want to give it away. Wasn't she in her early thirties when she was married? She's smart, pretty, talented, and has self control and self respect to boot. What a rare bird she is in Hollyweird.

Posted by: SheriJo on July 23, 2005 07:43 PM

When are Arrested Development Season 2 DVDs coming out?

Posted by: Greg on July 23, 2005 08:23 PM

I stand corrected: If what you say is true, I love John Malkovich. I'll ignore the fact that Depp also lives in France and, as you know, a total asshat.

Posted by: on July 23, 2005 09:14 PM

Coincidentally, her "Phoebe" character was pretty much the only one on that horrid show whom I vaguely liked. Only reason I sat through all of half a dozen episodes over the years.

Posted by: Megan on July 23, 2005 09:21 PM

She's still not going to read your script.

Posted by: someone on July 23, 2005 09:21 PM

Not laugh out loud hilarious, but frequently chuckleworthy, and, just like David Brent, there's so much pathos here you can't help but feel sympathy for her, even though she's a self-absorbed, self-promoting halfwit.

Or Major Frank Burns, as played by the great (and horribly undernoticed, underrated) Larry Linville on M*A*S*H from '72 to '77. Is there anyone else here who found his comedy on the early years of the show as excellent as Alda's and Stevenson's? I still seek out reruns of those episodes, which unfortunately have been getting hard to find again on good ol' free TV (I should probably just spring the bucks for the bloomin' DVD sets).

And an additional note re Kudrow... I recall a few years ago when semi-conservative, semi-libertarian radio host Larry Elder appeared on Leno to promote his then-new book, The 10 Things You Can't Say in America... the next day a caller to his show asked how Kudrow (who had appeared before him and sat by him on the couch) had treated him. Elder said that not only was she *not* a snobby liberal jerk... she had (gasp) READ THE BOOK, said she enjoyed it, and asked thoughful questions about it!! I could have passed out...

Another overly long post, but hopefully you'll all forgive me. God bless ya Ace...

Posted by: qdpsteve on July 23, 2005 11:46 PM

I'll ignore the fact that Depp also lives in France and, as you know, a total asshat.

Yes, but (affecting Jon Lovitz voice) He's our grrrrreatest living actor!!!

Posted by: CraigC on July 24, 2005 02:37 AM

She was a biology major at Vasser.

Posted by: Mark on July 24, 2005 10:49 AM

She invented Post-It's

Posted by: blaster on July 24, 2005 12:15 PM

She invented Post-It

No, Art Fry did.

Posted by: cheshirecat on July 24, 2005 01:31 PM

Uh, cheshirecat, I believe blaster is referring to "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion," in which Mira Sorvino's character claimed to have invented Post-Its.

Posted by: Geoff on July 24, 2005 01:57 PM

On the Arrested Development tip, what's up with the DVD not being released until late October? They best speed that up .... watching mulptiple shows in a row is a much easier way to get to like it (anyone I've gotten to sit through a whole disc has been converted, but you have to get them to that point first), and if they got Season 2 out there they might build more of an audience for Season 3.

By the way, what the hell happened last season? I've been thinking back on it and trying to reconstruct it and there were just too damn many plot arcs. Sigh. I must bide my time.

Posted by: Knemon on July 24, 2005 08:04 PM

Nose job.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on July 24, 2005 09:20 PM

While my opinion of Kudrow has gone up since reading all the posts in this forum, I still think the show is pretty sad to watch. Really depressing. Then again, I'm the sort of person who feels bad for the characters. I didn't realize that Adaptation was a comedy until I read the DVD cover and was deeply saddened while watching Meet the Parents (I know it was a comedy but I really felt bad for the guy).

Posted by: burnitup on July 25, 2005 11:41 AM

The best ditzy female characters have always been played by sharp women. Gracie Allen is epitome of this. George Burns said she was the mastermind of their act and often his primary function was to keep a straight face. It took a long time for him to find his second career after she died.

Posted by: epobirs on July 26, 2005 05:22 AM
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