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July 22, 2005

Jihadis To Target Gay Nightclubs; Iran Hangs Gay Teenagers

Jeepers, it's almost as if we're all in this together!

Why, it's as if they want to kill nice gay people, no matter how left their politics and no matter how much they seek to understand the "root causes" of terrorism!

Hey, here's a possible root cause: They hate you with a murderous passion and they experience a nearly sexual thrill at butchering you.

But by all means let's continue fighting amongst ourselves about who is sufficiently tolerant and who is a "racist warmonger." That'll learn 'em!

Michael Moore Update: Oddly enough, they don't seem to care very much about whether you voted for Gore or Bush in 2000.

Strange.

One would almost be forced to conclude that they have no noble aspirations of liberation or some reasonable political agenda but merely wish to kill and maim those they consider infidel or deviant.

PS: Now how does killing gays relate to the Israel/Palestinian dispute again...?

Is Nathan Lane Jewish? If he is, I guess there's your "root cause."

Update: GOPVixen has more.


posted by Ace at 05:27 PM
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"Gay venues could be bombed by Islamic terrorists," OutRage said Monday. "All gay bars and clubs should introduce bag and body searches

I could not read anymore after this. My eyes were full of laugh tears.

Posted by: Dman on July 22, 2005 05:32 PM

They hate you with a murderous passion and they experience a nearly sexual thrill at butchering you.

Well yes, but surely that's just a lifestyle choice ? Who are we to say that one choice is better? Are you not being somewhat judgemental here, ace ?

We probably drove them to it somehow, anyway. If we ran away from Iraq, I'll bet that the jihad against gays would stop almost at once.

Posted by: dougf on July 22, 2005 05:34 PM

Welcome to the year 2005. B.C.

*sigh* There are a lot of jokes about getting bombed and things getting blown up in a gay bar, but I've lost my sense of humor.

I hope these self-righteous assholes get ass raped by 72 bull elephants when they die.

Posted by: compos mentis on July 22, 2005 05:36 PM

PS: Now how does killing gays relate to the Israel/Palestinian dispute again...?

Actually it relates a lot since Israel is the only country in the Middle East that has a gay pride parade. Israel also gives asylum to gay Palestinians so that they won't be dragged through the streets and shot as "traitors" by thugs working for the "moderate" Abbas.

Hmmm I'm beginning to seel why folks like Robert Byrd, Pat Buchanan and Cedarford are able to find so much common ground with the RIFs.

Posted by: holdfast on July 22, 2005 05:38 PM

I always ask: How do you know those 72 virgins are females, rather than horny 14 year old boys with massive tools and a yen for ass-rape?

Posted by: ace on July 22, 2005 05:38 PM

Holdfast:

And yet there's a group called Queers for Palestine.

Posted by: on July 22, 2005 05:45 PM

What does Michael Moore have to fear? They never touch pork.

Posted by: on July 22, 2005 05:50 PM

I just checked to see whether Andrew Sullivan thinks the content of either of these reports is gobsmackingly vile, but as of 5:15 p.m. CDT, he hadn't even reported any heartache.

Posted by: Malky on July 22, 2005 06:16 PM

Radical Islam, the "Nazi Germany" of our time. Will we appease?


"When they came for the gypsies, I did not speak, for I am not
a gypsy. When they came for the Jews, I did not speak, because I
wasn't a Jew. When they came for the Catholics, I did not speak, for I
am not a Catholic. And when they came for me, there was no one left to
speak." -On the Wall at the Holocaust Museum in Washington

Posted by: TheShadow on July 22, 2005 06:58 PM

Holdfast -

Actually, the day that the Islamoids bomb a gay bar will be the day the liberal Jews running much of America's Left declare the Muslims went too far...

Even their legal braintrust at the ACLU will have conniptions. The 2 highest ACLU goals being civil liberties for terrorists and advancing the gay agenda.

My guess is the gay side wins out over the terrorist-hugger side.

Posted by: Cedarford on July 22, 2005 07:04 PM

Well, speaking for a minority of the minority:

"Bring it on!"

I only hope that I'm packing heat when try to get me.

Posted by: Log Cabin on July 22, 2005 08:16 PM

Dude, Nathan Lane's real first name is Joseph. He's just a gay Irish dude. Nathan Detroit sounds like a better gay name.

Posted by: Harp on July 22, 2005 08:41 PM

And yet there's a group called Queers for Palestine.

I hear they are affiliated with Turkeys for Thanksgiving

Posted by: holdfast on July 22, 2005 09:47 PM

Dude, Nathan Lane's real first name is Joseph. He's just a gay Irish dude. Nathan Detroit sounds like a better gay name.

He took the name after his first Broadway role in "Guys and Dolls". Though, if he were Jewish, it would be the jihadi hat-trick...American, Jewish and Gay.

Posted by: cheshirecat on July 22, 2005 11:09 PM

1. Cedarford, shut the fuck up, you asshole!

2. Cedarford, shut the fuck up, you asshole!

Oh, sorry, that's all I had to say.

Posted by: CraigC on July 23, 2005 02:13 AM

'Nuff said, Craig.

Posted by: Sean M. on July 23, 2005 04:27 AM

We are up against guys who watch videos of live men having their heads slowly sawn off and think, "yeah. I want me a piece of that action!"

Posted by: S. Weasel on July 23, 2005 06:51 AM

The left will just call this friendly fire.

Posted by: dittybopper on July 23, 2005 10:57 AM

I only hope that I'm packing heat when try to get me.

Me, too. Be sure to put time in at the range.

Posted by: on July 23, 2005 12:17 PM

It has been mentioned before, many times. But....
Liberals follow this simple formula: In the Greater Evil equation homophobic murderous anti-Capitalist brown people

If you're a true believer like Michael Berg, then even having your son's head chopped off won't change a thing.

Posted by: Gordon on July 23, 2005 01:27 PM

The bastards target gay liberals. Muslims, if they get into the line of fire, are nothing but collateral damage to the pedophiles who are willing to give up their lives to rape 72 hairless little girls in Heaven.

But the Muslims STILLhardly ever speak out against these FUCKS. Nor do the gay liberals.

I'm still scratching my head on that one.

Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal on July 23, 2005 02:11 PM

Why isn't this getting any press?

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/7/23/131312.shtml

Posted by: on July 23, 2005 02:16 PM

I started to write a long eloquent explanation as to why the story at NewsMax isn't getting any (other) press, but I don't know that there's any need to say more than, "It's just more left-wing bias."

Posted by: Jacarutu on July 23, 2005 07:35 PM

CraigC -

Face the truth, you prissy little twat.
Really, CraigC, face the truth, you prissy little twat.

The day the Islamoids bomb gay bars will be the day the ACLU Jews stop kissing their bums.

Posted by: Cedarford on July 23, 2005 09:28 PM

Actually, Malky, Andrew Sullivan posted on the hanging of two Iranian gay youths on the 20th. Guess you missed it.

Posted by: greg on July 24, 2005 04:43 PM

Wait, Cedarford, I'm confused. Is the ACLU run by Jews, or gays?

Or ... Jewish gays?

Posted by: Knemon on July 26, 2005 11:06 PM
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