It'd be nice if they'd at least decriminalize some of the softer drugs to dry up the black market. At least that would keep al-queda from making money off it.

Sure, cameo, sure. You're only interested in "drying up the blackmarket." You're not at all personally interested in cheaper, better, more accessible wacky tobaccy.

(P.S. - cameo - just kidding - I'm not trying to imply you're a stoner. Don't want to dance up to the "libel" line.)

I dunno Ace, it could've been bootleg videos of hockey games played by NHL scabs. Canadians are weird like that.

Bootlegged copies of mysterious never-before-seen SCTV episodes?

Why do they even need a tunnel. It's not like there isn't 1500 miles of uninhabited wilderness between Quebec and Vancouver.

I know! Anne Murray tapes!

Well, in another article (that got drudge-alanched), it mentioned the tunnel was 4 feet by four feet and made of concrete.
I'm thinking you need at least that size and a concrete floor for moving pallets.

Is there an "obvious sarcasm" exception to the libel rules? I think we need to engineer a test case and find out.

Phinn, you are teh ghey!

I wasn't talking about me!

Shit, man, now I hafta sue Ace. That's gonna get me banned for sure.

The reason it is the first of its kind is because there has really never been a need for a tunnel between Canada/US. For the most part, it has traditionally been an easy waltz across that vast border when compared to the security along the Mexico border. Don't get me wrong, plenty of illegal stuff going on down here, but contrary to popular belief, it isn't a cake walk.

Blame Canada! Is there anything those flappin-head, beady-eyed people won't do? Criminals, all criminals! And the potty mouths to boot! (Present company excluded of course.)

Seriously, let's decriminalize/legalize pot as a good first step toward a reasonable drug policy. It's not like prohibition actually works or something.

And no, (before Rocketeer gets his high horse saddled) I'm not a stoner.

hey, back off, those are our vacation tunnels!

you have any idea how long it takes to clear the checkpoint in Laredo?

Who says that the tunnel was used north to south? Cigs and booze are much cheaper here and the profits would almost be as big as pot. I remember a story about Indians in New York running cigs up north on lake Ontario and making the border patrol nuts because they couldn't go on indian land.

Yeah, there's an irony/sarcasm/joking exception.

You're all pretty bright, for retards at least, and I trust you all know the difference between yo-mama style joking and seriously-intended slurs.

Birkel, the only high-horse I'll be saddling will be yo-mama. Stoner.

And all the rest of you guys are stupid fuckin' bitchwhores.

P.S. - if I get banned from Ace's, do you think I'll have my comment privileges reinstated at Ollie's? It's so much more fun making fun of that fat stupid turd over at his own place.

Yo momma...was a Jew.

It was not 'pot' but 'pots'! As in Toilets! They only sell those low-flow four-flush jobs in the states. To get a real toilet you gotta sneak it in.

Four-flush?

What the fuck do you EAT?? Dude, put down the chalupa!