Useing your guidelines, what's OK to say about these charming people:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/07/17/nbest17.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/07/17/ixhome.html

I'm frequently amazed at how hysterical the Left has become, paricularly since the '04 election.

I don't know if INTERNET has created more hysterics, or if it's just that the hysterics are more visible lately.

Either way, it seems like we're having a national epidemic of Histrionic and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

(I don't know about the Mind Flayer thing ... do jooos have infravision?)

Max,

One could say they should be arrested and be prosecuted and incarcerated to the full extent of the law.

lease refrain from nasty homophobic attacks...

Even if you're a self-loathing queer?...[sigh]...

I guess this also means no more faboofuntastic Sully bashing posts? ; )

You can also call them assholes or fucknuts.

But you can't say they should be killed by vigilante conservatives.

I don't think that's a very strict rule.

...cause I *really* hate queers...

The gay thing is a gray area, because there is a way to say things with a smile that aren't really terribly homophobic.

But yeah, to be honest, I read a lot of attacks on Sullivan in the comments that are based on nothing except the fact that he's a homosexual. As if that alone were enough to condemn him.

It's one thing to criticize Sullivan for being a single-issue hysterical hack who views everything in terms of gay marriage. It's another thing to just say he sucks cock and so he's bad.

Ace,

Thanks for the 2nd eply. When I read your post and then your 1st reply to my comment I was beginning to think you were trying to take all of the fun out of the site or on the wagon, or both.

Then you *really* need psych help.

Seriously - the one thing you can ALWAYS do, to improve the quality of a post, is to make D&D / Fantasy references.

Just watch of for the alhoons (WOTC's lawyers) :P
/TJ

... 'cause if they had infravision, it'd be kinda unusual. For a human.

Unless Jews really are Mind Flayers. Then, it'd just be, you know, normal.

Gotta love R. A. Salvatore!

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Um, Ace, what makes you think that our kippot (the preferred term for the little skullcaps we wear) aren't weapons? Why do you think we wear those funky prayer shawls?

Truth is, we already possess advanced bio-tech weaponry: schmaltz -- chicken fat -- that'll clog your arteries faster than you can say gefilte fish, and matzah, that'll clog your tuchas faster than Excitable Andy at a gay-pride kosher weiner roast (and no, I have NO idea what that means, just taking a gratuitous metaphoric shot at EA).

Shalom, y'all!

speedster1, do you have infravision?

You can also call them assholes or fucknuts.

As long as I have fucknut, I'll be ok.

And shit sack.

Oh, and crap weasel.

Hmmmmm......probably also need fuckface, dicknose, and asslick.

Butt sniffer I don't use much. You can keep that one. Also willing to negotiate on douchebag. It's a bit overrated, and besided I think doucheface has a far better ring.

Jackoff, I can live without, too. It's a bit hypocritical for me to be throwing that one around if all you jerkoffs get my drift.

Bitch nipples I'll get back to you on. It can come in handy once in awhile. Sorta like a pipe wrench. You don't use it often, but it's nice to have in your tool chest.

Speaking of tools, you can keep all of those. They're kinda 1997, you know?

Now, all the whore stuff I need to keep just in case there's another haiku flame war. Some of them bitches where getting a bit uppity the last time.

Kill Ace!!

It's another thing to just say he sucks cock and so he's bad.

If he could only calm his hysterical head twitching long enough to give you decent blowjob.

Phinn:

But of course! We own everything:

http://www.infravision.net/

Bwahahahaha!

So heterosexual white people are still fair game though, right?

[sorry...full 'o beans t'day...]

I reread the original post and the comments and now it's all coming together:

"3 years in the joint" and

a defense of Andrew Sullivan as a cxocksucker.

Ace, please tell us (and Andrew) more about those 3 years.

John from Wuzzadem,

I don't know why, but your comment made me laugh out loud.

Dude, 'homophobic' isn't a word.

Warden,

How does "fucknozzle" work for you?

Yeah, I'm down with that one.

Kill Ace!!

Goddam it ACE, you have to admit - it's funny!

I bet the DUer's were hoping the nominee would be William Pryor just so the could be witty and use all of the KILL BILL puns.

By the way Warden, I like fuckwad. Hope that meets with your approval.

I don't mind that at all.

But if John from Wuzzadem wants a piece of me-- I just have three questions.

Where, when, and how would his mother best like to be monkey-fucked to help her through the grieving process?

I dunno, the guy gets an internet radio show and all of a sudden he's Al Franken

Hey, all I was trying to do was incite a hostile mob to come after you with torches and pitchforks and rip you limb from limb.

No need to get personal.

LauraW has been on an insane comment spree lately. Keep it up!

Judging by his shape and demeanor, I think you'd have to classify Ted Kennedy as a beholder.

JEWS HAVE INFRAVISION!!!! THEY REALLY ARE MIND FLAYERS!!!!!!

Run for your liiiiiiiiives ...

Lionel Hutz didn't wear a suit - the attorney on the Simpsons and the first one to debunk LA Law:

"Yeah, like real lawyers have secretaries and wear suits. Look he's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you."

How do monkeys do it? Upside down? Do you really want to make an old lady hang by her ankles while she services you? You cruel bastard!

It would probably be pompous and condescending to say that I'm impressed by this post, so I won't.

By the way, I have it on good authority that Jewish assassins also have a penchant for small poison-tipped crossbows.

Dang, I hate to be the one but- it's Degrassi Junior High, Ace.

Also, I'm more inclined to classify Ted Kennedy as a gas spore- looks like a Beholder but in fact has no special powers and is filled with noxious gas.

Leaving no dead thread un-poked:

1) There were both Degrassi High and Degrassi Jr. High series. Sort of a Saved By The Bell type deal.

2) The mind flayer really looks like Cthulhu - or is it Nyarlathotep?
2b.) Anyone wanna get together an online CoC game, or are we all past that stage in our lives?

3) Lionel Hutz does so wear a suit - it has breasts and frontal pockets. Plus a tie. Which he removes (and burns?) during his transformation into Miguel Sanchez, or whenever he's hitting the bottle.