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July 13, 2005
Press Frenzy: Karl Rove May Have Outed Valerie Plame As "Married"Another good parody, this time from The Therapist: Washington--As president Bush's critics call for Karl Rove's ouster, new details are emerging that appear to confirm allegations that the GOP strategist may have outed Joseph Wilson as "married." posted by Ace at 11:40 AM
CommentsAnd this should be parody. Passing the blame “I released it around September 11, 2001,” the singer told Swiss newspaper Sonntags Zeitung as translated on fan site MariahDaily. “The talk shows needed something to distract from 9/11. I became a punching bag. I was so successful that they tore me down because my album was at number 2 instead of number 1. The media was laughing at me and attacked me.” The crooner also said that the flop was just too cutting-edge for it’s own good. “‘Glitter’ was ahead of its time,” she explained. “Today it’s ‘in’ to make 80’s music.”Mega-dumb. I'm still ticked at her for not completely melting down in public. There was such promise. Posted by: Slublog on July 13, 2005 12:17 PM
I like the fact that the urban legend of Rove being an evil genius has really slowed the left's less then anticipated feeding frenzy because of them waiting for the Rove evil counter punch. Posted by: Dman on July 13, 2005 01:04 PM
Now you've done it, Ace - Boxer will be all over Rove for exposing yet another hetero in the government, and what's GW doing hiring all those heteros, and ... Posted by: Carlos on July 13, 2005 01:25 PM
Karl Rove is a Republican treasure. He can single-handedly tie the moonbats in knots! Posted by: Len - KC on July 13, 2005 01:25 PM
Ace, to get serious about Rove for a sec, you been reading John Podhoretz's (lengthy) posts in NRO's Corner today on the subject? I think JPod might be guilty of a little philosophizing-in-a-vacuum (i.e., trying to use logic to deduce facts without knowing all the facts), but taken as a dime-store theory, I think he might be on to something there about *Joe Wilson* being the leaker here. Interesting stuff. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on July 13, 2005 01:31 PM
This whole Wilson/Rove/Plame thingis the sort of crap that makes the blogoshpere look like one giant circle jerk. Just a bunch of partisan hacks arguing about some sh*t no one in the rest of America cares about. Only 25% of the population can name a single supreme Court justice, do you think they can keep all these minor Beltway insiders in their consciousness? Some white girl will get attacked by a shark during a hurricane and all the focus will be back on the mundane crap most people occupy themselves with. Posted by: Foppa on July 13, 2005 02:14 PM
Yes, I've been following that, and the speculation about this all coming not from a gov. official but from Judith Miller herself. I'm having trouble sinking my teeth into it as 1) it's such off-the-cuff unsubstantiated speculation but more importantly 2) I didn't think of these speculations first. It's all kind of cute and interesting, but it strikes me as so much masturbation at this point. We can guess and hypothesize until the cows come home. If I were more interested in the story itself I'd be game to indulge, but the story kind of bores the shit out of me, so speculation about it is even less interesting. Posted by: ace on July 13, 2005 02:15 PM
"People can barely follow the plot twists in the OC" Well, Ace does prefer that to C-SPAN... Posted by: Megan on July 13, 2005 02:19 PM
This is too funny. It was the Halliburtonhitlerchimp that done it, yessir. And they're blaming Karl Rove! What they don't know is that I'm an evil genius hiding behind an 'aw shucks country bumpkin act, while Rove takes the heat and keeps 'em guessin'! Just like Ike used to do. And though of course I know better (as did Ike), just for good measure, I mispronounce the word "nukuler" so they underestimate me. Fools 'em every time! But the real truth is even more fun: there is no Karl Rove and there never was. He is an automaton we created in Crawford years ago, along with the '94 Republican majority, replete with automaton voters in the Red states. Pretty clever for a Halliburtonhitlerchimp, eh? Posted by: 72 halliburtonhitlerchimps on July 13, 2005 06:08 PM
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@KFILE 21m So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations. That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite thanks to weft-cut loop.
This is the dumbest AI bullslop I've seen in a while: the CIA can use "quantum magnetometry" to track an individual man's heartbeat from twelve miles away
I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.
Oil prices plunge on bizarre realization that Eric Swalwell may actually be straight. A rapey molester, allegedly, but a straight one.
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This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it. Given that, I'll give you the hint that it's by the Red Rocker. And I guess you think you've got it made Oh, but then, you never were afraid Of anything that you've left behind Oh, but it's alright with me now 'Cause I'll get back up somehow And with a little luck, yes, I'm bound to win Now twenty people will tell me it's not obscure, it was huge in their hometown and played at their prom. That's how it usually goes. When I linked Donnie Iris's "Love is Like a Rock," everyone said they knew that one and that his other song (which I didn't know at all) Ah Leah! was huge in their area.
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thanks to stevey You know we "joke" about the GOPe just "conserving" leftist things? I couldn't hate this queen of the cuck-chair more if it paid seven figures and came with a corner office.
In more marketing for Project Hail Mary, scientists say they've found the biosigns indicating life growing on an alien planet. It's not proof, just signatures of chemicals that are produced by biological metabolism, and it could be nothing, but scientists think it's a strong sign that this planet is inhabited by something.
In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023. He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
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Great marketing arranged by Amazon to promote Project Hail Mary. Okay not really but it does work out that way.
What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils. Recent Comments
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