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July 11, 2005

Homo Cola -- When An Iced Toddy Just Isn't Gay Enough

I'm not kidding. It really is Homo Cola. Actually, it's "Homo Light" (a light soda?), and it's...

The best thing? In absolutely no way will this reinforce existing stereotypes about gays.

Well... except that each can of soda will be dressed in a little biker jacket and biker cap.

Thanks to Allah.


posted by Ace at 10:50 PM
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Hmmm, I wonder how it will taste mixed with coconut rum.

Posted by: Sean M. on July 11, 2005 11:06 PM

Dangit!!! Pear is one of my favorite flavors. Now I'm going to be afraid to order anything pear-flavored due to my insecure masculinity. No more salads with pear, walnuts and Stilton cheese.

Dangit!!!

Posted by: Michael on July 11, 2005 11:13 PM

Oeystein??!!
Is that like 'cumstain'??
How DID he get that goo in his eye- I mean oey.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe on July 11, 2005 11:15 PM

Maybe I could still order a pear salad if I was wearing my Batman suit. Yeah, that might work.

Posted by: Michael on July 11, 2005 11:16 PM

This is so confusing. If someone drinking a can of "homo light" is overheard saying "Damn, this soda tastes like ASS", how are you supposed to know if that's a good thing or a bad thing?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 11, 2005 11:19 PM

They also are going to market rainbow colored pasta. Reminds me of the penis shaped pasta they use to sell. Yum! Bite their little heads off.

Posted by: on July 11, 2005 11:32 PM

Now, how does Allah get wind of something like this? Does he do google searches of the word "homo" in his free time?"

Posted by: on July 11, 2005 11:36 PM

How can this not be a success?

Posted by: Jack Wilkie on July 11, 2005 11:48 PM

"Homo Cola: Drink it in the bottle, or take it in the can!"

Posted by: Leopold Stotch on July 11, 2005 11:58 PM

[Insert Andrew Sullivan joke here.]

Posted by: Sean M. on July 12, 2005 12:05 AM

" Hi Andy Sullivan here, after a hard day combating christers with my nausea, I like to curl up with some K-Y and Homo Light. With its refreshing Pear taste, there's nothing, short of a young guy, that can get the taste of bile out of your mouth faster. So take it from me, Excitable Andy, Homo Light is worth getting excited over!"

Posted by: Iblis on July 12, 2005 12:29 AM

*steadfastly refusing to connect "homo lite" and "loafers"*

that is all.

Posted by: W.E.Todd on July 12, 2005 12:34 AM

Since this comes from Norway, what does this do to Ace's constant references of "not in a gay way, but like a viking"?

Posted by: Allen on July 12, 2005 12:41 AM

"Homo Cola: Drink it in the bottle, or take it in the can!"

THAT was FUNNY.

So, how does it taste, Ace?

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on July 12, 2005 12:56 AM

That certainly was funny!

Posted by: on July 12, 2005 01:27 AM

Just FYI, Cockta has been ruling the Eastern European soft drink market for some time now. As they say, "You never forget the first one..."

Posted by: Kahuna on July 12, 2005 07:11 AM

Notice that a small Cockta lasts longer than a big one.

Posted by: jic on July 12, 2005 08:15 AM

Yeah, but you don't feel like you've had anything.

Posted by: lauraw on July 12, 2005 09:47 AM

I'd rather drink a tall glass of Ace Cola.

Posted by: Robert on July 12, 2005 11:03 AM

Homo Lite - Comes complete with aids, hepatitus C, and hepres, now you too can join this exclusive club, get free medicie for it from the government, and live on SSI so you won't have to work or fear disease anymore!

Posted by: 72 SSI Benificiares on July 12, 2005 11:18 AM

Ass cola?

Posted by: on July 12, 2005 11:41 AM

I guess I should be offended,but it's so damned funny I must pile on:

Try HomoCola, now in the convenient wide-mouth bottle!

Posted by: Log Cabin on July 12, 2005 12:52 PM

HAH!
Good one

Posted by: lauraw on July 12, 2005 01:01 PM

On a serious note, I have to ask you, Log Cabin, do you find this Homo Cola offensive? Do you think its flavor and color promote stereotypes? Do you think a COLA could really spread tolerance?

To me, this is just a panacea, a promotional item meant to give the impression its doing something good but in reality it's not doing a dang thing...except maybe providing a few punchlines.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on July 12, 2005 03:36 PM

Great taste! ... Less filling!

Posted by: 72 dwebes on July 12, 2005 06:17 PM
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