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July 11, 2005
Homo Cola -- When An Iced Toddy Just Isn't Gay EnoughI'm not kidding. It really is Homo Cola. Actually, it's "Homo Light" (a light soda?), and it's... The best thing? In absolutely no way will this reinforce existing stereotypes about gays. Well... except that each can of soda will be dressed in a little biker jacket and biker cap. Thanks to Allah. posted by Ace at 10:50 PM
CommentsHmmm, I wonder how it will taste mixed with coconut rum. Posted by: Sean M. on July 11, 2005 11:06 PM
Dangit!!! Pear is one of my favorite flavors. Now I'm going to be afraid to order anything pear-flavored due to my insecure masculinity. No more salads with pear, walnuts and Stilton cheese. Dangit!!! Posted by: Michael on July 11, 2005 11:13 PM
Oeystein??!! Posted by: Uncle Jefe on July 11, 2005 11:15 PM
Maybe I could still order a pear salad if I was wearing my Batman suit. Yeah, that might work. Posted by: Michael on July 11, 2005 11:16 PM
This is so confusing. If someone drinking a can of "homo light" is overheard saying "Damn, this soda tastes like ASS", how are you supposed to know if that's a good thing or a bad thing? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on July 11, 2005 11:19 PM
They also are going to market rainbow colored pasta. Reminds me of the penis shaped pasta they use to sell. Yum! Bite their little heads off. Posted by: on July 11, 2005 11:32 PM
Now, how does Allah get wind of something like this? Does he do google searches of the word "homo" in his free time?" Posted by: on July 11, 2005 11:36 PM
How can this not be a success? Posted by: Jack Wilkie on July 11, 2005 11:48 PM
"Homo Cola: Drink it in the bottle, or take it in the can!" Posted by: Leopold Stotch on July 11, 2005 11:58 PM
[Insert Andrew Sullivan joke here.] Posted by: Sean M. on July 12, 2005 12:05 AM
" Hi Andy Sullivan here, after a hard day combating christers with my nausea, I like to curl up with some K-Y and Homo Light. With its refreshing Pear taste, there's nothing, short of a young guy, that can get the taste of bile out of your mouth faster. So take it from me, Excitable Andy, Homo Light is worth getting excited over!" Posted by: Iblis on July 12, 2005 12:29 AM
*steadfastly refusing to connect "homo lite" and "loafers"* that is all. Posted by: W.E.Todd on July 12, 2005 12:34 AM
Since this comes from Norway, what does this do to Ace's constant references of "not in a gay way, but like a viking"? Posted by: Allen on July 12, 2005 12:41 AM
"Homo Cola: Drink it in the bottle, or take it in the can!" THAT was FUNNY. So, how does it taste, Ace? Later, Posted by: bbeck on July 12, 2005 12:56 AM
That certainly was funny! Posted by: on July 12, 2005 01:27 AM
Just FYI, Cockta has been ruling the Eastern European soft drink market for some time now. As they say, "You never forget the first one..." Posted by: Kahuna on July 12, 2005 07:11 AM
Notice that a small Cockta lasts longer than a big one. Posted by: jic on July 12, 2005 08:15 AM
Yeah, but you don't feel like you've had anything. Posted by: lauraw on July 12, 2005 09:47 AM
I'd rather drink a tall glass of Ace Cola. Posted by: Robert on July 12, 2005 11:03 AM
Homo Lite - Comes complete with aids, hepatitus C, and hepres, now you too can join this exclusive club, get free medicie for it from the government, and live on SSI so you won't have to work or fear disease anymore! Posted by: 72 SSI Benificiares on July 12, 2005 11:18 AM
Ass cola? Posted by: on July 12, 2005 11:41 AM
I guess I should be offended,but it's so damned funny I must pile on: Try HomoCola, now in the convenient wide-mouth bottle! Posted by: Log Cabin on July 12, 2005 12:52 PM
HAH! Posted by: lauraw on July 12, 2005 01:01 PM
On a serious note, I have to ask you, Log Cabin, do you find this Homo Cola offensive? Do you think its flavor and color promote stereotypes? Do you think a COLA could really spread tolerance? To me, this is just a panacea, a promotional item meant to give the impression its doing something good but in reality it's not doing a dang thing...except maybe providing a few punchlines. Later, Posted by: bbeck on July 12, 2005 03:36 PM
Great taste! ... Less filling! Posted by: 72 dwebes on July 12, 2005 06:17 PM
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@KFILE 21m So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations. That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite thanks to weft-cut loop.
This is the dumbest AI bullslop I've seen in a while: the CIA can use "quantum magnetometry" to track an individual man's heartbeat from twelve miles away
I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.
Oil prices plunge on bizarre realization that Eric Swalwell may actually be straight. A rapey molester, allegedly, but a straight one.
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This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it. Given that, I'll give you the hint that it's by the Red Rocker. And I guess you think you've got it made Oh, but then, you never were afraid Of anything that you've left behind Oh, but it's alright with me now 'Cause I'll get back up somehow And with a little luck, yes, I'm bound to win Now twenty people will tell me it's not obscure, it was huge in their hometown and played at their prom. That's how it usually goes. When I linked Donnie Iris's "Love is Like a Rock," everyone said they knew that one and that his other song (which I didn't know at all) Ah Leah! was huge in their area.
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thanks to stevey You know we "joke" about the GOPe just "conserving" leftist things? I couldn't hate this queen of the cuck-chair more if it paid seven figures and came with a corner office.
In more marketing for Project Hail Mary, scientists say they've found the biosigns indicating life growing on an alien planet. It's not proof, just signatures of chemicals that are produced by biological metabolism, and it could be nothing, but scientists think it's a strong sign that this planet is inhabited by something.
In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023. He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
Artemis moon shot a go, scheduled for 6:24 Eastern time tonight
Great marketing arranged by Amazon to promote Project Hail Mary. Okay not really but it does work out that way.
What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils. Recent Comments
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